PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between baddusousus fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kuba Rozpruwacz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

fatherfockerusus
vs
Rozpruwacz

186 cm
22
180 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

187 cm
23
178 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, baddusousus fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Kuba Rozpruwacz!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, William Gold and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A lazy left from fatherfockerusus finds it's target.
fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
baddusousus fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
fatherfockerusus stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Rozpruwacz looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Rozpruwacz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as fatherfockerusus throws out the jab.
fatherfockerusus cracks Rozpruwacz with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
fatherfockerusus connects with an inside leg kick.
fatherfockerusus's jab looks to have found its range, popping Rozpruwacz under the eye.
Good shot there by fatherfockerusus.
Rozpruwacz misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for fatherfockerusus.
No luck for Rozpruwacz with that takedown attempt.
fatherfockerusus throws a nice outside leg kick.
fatherfockerusus smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Rozpruwacz fails to land the takedown.
baddusousus fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kuba Rozpruwacz.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by fatherfockerusus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rozpruwacz takes one to the side of the head.
fatherfockerusus lands with a nice body punch.
fatherfockerusus connects with a good right hand that stumbles Rozpruwacz. Rozpruwacz circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Rozpruwacz walks into a stiff left hand from fatherfockerusus.
Rozpruwacz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
fatherfockerusus goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rozpruwacz needs to keep his hands up - fatherfockerusus had a free shot at his head there.
Rozpruwacz throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around fatherfockerusus's waist but fatherfockerusus gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Rozpruwacz off to one side.
Rozpruwacz is trying desperately to land a takedown but fatherfockerusus is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Rozpruwacz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
fatherfockerusus connects with a leg kick. Rozpruwacz looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
fatherfockerusus catches Rozpruwacz with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
fatherfockerusus throws a quick inside leg kick.
Rozpruwacz shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says fatherfockerusus as he avoids it easily.
fatherfockerusus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
fatherfockerusus misses with an uppercut. Rozpruwacz saw that one coming.
Rozpruwacz tries to move into range but fatherfockerusus moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Good leg kick by fatherfockerusus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
fatherfockerusus throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
fatherfockerusus lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
baddusousus fatherfockerusus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
fatherfockerusus connects with a crisp jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Rozpruwacz.
fatherfockerusus thuds his right hand into Rozpruwacz's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Rozpruwacz takes a shot to the body in his stride.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
fatherfockerusus throws a jab but it's blocked by Rozpruwacz.
Rozpruwacz takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

baddusousus fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Decent striking displayed by fatherfockerusus there.
Rozpruwacz shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
fatherfockerusus ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
No luck for Rozpruwacz with that takedown attempt.
fatherfockerusus scores with a hook.
Rozpruwacz looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
baddusousus fatherfockerusus is winning the standup battle so far.
fatherfockerusus stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot by fatherfockerusus.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Rozpruwacz.
baddusousus fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kuba Rozpruwacz.
fatherfockerusus connects with a nice looking jab.
fatherfockerusus defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Rozpruwacz.
fatherfockerusus cracks Rozpruwacz with a good jab.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Rozpruwacz might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, fatherfockerusus has got the better of the exchanges.
fatherfockerusus fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
fatherfockerusus connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rozpruwacz momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rozpruwacz blocks a jab.
fatherfockerusus lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
fatherfockerusus lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
fatherfockerusus avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
fatherfockerusus lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
fatherfockerusus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Rozpruwacz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
fatherfockerusus lands with a nice combination. Rozpruwacz backs away looking to recover.
Donk. fatherfockerusus catches Rozpruwacz right on the button with a cross.
Kuba Rozpruwacz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
fatherfockerusus catches Rozpruwacz with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Rozpruwacz takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Nice shot lands for fatherfockerusus.
Horrible takedown by Rozpruwacz or perhaps it was just good defense by fatherfockerusus which made him look bad.
Good leg kick by fatherfockerusus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A jab from fatherfockerusus finds it's way through Rozpruwacz's defenses.
The crowd cheers as fatherfockerusus lands an impressive looking overhand right. Rozpruwacz doesn't seem phased though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by fatherfockerusus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
fatherfockerusus is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Rozpruwacz wants to clinch up but fatherfockerusus keeps it at a distance.
fatherfockerusus looks to throw the jab but Rozpruwacz is out of range.
fatherfockerusus with a hook.
Rozpruwacz tries to move into range but fatherfockerusus moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Rozpruwacz shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

baddusousus fatherfockerusus dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Rozpruwacz shoots in but no luck this time.
Rozpruwacz has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A good leg kick by fatherfockerusus.
Rozpruwacz tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. fatherfockerusus manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
fatherfockerusus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
fatherfockerusus scores with a one two! Rozpruwacz had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Rozpruwacz takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Rozpruwacz on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Left hook, right uppercut from fatherfockerusus.

Rozpruwacz is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rozpruwacz misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Rozpruwacz shoots in for a takedown but fatherfockerusus shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
baddusousus fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kuba Rozpruwacz.
Danga de danga de dang - fatherfockerusus scores with a four punch combination!
fatherfockerusus connects with a good right hand that stumbles Rozpruwacz. Rozpruwacz circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Rozpruwacz shoots in looking for a takedown. fatherfockerusus tries to sprawl out of it but Rozpruwacz keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. fatherfockerusus manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Rozpruwacz has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rozpruwacz takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
fatherfockerusus works Rozpruwacz's body with a nice hook.
fatherfockerusus cracks Rozpruwacz with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Rozpruwacz looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? fatherfockerusus is fending him off so far but Rozpruwacz persists. Nope, fatherfockerusus circles away and we're back to standing.
Rozpruwacz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jab, jab by fatherfockerusus - just one landing.
Nice uppercut lands for fatherfockerusus. That snapped Rozpruwacz's head back.
Rozpruwacz shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rozpruwacz dives in and grabs fatherfockerusus's left leg, looking for a takedown. fatherfockerusus pushes down on Rozpruwacz's head and hops out.
Rozpruwacz shoots for a takedown but fatherfockerusus saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
fatherfockerusus lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Rozpruwacz tries to score a power double leg takedown but fatherfockerusus sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Rozpruwacz somewhat.
fatherfockerusus connects with a looping right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
fatherfockerusus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
fatherfockerusus connects with the punch.
Donk. fatherfockerusus catches Rozpruwacz right on the button with a cross.
Rozpruwacz walks into a straight right hand from fatherfockerusus.
fatherfockerusus connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Rozpruwacz's hands.
fatherfockerusus stuns Rozpruwacz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
baddusousus fatherfockerusus is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
fatherfockerusus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rozpruwacz can do to turn this around?
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
fatherfockerusus lands with a right hand.
Kuba Rozpruwacz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A slapping leg kick lands for fatherfockerusus.

And that's the end of the fight!
baddusousus fatherfockerusus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well fatherfockerusus has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:24
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:24
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... baddusousus fatherfockerusus!