PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Craig Patton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blake McClintic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patton comes to the cage accompanied by Powerful Beyond Measure. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Patton
vs
McClintic

181 cm
25
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
19
143 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

MFS Outfitters ™
MFS Outfitters ™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Craig Patton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Blake McClintic!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Patton darts in and clinches McClintic up against the cage.
McClintic tries a body shot but Patton blocks it.
McClintic being controlled against the cage.
Patton is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McClintic working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McClintic.
McClintic lands a body shot.
McClintic lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McClintic stops a takedown attempt from Patton.
McClintic lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Patton.
McClintic lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Patton backwards.
Patton is trying to force a seperation but McClintic has the dominant position.
McClintic lands a nice shot to the body.
Patton really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
McClintic lands a body punch in the clinch.
McClintic lands a hook that snaps the head of Patton backwards.
McClintic working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Patton tries to break the clinch but McClintic is controlling the position.
McClintic lands a nice shot to the body.
Patton is breathing heavily.
McClintic scores with a nice hook to the head.
McClintic lands a left hand.
McClintic throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McClintic lands a hook that snaps the head of Patton backwards.
McClintic lands a left hand.
McClintic lands with a left to the head.
McClintic tries to land knees in the clinch but Patton avoids the damage to the body.
McClintic lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Still in the clinch, McClintic scores with a nice short uppercut.
McClintic makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Patton is rocked!
Still in the clinch, McClintic scores with a nice short uppercut.
Oh Patton is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McClintic throws a big uppercut that drops Patton! More strikes from McClintic and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Patton lies dazed against the cage as McClintic celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Blake McClintic!