PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hugh Hefner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Jonsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hefner's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Puff The Magic Dragon. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hefner
vs
Jonsson

175 cm
22
153 lbs
5 - 3 - 1

175 cm
26
154 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hugh Hefner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jon Jonsson!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Fedor Mirinova and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jonsson's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Jonsson duly obliges.
Jonsson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jonsson clobbers Hefner with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jonsson throws an overhand right that lands on Hefner's shoulder, as Hefner tries to avoid the shot.
Hefner fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hefner misses with a wild body shot.
Jab by Jonsson.
Hefner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hefner dodges the punch combination from Jonsson.
Hefner misses with a body shot.
A jab from Jonsson does it's job there.
Hefner walks into a straight right hand from Jonsson.
Hefner gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jonsson.
Hefner comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hefner takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hefner takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Hefner ducks under a wild hook from Jonsson.
Jonsson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hefner lands a right hook to the body.
Hefner dips to his left and cracks Jonsson with an uppercut!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hefner avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jonsson moves out of range as Hefner strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hefner. Jonsson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hefner misses with a hook to the body
and Jonsson counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jonsson with a hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Jonsson. That snapped Hefner's head back.
Jonsson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Hefner moves into range and clinches up with Jonsson.
Hefner throws a head punch that misses.
Jonsson blocks an elbow strike.
Jonsson blocks the elbow strike.
Hefner jumps guard but Jonsson stands there with Hefner around his waist. Hefner gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

Hefner wants the takedown. Jonsson is fighting it off but Hefner persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Jonsson's guard against the cage.
Hefner preventing the sweep.
Hefner slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Hefner looking to pass the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hefner missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Hugh Hefner just wasn't active enough.
Donk. Jonsson catches Hefner right on the button with a cross.
Jonsson tries to bum rush Hefner with a series of wild strikes but Hefner uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hefner misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jonsson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jonsson might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Nice body punch from Hefner.
A swing and a miss from Hefner.
Hefner is looking to wear down Jonsson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Hefner walks into a left hand.
Jonsson scores with a sloppy right hand. Hefner should have avoided that one.
Hefner shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

Hefner changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Jonsson looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hefner trying to control the position but Jonsson is working away.
Jonsson pushes Hefner away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Hefner gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Jonsson can do anything to dispel that myth.
Hefner throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Jonsson defending against the ground and pound.

Hefner swings around for an armbar but Jonsson sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Hefner's guard.
Jonsson prevents Hefner from getting back to his feet.
Jonsson must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Hefner has his feet on Jonsson's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Nice jab there from Jonsson.

Hefner fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Jonsson sprawls well initially but Hefner persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

Jonsson kicks Hefner off and gets back to his feet.
Jonsson tests Hefner's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hefner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jonsson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A jab from Hefner misses.
Hefner is looking to clinch.
Jonsson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hefner fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jonsson looks gassed!
Jonsson throws a jab but it's blocked by Hefner.
Hefner scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jonsson doesn't seem bothered though.
Hefner tries to clinch but Jonsson is having none of it.
Hefner looks to land a right hand but Jonsson moved out of range.
Jonsson takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice defenses there by Hefner.
Hefner throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Jonsson to counter with a crisp jab.
Hefner is looking to clinch but Jonsson is avoiding it.
Hefner dodges the punch combination from Jonsson.
Nice defenses there by Jonsson.
Jonsson looks to score with a jab to the body but Hefner is just out of range.
Hefner pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hefner shoots in but Jonsson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jonsson slips under a jab from Hefner.
Hefner lands a nice looking body kick.
Jonsson lands with an uppercut that bounces Hefner off the cage and back into rage.
Jonsson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jonsson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hefner misses with a body punch
and Jonsson counters with a two punch combo.
Hefner fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jonsson manages to avoid it.
Jonsson keeps the fight on the outside.
Jonsson throws a right hand that Hefner ducks under and follows up with a left that Hefner also avoids with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hugh Hefner dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Hefner takes one to the chin there.
Jonsson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jonsson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jonsson darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Jon Jonsson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hefner tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jonsson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jonsson scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Hefner moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Jonsson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hefner moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jonsson lands a jab to the nose.
Jonsson works the jab nicely.
Jonsson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Hefner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hugh Hefner is winning the standup battle so far.
Jonsson lands the left hand.
Jonsson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hefner shoots in but Jonsson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jonsson scores with a jab. Hefner acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hefner throws a body punch but Jonsson moves out of range.
Hugh Hefner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hefner scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sloppy strikes from Jonsson. Those never looked like landing.
Jonsson lands a nice looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hefner misses the shot to the body.
Jonsson ducks under a wild hook from Hefner.
Jonsson misses the jab.
A jab from Jonsson finds it's way through Hefner's defenses.
Jonsson lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Jon Jonsson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hefner takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Jonsson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hefner throws a jab when Jonsson was well out of range.
Hefner tries a head kick but it misses.
Hefner throws a hook to the side of Jonsson's head but Jonsson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jonsson with a jab.
Hefner throws a looping overhand right but Jonsson ducks down to avoid it.
Jonsson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jonsson connects with the punch.
Hefner misses with a hook. Jonsson ducked under it nicely.
Jonsson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hefner shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jonsson but Jonsson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hefner gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jonsson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jonsson scores with a shot to the body.
Hefner connects with a single shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jonsson.
Hefner takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Hefner rushes Jonsson and presses him up against the cage.
Hefner throws a punch but it's blocked by Jonsson.
Jonsson avoids the elbow strike from Hefner, against the cage.
Jonsson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hefner tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jonsson just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hugh Hefner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jonsson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hefner wants a takedown.
Jonsson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hefner throws an elbow but it misses.
Hefner throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Hefner throws an elbow that misses.
Hefner throws a punch but it's blocked by Jonsson.
Jonsson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Hefner.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
With the fighters up against the cage, Hefner throws an elbow but misses.
Hefner jumps guard but Jonsson stands there with Hefner around his waist. Hefner gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Hefner swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Hefner throws an elbow but misses.
Hefner misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jonsson blocking some punches.
Hefner jumps guard but Jonsson stands there with Hefner around his waist. Hefner gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

Jonsson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nice cross by Jonsson.
Jonsson misses with a looping right.
Hefner misses with a straight left.
Jonsson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hefner.
Jonsson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jonsson cracks Hefner with a right hand to the side of the head.
Hefner misses with a straight right.
Nice cross by Jonsson.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hefner. Jonsson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jonsson misses with a series of wild punches.
No luck for Hefner with that takedown attempt.
Jonsson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hefner on the side of the head.
Hefner misses with a body shot
and Jonsson counters with a left and a right that stings Hefner.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jonsson looks to land a combination but Hefner avoids it well.
Jonsson moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Hefner wants to slow Jonsson down by chopping away at his legs.
Hefner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Good standup being displayed there by Jonsson as he connects with a hook.
Jonsson with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jab from Jonsson.
Jonsson scores with a punch to the head.
Jonsson lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Jonsson's corner calls for a 1-2. Jonsson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jonsson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hefner's head.
Jonsson stuns Hefner with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jonsson scores with a jab. Hefner acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nice uppercut lands for Jonsson. That snapped Hefner's head back.
Hefner throws a hook to the side of Jonsson's head but Jonsson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jonsson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A right-left combo lands from Jonsson.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hefner is looking to clinch.
Hefner moves out of range of the strikes.
A jab from Hefner misses.
Hefner will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Jonsson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Jonsson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hefner dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A shot to the liver by Jonsson. Beautiful body shot.
Hefner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hefner looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hefner walks into a jab.
Hefner throws a lazy right hand but Jonsson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jonsson cracks Hefner with an open hand slap.
Hefner fails with a takedown attempt.
Jonsson jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jonsson tests Hefner's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hefner takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jonsson thuds his right hand into Hefner's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jonsson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hefner in his tracks.
Hefner misses with a body punch
letting Jonsson counter with a right hand.
Hefner wants to clinch up but Jonsson keeps it at a distance.
Jonsson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jonsson avoids the body shot from Hefner.
Jonsson lands a jab to the head.
Jonsson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jonsson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hefner misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jonsson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hefner on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jonsson lands a body shot.
Jonsson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hefner throws a body punch but Jonsson moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jonsson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jonsson's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hefner under the eye.
Jonsson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hefner uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jonsson.
A shot to the body from Hefner misses
and Jonsson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hefner swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Jonsson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jonsson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hefner circles away quickly and effectively.
Jonsson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hefner looks to score with a jab to the body but Jonsson is just out of range.
Jonsson scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hefner doesn't seem bothered though.
Hefner moves in looking to clinch but Jonsson pushes him off.
Jonsson punishes Hefner's body with a nice straight punch.
Jonsson lands a nice shot to the body.
Jonsson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jonsson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hefner on the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jonsson lands an overhand right.
Jonsson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jonsson scores with a jab to the head.
A punch combination from Jonsson misses.
Jonsson closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Jonsson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Danga de danga de dang - Jonsson scores with a four punch combination!
Jonsson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hefner.
Jonsson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hefner in his tracks.
Hefner throws a leg kick but Jonsson sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Hefner shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jonsson but Jonsson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Horrible takedown by Hefner or perhaps it was just good defense by Jonsson which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hugh Hefner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jonsson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hefner getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Sloppy strikes from Jonsson. Those never looked like landing.
A right-left combo lands from Jonsson.
Jonsson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Nice jab there from Jonsson.
Hefner connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jonsson. Jonsson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hefner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hefner ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A left and a right from Jonsson both land. Nice combination.
Hefner on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hefner takes one to the side of the head.
Hefner takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Jonsson connects with a looping right hand.
Jonsson punishes Hefner's body with a nice straight punch.
Hefner on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jonsson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hefner takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Jonsson cracks Hefner with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jonsson lands a nice shot that snaps Hefner's head back.
Hefner ducks right into an uppercut from Jonsson.
Jonsson cracks Hefner with an open hand slap.
Hefner scores with a hook.
Hefner is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jonsson.
Jonsson connects with a single shot there.
Jonsson scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Hefner needs to keep his hands up - Jonsson had a free shot at his head there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jonsson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jonsson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hefner.
Jonsson lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Jonsson misses with a wild combination.
Hefner swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jonsson counters with a nice uppercut.
Jonsson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Jonsson misses with a hook.
Hefner just misses with a punch to the body.
A big left from Hefner misses.
Jonsson scores with a decent looking hook.
Hefner misses with a body shot.
Jonsson cracks Hefner with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jonsson lands a right hook to the body.
Jonsson cracks Hefner with an open hand slap.
Jonsson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hefner has time to react.
Jonsson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hefner shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Jonsson sprawls well. Jonsson wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hefner gets slowly back to his feet.
Jonsson lands a really nice looking cross but Hefner seems unphased.
Jonsson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hefner's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jon Jonsson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Jonsson has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 28:29
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 28:29
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jon Jonsson!