PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Aslan Bagrian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and yo mama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bagrian comes to the cage accompanied by Justin Bieber - Baby. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bagrian
vs
mama

215 cm
22
199 lbs
8 - 6 - 1

190 cm
26
195 lbs
7 - 42 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Good low kicks
Heavy handed

Valhalla War Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Aslan Bagrian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 42 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, yo mama!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from mama.
mama pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bagrian is defended easily by mama.
Bagrian avoids the head kick by mama.
A head kick misses from mama.
mama tries a head kick but it misses.
Bagrian lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bagrian swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by mama.

It looks like yo mama has been cut.
Bagrian moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
mama looks gassed!
Bagrian lands with a right hand.

mama is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
mama throws a head kick but Bagrian moves out of range.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Bagrian! mama is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Aslan Bagrian!