PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pithe Canthropus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heikki Ramires (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Canthropus kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Pizzaman - Trippin' On Sunshine. Ramires has chosen Blitz - Someone's Gonna Die Tonight as his entrance music. Pithe Canthropus is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Canthropus
vs
Ramires

175 cm
30
165 lbs
16 - 7 - 1

170 cm
24
155 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Pithe Canthropus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Heikki Ramires!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canthropus misses with a straight right.
Canthropus swings widly with a right hand
and Canthropus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Canthropus throws a right hand that misses

and Ramires counters with a big uppercut that knocks Canthropus off his feet! Ramires dives into side control looking to finish!

Canthropus is rocked!
Ramires controlling the position.
Oh Canthropus is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Canthropus taking a bit of punishment here - Ramires scoring with strikes.
Ramires landing strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Canthropus is not content to let Ramires control the position.
Canthropus seems to have got his legs back now.
Ramires landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Ramires tries to move into full mount but can't pass Canthropus's legs.
Canthropus wants to control but Ramires postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramires advances to mount.
Canthropus in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ramires connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Canthropus is desperately trying to improve his position but Ramires has a good base and remains in mount.
Ramires has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Ramires breaks from Canthropus's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Ramires looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Ramires postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Canthropus badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Ramires around the waist but Ramires pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Ramires is the winner by TKO! Ramires jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Heikki Ramires!