PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pertti Peto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peto's entrance music is Sabaton - Talvisota . A fine choice. Cartman has chosen Unclefucker as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Peto
vs
Cartman

180 cm
24
181 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

184 cm
23
179 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Very strong

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Katukauppa.com

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pertti Peto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cartman connects with a solid leg kick.
Cartman throws a jab when Peto was well out of range.
Peto finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Peto lands an overhand right.
Cartman with a hook.
Peto throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fight stays on the outside here - Peto looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Peto misses with a looping right.
Peto throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Peto. That did some damage!

Peto pushes Cartman up against the cage in a clinch.
Cartman lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Pertti Peto has been cut.
Cartman throws an elbow but it misses.
A head punch on the inside from Peto fails to land.
Cartman wants a takedown.
Peto misses with the head strike.
Cartman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Peto backwards.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Peto looking to slow down the pace here.
Peto lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Peto lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Peto uses good head movement to avoid it.
Peto blocks the elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a knee strike.
A short uppercut from Cartman.
Cartman lands with a right to the head.
Cartman is working Peto over against the cage.
Cartman misses with a knee strike.
Peto lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Cartman with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cartman lands an elbow inside that Peto shrugs off.
Cartman stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Cartman with a knee to the head.
Cartman blocks the elbow strike.
Cartman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Peto.
Peto throws a punch but it's blocked by Cartman.
A shot in the inside from Peto.
Cartman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Cartman blocks an elbow strike.
Cartman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Petos head.
Peto softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Peto lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
Peto lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Peto pushes off an throws an elbow but Cartman leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cartman creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Peto's defenses.
Knees to the body from Cartman.
Peto is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Peto lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cartman.
Cartman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right from Cartman on the inside.
Peto has a couple of punches blocked by Cartman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Peto looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Peto fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
Cartman stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Peto is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Peto creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Peto prevents the takedown attempt.
Peto lands a damaging elbow.
Peto blocking some punches.

Cartman is trying to trip Peto. He has hold of a leg but Peto is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Cartman persists though and gets the takedown into guard.

Peto looking for a guillotine here but Cartman defends easily.
Peto looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Cartman puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Peto is trying to stand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Cartman trying to mount his opponent but Peto defends it.
Peto looks like he's trying to stand up.
Peto keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Cartman prevents Peto from standing back up.
Cartman seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Peto does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Peto is trying to stand.
Cartman lands strikes from half guard.
Peto is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Cartman scores with a couple of nice shots.
Cartman looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Cartman passes to side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman trying to control the action but Peto is working from the bottom.
Peto struggling a bit here.
Peto is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Cartman asserts his dominance and retains side control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman trying to control the action but Peto is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pertti Peto's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cartman dips to his left and cracks Peto with an uppercut!
Cartman lands the left hand.
Peto misses with a leg kick.
The crowd cheers as Cartman lands an impressive looking overhand right. Peto doesn't seem phased though.
Cartman fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Peto is out of range.
A head kick misses from Peto.
Peto moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
Peto looks to land a left hand but Cartman moved out of range nicely.
Peto swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Peto throws a leg kick but Cartman checks it.
Cartman with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Peto throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pertti Peto seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Cartman drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Peto is trying to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman working the body and head with strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Cartman lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Peto down.
Cartman laying and praying for a moment but Peto takes advantage and regains half guard.

Peto manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Peto ducks right into an uppercut from Cartman.
Peto scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cartman closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Peto throws a looping overhand right but Cartman ducks down to avoid it.
Peto tries to clinch but Cartman is having none of it.

Cartman clinches up with Peto and pushes him back against the cage.
Peto lands a left hand.
Cartman digs a right hand underneath Peto's ribcage. Peto let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Peto lands an uppercut.
Peto presses Cartman against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cartman drops down looking for an ankle pick but Peto pulls his leg out and moves away.
Cartman cracks Peto with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A big right from Peto misses.
Peto fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cartman is out of range.
Peto throws a head kick that misses.
Peto loads up on a big right hand but Cartman slips the punch.
Cartman has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Peto.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Peto tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Peto gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Cartman keeps the fight on the outside.
Peto clinches but Cartman breaks the clinch
and Peto takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peto connects with a solid leg kick.
Peto wants to clinch.
Cartman feints and then cracks Peto's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Peto down.
Cartman misses with a hook. Peto ducked under it nicely.
Peto throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Peto throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cartman blocks a head kick by Peto.
Cartman goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Cartman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Peto.
Cartman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

Cartman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Peto, pushing him back against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Cartman avoids the elbow strike from Peto, against the cage.
Peto misses with a short punch on the inside.
Peto slows down the pace here.
Cartman tries a knee to the head but Peto blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands with a left to the head.
Cartman looking to throw knees to the head but Peto is blocking nicely.
Cartman scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Peto.
Eric Cartman seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Cartman stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Cartman is trying to break the clinch but Peto is controlling him.
Peto misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
Cartman is trying to break the clinch but Peto is controlling him.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cartman as Peto tries to tie him up.
Cartman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Peto has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cartman lands with a light punch inside.
Cartman pushes Peto back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Peto has Cartman pressed against the cage.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right from Peto.
Cartman scores with a knee to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A short left from Cartman.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Peto uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Peto blocks it with crossed arms.
Cartman misses with a knee strike.
Cartman cracks Peto with a nice body shot.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Peto.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Pertti Peto's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Peto misses with a low kick.
Peto slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Peto takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Peto misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cartman connects with a looping right hand.
Cartman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Peto throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
Peto moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman connects with a solid leg kick.
Peto on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Peto tries a head kick but it misses.
Peto tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cartman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Peto throws a leg kick but Cartman moved away.
Cartman fails to land with a series of punches.
Cartman slips a jab from Peto.
Cartman fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Peto avoids it really well and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peto throws a low kick, looking for Cartman's leg but Cartman calmly moves out of range.
Cartman walks into a jab.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Peto was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cartman catches Peto with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Peto swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cartman.
Peto avoids the body shot from Cartman.
Peto fails to land with a series of punches.
Peto tries to land a leg kick but Cartman saw it coming and moves away.
Peto is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A good leg kick by Peto.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Peto does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pertti Peto is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman tried to score with a low kick but Peto checks it.
Cartman shoots in for a double leg but Peto sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Peto misses the jab.
Pertti Peto has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Peto throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Peto fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cartman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Peto was well out of range. Poor timing from Cartman.
Cartman takes one to the side of the head.
Peto throws a head kick that misses.
Peto throws a hook to the side of Cartman's head but Cartman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A bone on bone clash there as Cartman blocks the leg kick.
Peto takes one on the button.
Cartman lands a slapping body shot.
Cartman throws the left hand but Peto avoids the punch easily.
Peto jabs Cartman right on the nose. Cartman blinks but takes it well.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Cartman - that will leave a mark!
Peto is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
Peto throws a sloppy head kick and Cartman moves out of range easily.
Cartman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cartman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Peto throws a low kick but Cartman moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Peto scores with a head kick. Cartman tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Peto paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A head kick misses from Peto.
Peto just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Peto comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Cartman keeps the fight on the outside.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Peto but Peto pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Pertti Peto has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Peto throws a sloppy head kick and Cartman moves out of range easily.
Cartman checks a low kick from Peto.

Cartman darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Peto is refusing to be controlled, as Cartman sits in half guard.
Peto is looking to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman tries to pass to full mount but Peto defends it.
Peto is not content to let Cartman control the position.
Eric Cartman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Peto moves into full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Peto looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cartman is one step ahead there.
Cartman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Peto manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Cartman manages to get himself to full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Peto accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Eric Cartman.
Well Cartman has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!