PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tore Rebo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Artie Lange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lange is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Fire. This should be a great matchup!

Rebo
vs
Lange

225 cm
23
329 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

182 cm
21
300 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tore Rebo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Artie Lange!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lange misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lange tries to bum rush Rebo with a series of wild strikes but Rebo uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rebo staying out of range there.
Rebo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Some wild striking there from Rebo.
Lange keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rebo staying out of range there.
Rebo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rebo tries to clinch there but Lange circles away.
Lange misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lange is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Rebo wants to clinch but Lange slips to the side
and Lange counters with a straight right hand.
Lange throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice body punch from Rebo.
Lange waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rebo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rebo fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lange misses with a hook. Rebo ducked under it nicely.
Rebo looks to land a combination. Lange sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Rebo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lange.
Rebo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lange manages to avoid it.
Lange avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lange lands a two punch combo.
Rebo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rebo throws an overhand right that lands on Lange's shoulder, as Lange tries to avoid the shot.
Lange misses with a hook
and Rebo counters with a series of strikes. Lange will be more careful next time no doubt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lange misses with a looping left.
Lange swats away the attempt to clinch by Rebo.
Rebo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lange moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rebo throws the left hand but Lange avoids the punch easily.

Lange cracks Rebo with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Rebo looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Lange finish him?

Rebo is rocked!
Lange lands an uppercut, right on the button! Rebo tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Artie Lange!