PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Dickface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sakke Somali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dickface
vs
Somali

200 cm
23
180 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

183 cm
20
180 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Dickface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sakke Somali!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Albert Achterberg and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Dickface misses.
Somali connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sakke Somali seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A good leg kick by Somali.
Dickface has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Somali.
A big right from Dickface misses.
Somali throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Dickface takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Somali looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Somali dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dickface. That did some damage!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Somali - that will leave a mark!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickface looks to throw the jab but Somali is out of range.
Dickface on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Somali throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Dickface is breathing heavily.
Somali lands a nice looking body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Somali.
Somali feints and then cracks Dickface's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dickface down.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Somali - that will leave a mark!
A solid leg kick lands there for Somali.
Somali misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dickface is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Dickface sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickface steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Somali. That one must have hurt.
Dickface will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Somali lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dickface will feel that in the morning.
Dickface takes a kick to the side of the head.
Somali lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dickface has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Somali.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Somali.
Somali throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dickface.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Somali cracks the inside of Dickface's front leg.
Somali throws a nice outside leg kick.
Sakke Somali is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A good leg kick by Somali.
Somali scores with a push kick.
Somali scores with a leg kick.
Somali throws a front kick that sends Dickface stumbling back into the cage.
Somali scores with a spinning back kick!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Dickface crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Somali - the referee stops the clock and Dickface gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Somali. Dickface manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Somali delivers a nice body kick.
Somali throws a nice head kick!
That kick from Somali tenderised Dickface's leg. Dickface is trying to keep his angry face on.
A head kick misses from Somali.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Somali connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Somali fakes the leg kick and cracks Dickface in the body.
A good leg kick by Somali.
Somali lands with a slapping head kick.
Nice body kick from Somali.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickface has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Somali.
A head kick misses from Somali.
Dickface really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Somali fakes the leg kick and cracks Dickface in the body.
Somali fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dickface has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dickface avoids the head kick by Somali.
Somali thumps Dickface with a low kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Somali finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickface stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Somali.
Somali goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Mr Dickface has been cut.
Dickface takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Somali lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Somali plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Somali delivers a nice body kick.
Somali feints and then cracks Dickface's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dickface down.

Somali lands a big head kick that sends Dickface tumbling to the mat! Somali takes a step backwards and waves Dickface back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Dickface is rocked!
Somali dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dickface. That did some damage!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Somali misses with a head kick.
Somali throws a leg kick which misses Dickface's front leg but catches the back leg as Dickface tries to avoid it.
A good leg kick by Somali.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sakke Somali dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mr Dickface's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Somali moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Dickface bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Somali's head backwards.
Somali tries a head kick but it misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Somali.
Crunch! Somali slams his shin into Dickface's torso.
Both fighters circling a little - Somali finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Somali lands with a slapping head kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Somali lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Dickface takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Somali feints and then cracks Dickface's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dickface down.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dickface steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Somali. That one must have hurt.
Somali has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A head kick from Somali lands but Dickface takes it in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickface avoids the head kick by Somali.
Decent striking displayed by Dickface there.
Somali lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Somali.
Somali chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Somali scores with a kick to the midsection.
Somali connects with a high kick.
Somali fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dickface.

Somali lands a big head kick that sends Dickface tumbling to the mat! Somali takes a step backwards and waves Dickface back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Oh Dickface is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Somali lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dickface will feel that in the morning.
Somali feints a jab and as Dickface dips his head, Somali unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Dickface right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Dickface falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Somali smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sakke Somali!