PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bobby TupperII (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fuck BP Oil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuck BP Oil told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

TupperII
vs
BP Oil

169 cm
27
165 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

160 cm
22
160 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
KO power

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bobby TupperII!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fuck BP Oil!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Daniel Cesar and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
TupperII swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and BP Oil counters with a nice double leg into side control. TupperII won't be happy with that.
BP Oil working away.
TupperII is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
BP Oil lands some shots froms side control.
BP Oil throws a strike aimed at the side of TupperII's head but TupperII avoids it well.
BP Oil lands an elbow.
BP Oil lands a decent elbow from side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
BP Oil is working TupperII over with some ground and pound from side control.
TupperII is trying to improve his position.
BP Oil has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for TupperII!
TupperII throwing hammer fists to the chest of BP Oil. What's that going to do exactly?
BP Oil working TupperII over with strikes here.
BP Oil working away from the top, dropping strikes.
BP Oil with a couple of short strikes.
TupperII wants to control but BP Oil is having none of it.
BP Oil dominating with strikes here.
TupperII is looking to improve his position but BP Oil isn't that keen on the idea.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BP Oil has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of TupperII's face.
The referee warns TupperII that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
BP Oil lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

TupperII is rocked!
BP Oil really doesn't want to stay on the ground with TupperII. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
BP Oil is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and TupperII goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for BP Oil!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Fuck BP Oil!