PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between MK Ultra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jamie Carlson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Ultra might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Big Bad - Satriani. Carlson has chosen Rage Against The Machine: Bulls On Parade as his entrance music. MK Ultra has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Ultra
vs
Carlson

181 cm
23
160 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

172 cm
20
174 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Dangerous GnP
Brawler
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, MK Ultra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jamie Carlson !
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Fedor Mirinova and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ultra tests Carlson 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Some wild striking there from Carlson .
Carlson thows a body shot but no joy.
Ultra will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ultra scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Ultra clinches up with Carlson and pushes him back against the cage.
Ultra lands a shot to the body.
Ultra pushes Carlson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Carlson looking for a takedown.
Ultra prevents a takedown attempt there.
A short uppercut from Ultra.
Ultra lands a hook that snaps the head of Carlson backwards.
Ultra is working Carlson over against the cage.
Nice body punch from Ultra.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ultra just leaning against Carlson , taking a breather.
Carlson is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ultra gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
MK Ultra has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jamie Carlson .
Carlson looks gassed!
Ultra pushes Carlson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Ultra lands with a right to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ultra lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ultra lands a body punch.
A hook to the body from Ultra.
Ultra stalls.
Ultra scores with a shoulder strike.
Ultra stalling against the cage.
Ultra pushes Carlson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ultra.
Ultra lands a body shot in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Ultra.
Ultra has Carlson pushed against the cage.
Ultra lands with a left to the head.
Ultra presses Carlson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ultra is working Carlson over against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ultra effectively controlling the action here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Ultra.
Ultra softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Carlson tries for a takedown but Ultra manages to get underhooks.
Ultra lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Ultra throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Carlson s head.
A hook to the body from Ultra.
Ultra lands a right hand that snaps the head of Carlson backwards.
Ultra lands with a right to the head.
Ultra lands with a right to the head.
Ultra stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Ultra takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Ultra.
Ultra is struggling to control the position.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ultra.
Carlson is working for takedown but Ultra is calmly controlling the position for now.
Ultra lands with a right to the head.
Carlson is working for takedown but Ultra is calmly controlling the position for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ultra lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The referee calls for Ultra to work.
Ultra lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short left from Ultra.
A right hook to the body lands for Ultra.
Ultra lands a nice uppercut.
Ultra lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ultra dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Ultra as the two fighters clinch.
A shot in the inside from Ultra.
A body shot lands from Ultra.
Ultra lands with a right to the head.
Ultra stalling.
Ultra lands an uppercut.
A short right from Ultra on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Ultra.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ultra lands a shoulder strike.
Carlson goes for a takedown attempt but Ultra pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Ultra displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ultra keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jab, jab by Ultra - just one landing.
Carlson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ultra scores with a jab.
MK Ultra is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Ultra. Carlson shrugs it off though.
A punch combination from Ultra misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ultra cracks Carlson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Ultra wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ultra lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Ultra lands a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

MK Ultra dominated that round.
That's time! Ultra's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Ultra fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Carlson tries for a takedown but Ultra sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Ultra rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carlson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carlson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ultra is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Ultra scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

Ultra moves into the clinch.
Ultra softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Carlson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Ultra gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A short body shot lands from Ultra as the two fighters clinch.
A short left from Ultra.
Ultra pushes Carlson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Carlson is breathing heavily.
Ultra lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Ultra.
Ultra lands with a left to the head.
Ultra lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Ultra leaning his opponent against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ultra lands a right hand that snaps the head of Carlson backwards.
Ultra lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Ultra scores with a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Ultra.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Ultra here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Ultra presses Carlson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ultra scores with a shoulder strike.
Ultra throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Carlson s head.
Ultra scores with a nice hook to the head.
Ultra lands an uppercut.
Ultra leaning against his opponent.
Ultra lands a shot to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Ultra.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ultra.
A right hand to the body from Ultra.
A shot in the inside from Ultra.
Ultra lands a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carlson changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Ultra fights it off and pushes away nicely.
MK Ultra has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jamie Carlson .
Carlson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Ultra dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ultra tries to clinch but Carlson moves out of range.

Ultra has Carlson up against the cage in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ultra.
Carlson goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ultra prevents it.
Ultra stalling in the clinch.
Ultra lands with a right to the head.
Ultra lands a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ultra lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ultra swings wildly with an uppercut but Carlson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Carlson looking for a takedown.
Ultra lands a body punch.
Ultra lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Carlson backwards.
Ultra pushes Carlson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Ultra is working Carlson over against the cage.
A short left from Ultra.
Ultra working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ultra is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Carlson can do to turn this around?
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ultra creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ultra.
Ultra works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Ultra stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ultra creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ultra gets through Carlson 's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ultra lands a left hand.
A body shot lands from Ultra.
Ultra scores with a hook to the body.
A short right from Ultra on the inside.
Nice body punch from Ultra - that landed with a thud.
Ultra lands a hook that snaps the head of Carlson backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Ultra.
Ultra scores with a shoulder strike.
Ultra lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Ultra lands a hook to the side of the head.
MK Ultra has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ultra throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Carlson s head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ultra is leaning against Carlson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ultra works on Carlson 's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Carlson has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ultra is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Ultra scores with a nice hook to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

MK Ultra dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Ultra throws a series of punches but Carlson moves out of range.
Ultra stalks Carlson and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Carlson 's face. Carlson staggers backwards, shaken.
Ultra just misses with a punch to the body.
Ultra lands with a good body shot.
Both fighters circling a little - Ultra finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Ultra cracks Carlson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
MK Ultra is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ultra scores with a nice strike.
Ultra with a hook.
Ultra slips a straight right by Carlson .
Carlson throws a shot from downtown. Ultra moves away and avoids it.
Ultra lands a jab to the head.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ultra, right into the meat.
Carlson misses with a low kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ultra moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Carlson is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ultra punishes Carlson 's body with a nice straight punch.
Ultra throws a right hand that Carlson ducks under and follows up with a left that Carlson also avoids with ease.
Ultra throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ultra throws a combination that misses

and Carlson counters with a single leg into guard. Ultra didn't expect that.
Carlson tries to free his leg and advance position but Ultra is retaining full guard.
Ultra wants to sweep but no luck.
Ultra knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Carlson on the ground.
Carlson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Ultra is keeping the position for now.
Carlson with a flurry of punches that miss.
Carlson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ultra works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Ultra is on top in guard.
Carlson wants to sweep but no luck.
Ultra trying to control the position from guard on top but Carlson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Carlson manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Jamie Carlson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ultra is looking to get to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
MK Ultra showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Ultra, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:25
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 30:25
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... MK Ultra!