PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rankka Ankka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Om Nom Nom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ankka comes to the cage accompanied by Milk - The Knife Song. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Ankka
vs
Nom Nom

205 cm
19
220 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

200 cm
20
220 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rankka Ankka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Om Nom Nom!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ankka avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ankka tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ankka attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Rankka Ankka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ankka pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ankka.
Nom Nom blocks a head kick by Ankka.
Ankka walks into a stiff left hand from Nom Nom.
Ankka throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nom Nom.
No joy there for Nom Nom, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ankka lands a nice leg kick that just misses Nom Nom's sensitive parts.
Ankka swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Ankka is looking to slow Nom Nom down with leg kicks.
Ankka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nom Nom connects with a crisp jab.
Ankka fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Nom Nom checks it well.
Nom Nom misses with a few strikes there.
Nom Nom on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ankka. Ankka obviously looking to wear him down.
Ankka ducks under a wild hook from Nom Nom.
Ankka is looking to slow Nom Nom down with leg kicks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ankka slips a jab from Nom Nom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ankka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ankka throws a sloppy head kick and Nom Nom moves out of range easily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ankka, right into the meat.
A head kick misses from Ankka.
Ankka lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Nom Nom shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Ankka tries to close the distance and clinch but Nom Nom swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nom Nom throws a lazy right hand but Ankka sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Ankka throws a series of strikes that have Nom Nom backpedaling.

It looks like Om Nom Nom has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ankka fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ankka cracks the inside of Nom Nom's front leg.
Nom Nom looks gassed!
Nom Nom throws a series of punches but Ankka moves out of range.
Ankka throws a body kick that misses.
Nom Nom takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Crunch! Ankka slams his shin into Nom Nom's torso.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ankka.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Ankka cracks the inside of Nom Nom's front leg.

Ankka clinches.
Ankka works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Ankka lands a hook that snaps the head of Nom Nom backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Ankka fails to land.
Ankka swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nom Nom blocking some punches.
Ankka misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nom Nom fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Ankka.
Ankka lands with a left to the head.
Ankka has a couple of punches blocked by Nom Nom.
Ankka lands a shoulder strike.
A short right from Ankka.
Ankka lands a left hand.
Ankka tries to throw a body punch but Nom Nom avoids it by throwing Ankka back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nom Nom.
Nom Nom looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ankka scores with a nice hook to the head.
Ankka doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ankka lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nom Nom misses with a punch to the body.
Ankka doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ankka tries a body shot but Nom Nom blocks it.
Ankka lands with a right to the head.
Nom Nom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Ankka scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nom Nom scores with a shot to the side of Ankka's head.
Ankka keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Nom Nom's efforts to push away.
Nom Nom pushes Ankka back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nom Nom blocks a body shot from Ankka.
Ankka doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nom Nom blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nom Nom's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ankka's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Ankka throws a punch but it's blocked by Nom Nom.
Ankka swings wildly with an uppercut but Nom Nom uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ankka doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nom Nom prevents a body shot from Ankka.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ankka.
Ankka fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Ankka tries a body shot but Nom Nom blocks it.
A short right from Nom Nom.
Ankka tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ankka goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nom Nom is trying to force a seperation but Ankka has the dominant position.
Nom Nom is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Ankka lands a nice shot to the body.
Ankka goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short uppercut from Ankka.
Ankka lands with a left to the head.
Nom Nom is trying to break the clinch but Ankka is controlling him.
Ankka misses with some punches.
Ankka doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short body shot lands from Ankka as the two fighters clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Ankka.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ankka throws a head punch that misses.
The referee is keeping an eye on Nom Nom - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Nom Nom blocks a body shot from Ankka.
Ankka scores with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rankka Ankka dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Om Nom Nom's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Ankka throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nom Nom connects with a right hand. Ankka shakes it off.
Ankka slips under a jab.
Ankka tries to clinch but Nom Nom moves out of range.
Ankka connects with a solid leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Nom Nom.
Ankka fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Nom Nom is out of range.
Nom Nom misses with a low kick.
Ankka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rankka Ankka is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ankka misses with a combination
and Nom Nom counters with a left to the body.
A lazy body kick from Ankka
and Nom Nom counters with a nice body shot.
Ankka misses with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ankka misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Nom Nom counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ankka throws a lazy head kick
and Nom Nom counters with a nice body shot.
Ankka misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nom Nom moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Ankka swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Nom Nom counters with a straight right hand.
Nom Nom looks to land a combination but Ankka avoids it well.
Nom Nom fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ankka tries to clinch
and Nom Nom counters with a nice uppercut.
Nom Nom avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ankka darts in trying to clinch
and Nom Nom counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nom Nom comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nom Nom buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ankka tries to clinch up
and Nom Nom counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ankka moves forwards but Nom Nom connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Ankka darts in trying to clinch
and Nom Nom counters with a three punch combo that has Ankka backing up. Ankka nods at Nom Nom to acknowledge the strikes.

Ankka is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good leg kick by Nom Nom there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nom Nom lands with an overhand left.
Oh Ankka is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nom Nom cracks Ankka on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Ankka falls backwards against the cage. Nom Nom follows up with more strikes that drop Ankka to his knees. Nom Nom keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Ankka! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Om Nom Nom!