PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ugly Kid Joe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Emmanuel Rodriguez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Kid Joe
vs
Rodriguez

198 cm
19
217 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

182 cm
24
205 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

Boomerang! Boomeroids! 157 Muscle PROOF

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ugly Kid Joe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Emmanuel Rodriguez!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Donatello Bradman and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rodriguez tries to clinch but Joe moves out of range.
Joe scores with a punch to the head.
Joe stalks Rodriguez and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Rodriguez's face. Rodriguez staggers backwards, shaken.
Joe swats away the attempt to clinch by Rodriguez.
Rodriguez looks to land a combination but Joe avoids it well.
Rodriguez uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Joe.
Rodriguez turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Rodriguez tries to close the distance and clinch but Joe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Joe looks for the body kick but Rodriguez saw that one coming.
Rodriguez keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Joe.
Rodriguez tries to close the distance and clinch up but Joe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Joe throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Joe throws a right and a left that Rodriguez avoids nicely.
Joe rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rodriguez moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Joe fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ugly Kid Joe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Joe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rodriguez manages to avoid it.
Rodriguez looks for the body kick but Joe saw that one coming.
Joe catches Rodriguez with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Joe scores with a body shot.
Joe misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rodriguez throws a right and a left that Joe avoids nicely.
Joe throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rodriguez is looking to clinch.
Rodriguez takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Rodriguez cracks the inside of Joe's front leg.
No joy there for Joe, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rodriguez misses with a few strikes there.
Rodriguez moves in looking to clinch but Joe pushes him off.
Rodriguez moves out of range as Joe strikes.
Joe misses with a straight left.
Danga de danga de dang - Joe scores with a four punch combination!
Joe throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rodriguez is looking to clinch but Joe is avoiding it.
Joe is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Joe connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Rodriguez tries to close the distance and clinch but Joe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Joe throws a combination that misses
and Rodriguez counters with a head kick. That will keep Joe thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Rodriguez moves in looking to clinch but Joe pushes him off.
Rodriguez moves in looking to clinch but Joe pushes him off.
Joe lands with a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joe takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Joe smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Rodriguez looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rodriguez showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Joe.
Joe lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Joe throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Joe throws a right and a left that Rodriguez avoids nicely.
Joe throws a one two combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rodriguez misses with a double jab.
Rodriguez fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Joe swats away the attempt to clinch by Rodriguez.
Rodriguez throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rodriguez takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Joe throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Joe just misses with a punch to the body.
Joe lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Joe.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rodriguez moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Joe throws a left and a right that both miss
and Rodriguez counters with a nice leg kick.
Joe throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Joe fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rodriguez on the side of the head.
Joe fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Joe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rodriguez moves away.
Joe is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Rodriguez takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Joe lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Rodriguez is rocked!
Joe ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Rodriguez looks gassed!
Joe scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Rodriguez is still on wobbly legs! Can Joe finish him?
Joe drops Rodriguez with a huge uppercut! Rodriguez drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Joe is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ugly Kid Joe!