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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Flintstone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carolla comes to the cage accompanied by Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2. Adam Carolla has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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201 lbs
18 - 9 - 0 |
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196 lbs
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Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
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Decent wrestler
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fred Flintstone!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Daniel Cesar and Alexandre Firmino.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Flintstone throws a nice head kick!
A good leg kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a nice outside leg kick.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carolla throws a body punch but Flintstone moves out of range.
Flintstone dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Carolla. That did some damage!
A big left from Flintstone misses.
Flintstone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Carolla as he connects with a hook.
It looks like Fred Flintstone has been cut.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Carolla.
Carolla takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Flintstone is looking to slow Carolla down with leg kicks.
Carolla misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Flintstone.
Carolla will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Flintstone connects with a high kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Flintstone.
Flintstone displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Carolla throws out the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Flintstone throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Carolla.
Carolla misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carolla avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a sloppy head kick and Carolla moves out of range easily.
Flintstone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carolla throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Flintstone sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Flintstone misses with a few strikes there.
Flintstone loads up on a big right hand but Carolla slips the punch.
Carolla blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Carolla takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Flintstone moves away from the strike by Carolla.
Carolla just misses with a punch to the body.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
Carolla jabs at Flintstone's body.
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Flintstone ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Flintstone.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carolla uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Flintstone.
Flintstone fakes the leg kick and cracks Carolla in the body.
Fred Flintstone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carolla throws a hook but Flintstone blocks it.
Flintstone lets loose with a powerful body kick. Carolla will feel that in the morning.
Carolla avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone takes a jab right on the kisser.
A solid leg kick lands there for Flintstone.
Carolla lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Flintstone scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Carolla moves out of range.
Carolla lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Flintstone circles away quickly and effectively.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Flintstone, right into the meat.
Carolla misses with a wild combination.
Flintstone throws a head kick that Carolla semi-blocks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
Carolla throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carolla tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Carolla is breathing heavily.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Carolla moves out of range.
Flintstone throws a sloppy head kick and Carolla moves out of range easily.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carolla throws a hook but Flintstone blocks it.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a sloppy head kick and Carolla moves out of range easily.
Flintstone plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
Carolla scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
Carolla blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone lands a high kick!
Carolla blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Flintstone.
Carolla tries to bum rush Flintstone with a series of wild strikes but Flintstone uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Flintstone lands a head kick. Carolla smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Carolla is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Carolla throws a combination. Flintstone tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Carolla blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone cracks the inside of Carolla's front leg.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
The fighters circling - Flintstone throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Carolla moves out of range.
Flintstone works over Carolla's head and body with a nice combination.
Flintstone takes one on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Carolla chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Flintstone can pounce on him.
Carolla misses with a looping left.
A big right from Flintstone misses.
Flintstone takes one on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fred Flintstone dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fred Flintstone's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Carolla throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Carolla moves out of range.
Carolla misses with a two punch combination.
Carolla blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
A solid leg kick lands there for Flintstone.
Carolla keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Flintstone throws a sloppy head kick and Carolla moves out of range easily.
Carolla misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Flintstone.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
Carolla displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Flintstone throws out the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Flintstone scores with a leg kick.
Flintstone is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Flintstone ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Carolla lands a right hook to the body.
Flintstone takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carolla takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Flintstone connects with a solid leg kick.
Flintstone throws a looping overhand right but Carolla ducks down to avoid it.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Carolla moves out of range.
Carolla blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Adam Carolla is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carolla digs a good hook to Flintstone's body.
Flintstone looks to land a combination but Carolla avoids it well.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Flintstone lands with a thumping leg kick.
Flintstone ducks under a wild hook from Carolla.
Carolla is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Flintstone ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Carolla moves away.
Carolla connects with a nice looking jab.
Flintstone feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Carolla's calf.
Carolla misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carolla avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Carolla counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Flintstone avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carolla cracks Flintstone with a good jab.
Flintstone throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A head kick from Flintstone lands but Carolla takes it in his stride.
Flintstone slips a jab and a cross from Carolla.
Flintstone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carolla avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Carolla throws a right and a left that Flintstone avoids nicely.
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Carolla moves out of range.
Carolla tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Flintstone was well out of range. Poor timing from Carolla.
Flintstone throws a sloppy head kick and Carolla moves out of range easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone pushes Carolla away with a front kick.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carolla throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carolla throws the left hand but Flintstone avoids the punch easily.
Carolla tries to bum rush Flintstone with a series of wild strikes but Flintstone uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Flintstone moves out of range as Carolla strikes.
Carolla on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Flintstone. Flintstone obviously looking to wear him down.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Flintstone throws a nice head kick!
Carolla takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Carolla moves out of range.
Carolla pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carolla lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Flintstone circles away quickly and effectively.
Carolla blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Carolla works over Flintstone's head and body with a nice combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Carolla moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Flintstone.
Carolla throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Flintstone throws a head kick that half lands.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Carolla moves out of range.
Flintstone displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Carolla throws out the jab.
Carolla throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Flintstone throws a nice inside leg kick.
Flintstone lands a head kick. Carolla smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
Flintstone throws a head kick that half lands.
Carolla ducks under a wild hook from Flintstone.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick from Flintstone lands but Carolla takes it in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fred Flintstone showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Fred Flintstone's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
A combination from Carolla does no damage.
Flintstone uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Carolla.
Flintstone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carolla blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Flintstone lands a head kick!
Carolla connects with a single shot there.
Fred Flintstone seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Carolla moves out of range.
Flintstone looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Flintstone feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Carolla's calf.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Flintstone goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Flintstone looks to land a body kick but Carolla moved away.
Flintstone scores with a head kick.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
Flintstone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carolla avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Flintstone throws a nice inside leg kick.
Flintstone goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Carolla avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Carolla pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Flintstone tries a head kick but it misses.
Carolla keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Flintstone.
Flintstone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Good leg kick by Flintstone there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Carolla moves out of range.
Flintstone throws a lazy right hand but Carolla sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Carolla throws a shot from downtown. Flintstone moves away and avoids it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Flintstone, right into the meat.
Adam Carolla has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Flintstone throws a sloppy head kick and Carolla moves out of range easily.
Flintstone lands with a kick to the temple. Carolla shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Flintstone blocks a jab.
Flintstone throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Carolla counters with a three punch combo that has Flintstone backing up. Flintstone nods at Carolla to acknowledge the strikes.
Carolla avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Nice defenses there by Flintstone.
Flintstone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Flintstone goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carolla works Flintstone's body with a nice hook.
Carolla uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Flintstone.
Flintstone gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Carolla.
Flintstone keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone lands a head kick!
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Flintstone throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Flintstone defending well as Carolla loads up on a big left hand.
Flintstone throws a head kick that half lands.
Flintstone throws a sloppy head kick and Carolla moves out of range easily.
Flintstone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carolla throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Flintstone sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Carolla connects with a nice looking jab.
Carolla avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Carolla moves out of range.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Flintstone lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Flintstone misses with a combination
and Flintstone takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Flintstone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carolla blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Flintstone scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Flintstone throws a sloppy head kick and Carolla moves out of range easily.
Flintstone moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Carolla swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Flintstone.
Flintstone lands a nice leg kick that just misses Carolla's sensitive parts.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fred Flintstone is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carolla looks to land a combination but Flintstone avoids it well.
Carolla misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Flintstone.
Carolla stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Flintstone.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fred Flintstone comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Flintstone has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fred Flintstone!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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