PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Inbred Hillbilly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tank Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hammer is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Smack my bitch up. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hillbilly
vs
Hammer

183 cm
20
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
30
208 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Inbred Hillbilly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tank Hammer!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Ian Loll and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hillbilly doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Hammer counters with a nice uppercut.
Hillbilly shoots and misses
and Hillbilly takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hammer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hillbilly takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jab by Hammer.
Hillbilly has his takedown stuffed
and Hammer counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Inbred Hillbilly. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hammer lands a jab to Hillbilly's midsection.
Hillbilly is breathing heavily.
Hammer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hillbilly stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Hammer drops Hillbilly with a beautiful combination! Hillbilly stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Hammer is looking for the KO!

Hillbilly is rocked!

It looks like Inbred Hillbilly has been cut.
Hammer lands a brutal uppercut that launches Hillbilly off his feet! Hillbilly tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tank Hammer!