PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tayeb Taheri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and baddusousus fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). baddusousus fatherfockerusus has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Taheri
vs
fatherfockerusus

185 cm
20
180 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

186 cm
22
180 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

GTI - 1337 Mix N Match $10

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Tayeb Taheri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, baddusousus fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, William Gold and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
fatherfockerusus displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Taheri.
Taheri tries to clinch up.
fatherfockerusus with a jab.
Taheri tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Taheri changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. fatherfockerusus tries to avoid it but Taheri manages to keep hold of a leg and drag fatherfockerusus to the ground. fatherfockerusus escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A nice inside leg kick there by fatherfockerusus. That's going to slow Taheri down.
fatherfockerusus blocks a head kick by Taheri.
Nice takedown defense from fatherfockerusus. No joy for Taheri on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tayeb Taheri. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice uppercut there from fatherfockerusus.

It looks like Tayeb Taheri has been cut.
fatherfockerusus tests Taheri's chin there with a solid looking shot.
fatherfockerusus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Taheri shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts fatherfockerusus as he jumps to the side.
Taheri moves out of range of the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Taheri misses with a takedown attempt - fatherfockerusus sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
fatherfockerusus lands an overhand right.
Taheri walks into a stiff left hand from fatherfockerusus.
Taheri takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Taheri is rocked!
baddusousus fatherfockerusus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A slow jab from fatherfockerusus misses its intended target.
Taheri looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Taheri fails in his attempt to clinch.
Taheri takes a jab right on the kisser.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
fatherfockerusus lands with a hook. Taheri tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Oh Taheri is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Tayeb Taheri's cut is getting worse.
That kick from fatherfockerusus tenderised Taheri's leg. Taheri is trying to keep his angry face on.
Taheri seems to have got his legs back now.
Taheri is breathing heavily.
Taheri has a takedown stuffed.

fatherfockerusus sends Taheri crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! fatherfockerusus is motioning to the referee to let Taheri up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Taheri switches off momentarily and fatherfockerusus cracks him with a monster right hand! Taheri topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as fatherfockerusus dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by fatherfockerusus!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). baddusousus fatherfockerusus!