PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between evander holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Orlando Noriega (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Noriega is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by GO TO SLEEP. evander holyshit has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

holyshit
vs
Noriega

196 cm
21
270 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

195 cm
28
279 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, evander holyshit!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Orlando Noriega!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
holyshit takes one to the chin there.
Noriega misses with a low kick.
Noriega cracks holyshit with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Noriega throws a hook but holyshit avoids it easily.
holyshit thows a left - swing and a miss!
holyshit throws a right and a left that both miss.
Noriega dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Noriega takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
holyshit takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Noriega keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Noriega lands a nice looking body kick.
Noriega fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
holyshit is breathing heavily.
Noriega tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but holyshit paws at him with a jab and circles away.
holyshit takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noriega swings for the body but holyshit moves out of range.
Noriega ducks down and throws a hook to the body but holyshit moves away.
Noriega works holyshit's body with a nice hook.
holyshit has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

It looks like evander holyshit has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
holyshit walks into a stiff left hand from Noriega.
Noriega tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but holyshit was well out of range. Poor timing from Noriega.
Noriega throws a half hearted mid kick.
Noriega throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Orlando Noriega seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Noriega tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but holyshit paws at him with a jab and circles away.
holyshit uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Noriega.
holyshit checks the leg kick nicely there.
holyshit walks forward, straight into a front kick from Noriega.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noriega jabbing away but nothing is landing.
holyshit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Noriega catches holyshit with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Noriega throws a body punch but holyshit moves out of range.
Noriega comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Noriega scores with a nice strike.
holyshit takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Noriega lands with a nice body kick.
A jab lands there for Noriega.

Noriega lands a big head kick that sends holyshit tumbling to the mat! Noriega takes a step backwards and waves holyshit back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Noriega lands with a shot to the body.
Noriega is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down holyshit rather than just go for the knockout.
Noriega lands with a good body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
holyshit takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Noriega lands a jab to the head.

evander holyshit's cut is getting worse.

Noriega lands a big right hand that sends holyshit crashing to the mat! Noriega stays standing though and waves holyshit back to his feet!
Noriega is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! holyshit had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Noriega scores with a spinning back kick!
holyshit moves out of range of the strikes.
A low kick from holyshit misses
and holyshit takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Noriega closes the distance and clinches up with holyshit, looking for a takedown. Noriega pushes holyshit against the cage but holyshit circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Noriega throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
holyshit throws a big shot that misses.
Noriega ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
holyshit takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Noriega throws the kick towards the body but holyshit avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noriega scores with a sloppy right hand. holyshit should have avoided that one.
Noriega looks to land a combination. holyshit sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
holyshit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Noriega slips under a jab from holyshit.
Noriega dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A lazy left from Noriega finds it's target.
Noriega misses with a body shot
and holyshit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Noriega misses the jab.
Noriega misses the shot to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
holyshit just misses with a punch to the body.
Noriega takes a swing at holyshit's ribcage but misses.
No joy there for Noriega, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Orlando Noriega dominated that round.
The cut man is working on evander holyshit's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Noriega tests holyshit's chin there with a solid looking shot.
holyshit slips a jab and a cross from Noriega.
The crowd cheers as Noriega lands an impressive looking overhand right. holyshit doesn't seem phased though.
holyshit has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Noriega.
evander holyshit is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
holyshit takes a head kick and keeps coming.

evander holyshit's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Noriega misses with a series of wild punches.
Noriega misses the shot to the body.
Noriega swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by holyshit.
holyshit misses with a looping left.
Noriega jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
holyshit throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
holyshit throws a hook but Noriega avoids it easily.
holyshit takes a swing at Noriega's ribcage but misses.
Noriega tries a head kick but it misses.
Noriega dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Noriega throws a predictable looking body shot
and holyshit counters with a left and a right that stings Noriega.
holyshit tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Noriega is able to avoid easily.
holyshit throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
No joy there for Noriega, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Noriega misses with a jab, cross combination.
Noriega jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Noriega stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noriega swings and misses with a hook to the body.
holyshit throws a sloppy head kick and Noriega moves out of range easily.
Noriega throws a right hand that holyshit ducks under and follows up with a left that holyshit also avoids with ease.
Noriega feints and then cracks holyshit's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow holyshit down.
holyshit takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Noriega wants to slow holyshit down by chopping away at his legs.
Noriega plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Noriega has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Noriega walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. holyshit checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
holyshit connects with a body shot that sends Noriega's belly button to the back.
Noriega goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Noriega throws a hook but holyshit avoids it easily.
holyshit misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noriega fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches holyshit on the side of the head.

Jeez, evander holyshit's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Noriega tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but holyshit was well out of range. Poor timing from Noriega.
Noriega fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Noriega pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Noriega throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck holyshit on the side of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at evander holyshit's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Orlando Noriega!
Orlando Noriega is the new heavyweight champion!