PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pedro Pedofiili (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darius Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pedofiili's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Judas Priest - Breaking The Law. Pedro Pedofiili could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Darius Parker's chin.

Pedofiili
vs
Parker

185 cm
25
168 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

175 cm
27
165 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pedro Pedofiili!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darius Parker!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Ackerman and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pedofiili slips a jab from Parker.
Pedofiili ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
Parker lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Pedofiili misses with a body shot.
Pedofiili throws a head kick but Parker moves out of range.
Pedofiili slips under a jab.
Pedofiili pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A swing and a miss from Parker.
Parker bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Pedofiili's head.
Pedofiili ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Parker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pedofiili sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Parker thows a left - swing and a miss!

Pedofiili closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Pedofiili tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Parker effectively controlling the action here.
Pedofiili swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Pedofiili as Parker tries to tie him up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker is trying to break the clinch but Pedofiili has him pressed against the cage.
Parker slowing the pace effectively.
Pedofiili pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Pedofiili throws a head punch that misses.
Pedofiili pressing his opponent against the cage.
Pedofiili with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pedofiili looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Parker is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Pedofiili scores a nice knee to the body.
Parker blocks an uppercut.
Parker just leaning against Pedofiili, taking a breather.
Pedofiili lands a shoulder strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pedofiili.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Parker.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker has had enough of the clinch but Pedofiili keeps him there for the moment.
Parker wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Pedofiili has him pressed against the cage.
Parker is trying to break the clinch but Pedofiili is controlling him.
The referee calls for Parker to work.
Parker tries to pull guard but Pedofiili holds him up against the cage and eventually Parker drops back down to his feet.
Pedofiili taking a breather.
Pedofiili working aggressively here.
Parker wants to break free but Pedofiili has control.
Parker is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Pedofiili effectively controlling the action here.
Pedofiili trying to stall but Parker improves his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pedofiili is keeping busy.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pedofiili.
Parker is stalling here.
Pedofiili's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Pedofiili as Parker tries to tie him up.
Pedofiili connects with a nasty looking knee right to Parker's face.

It looks like Darius Parker has been cut.
Parker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pedofiili is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Parker is working for takedown but Pedofiili is calmly controlling the position for now.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Parker takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Darius Parker.
Parker throws a sloppy body shot
and Pedofiili counters with a right hand to the body.
Pedofiili cracks Parker with a good jab.
Pedofiili lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Parker tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pedofiili jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pedofiili keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pedofiili.
Pedofiili moves in looking to clinch but Parker pushes him off.
Parker looks for a takedown but Pedofiili sprawls well.
Pedro Pedofiili has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Darius Parker.
A slow jab from Parker misses its intended target.
Parker blocks a head kick by Pedofiili.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pedro Pedofiili dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Darius Parker's cut.
That's time! Pedofiili's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Pedofiili keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Parker.
Nice uppercut lands for Parker. That snapped Pedofiili's head back.
Parker lands an overhand right.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Pedofiili, as that shot connected.
Pedofiili looks to throw the jab but Parker is out of range.
A shot to the body from Parker misses
and Pedofiili counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Pedofiili misses the target.
A jab from Pedofiili does it's job there.
Pedofiili connects with a solid leg kick.
Parker misses with a jab to the body
enabling Pedofiili to counter with a crisp jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pedofiili.
Pedofiili with a hook.
Pedofiili takes a swing at Parker's ribcage but misses.
Pedofiili missing with a left hand there. Parker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pedofiili connects with a crisp jab.

Pedofiili clinches.
Pedofiili misses with a short punch on the inside.
Parker on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pedofiili lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Parker.
Pedofiili misses with a punch on the inside.
Parker trying to control the position but instead, Pedofiili has worked for underhooks and has pushed Parker into the cage.
Pedofiili content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Pedofiili misses with the head strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pedofiili.
Parker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pedofiili backwards.
Pedofiili has a couple of punches blocked by Parker.
Pedofiili is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Parker is trying to stall.
Pedofiili has a couple of punches blocked by Parker.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker stalls.
Pedofiili just leaning against Parker, taking a breather.
Pedofiili is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Parker jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Pedofiili walks away with a smile on his face. Parker gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Pedofiili moves out of range of the strikes.
Parker throws a jab when Pedofiili was well out of range.
Parker looks to throw the jab but Pedofiili is out of range.
Parker needs to keep his hands up - Pedofiili had a free shot at his head there.
Parker stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pedofiili.
Pedofiili lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Parker at a distance.
Pedofiili misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Parker checks a leg kick.
Parker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pedofiili.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Parker on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Pedofiili there.
Pedofiili fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Parker throws a one two combo.
Parker avoids the head kick by Pedofiili.
Parker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pedofiili throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Good standup being displayed there by Pedofiili as he connects with a hook.
Pedofiili scores with a spinning back kick!
A slow jab from Pedofiili misses its intended target.
Parker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pedofiili looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pedofiili wants to clinch.
Pedro Pedofiili is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Pedofiili.
Pedofiili digs a good body shot into Parker's ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pedofiili buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Pedofiili uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Parker.
Pedofiili takes one to the side of the head.
Pedofiili lands with a kick to the temple. Parker shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Parker misses with a low kick.
A jab from Parker misses.
Pedofiili scores with a jab.
Parker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Pedofiili connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pedofiili.
Parker jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Pedofiili tries to clinch there but Parker circles away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Parker loads up on a big right hand but Pedofiili slips the punch.
Pedofiili connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Parker jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pedofiili slaps away a takedown attempt from Parker, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Pedofiili uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pedro Pedofiili dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Darius Parker's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Parker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pedofiili cracks Parker with an open hand slap.
Parker misses with a looping right.
Pedofiili connects with the punch.
Pedofiili fails with an attempt to clinch.
Parker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Pedofiili counters with a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Pedofiili.
Pedofiili misses with a few strikes there.
Parker lands a nice shot to the body.

Pedofiili fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Parker, pushing him back against the cage.
Parker letting Pedofiili take a breather here.
Pedofiili lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Pedofiili.
Pedofiili being controlled against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pedofiili tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A right handed body shot lands from Pedofiili.
Parker can't find room to land a body shot as Pedofiili controls the action.
Pedofiili swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pedofiili misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pedofiili is pushing Parker up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Pedofiili struggles to land a body shot inside as Parker controls his hands.
Pedofiili is leaning against Parker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Come on Parker - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
A head punch on the inside from Pedofiili fails to land.
Pedofiili being controlled against the cage.
Parker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right from Parker on the inside.
Parker's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Pedofiili lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Pedofiili lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Parker.
Pedofiili lands with a short shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pedofiili.
Pedofiili with a knee to the head.
Pedofiili lands a body shot in the clinch.
Darius Parker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Parker takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Pedofiili lands a left hand that snaps the head of Parker backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Parker blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Pedofiili tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Pedofiili slows down the pace here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Parker slows down the pace here.
Parker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pedofiili tries to stall but Parker uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Parker throws a punch but it's blocked by Pedofiili.
A short right from Pedofiili on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
A bit of stalling here from Pedofiili.
Pedofiili throws a head punch that misses.
The referee is keeping an eye on Pedofiili - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Pedofiili looking to stall.
Parker is trying to break the clinch but Pedofiili has him pressed against the cage.
Pedofiili lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Parker.
Parker letting Pedofiili take a breather here.
Parker cracks Pedofiili with a nice body shot.
Parker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Parker misses with a body punch.
Pedofiili works on Parker's body with a couple of short punches.
Pedofiili misses with a knee to the head.
Pedofiili pushes Parker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pedro Pedofiili is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Parker lands a right hand.
Parker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pedofiili backwards.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pedro Pedofiili showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pedofiili has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pedro Pedofiili!