PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Om Nom Nom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pokerihai Bilismestari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bilismestari has chosen Jedi Mind Tricks - Heavy Metal Kings as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Nom Nom
vs
Bilismestari

200 cm
20
220 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

190 cm
22
222 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

NFC War Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Om Nom Nom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pokerihai Bilismestari!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Nom Nom misses.
Pokerihai Bilismestari seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nom Nom slips a jab and a cross from Bilismestari.
Nom Nom throws a big shot that misses.
Bilismestari is looking to clinch.
The fighters circle momentarily. Nom Nom darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nom Nom throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bilismestari throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nom Nom sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bilismestari throws a lazy right hand but Nom Nom sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bilismestari tries to clinch up but Nom Nom circles away and keeps his distance.
Bilismestari dodges the punch combination from Nom Nom.
Bilismestari falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Nom Nom counter with a right hand.
Bilismestari throws a lazy body kick
and Nom Nom counters with a nice uppercut.
Bilismestari throws a leg kick that is checked
and Nom Nom counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nom Nom circles away from the clinch attempt
and Nom Nom counters with a nice uppercut.
Nom Nom throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nom Nom is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nom Nom lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bilismestari takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nom Nom lands with a straight right. Bilismestari didn't see that one coming.
The fighters circling - Nom Nom throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nom Nom lands a nice hook to Bilismestari's body. Bilismestari takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bilismestari looks gassed!
Bilismestari misses with a looping right.
Bilismestari throws a body kick the misses
enabling Nom Nom to counter with a crisp jab.
Bilismestari tries to clinch up
and Nom Nom counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Om Nom Nom is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nom Nom lands with a straight right. Bilismestari didn't see that one coming.
Nom Nom throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bilismestari gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Nom Nom.
Nom Nom digs a good body shot into Bilismestari's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nom Nom connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Nom Nom is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice straight punches there by Nom Nom. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Nom Nom.
A left lands for Nom Nom.
Nom Nom lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Bilismestari can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Nom Nom and Bilismestari drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Nom Nom.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Om Nom Nom!