PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jaromir Jag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Killstuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Jag
vs
Killstuff

165 cm
25
130 lbs
11 - 19 - 0

185 cm
26
135 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 19 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jaromir Jag!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Killstuff!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Dmitry Maklakov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jag throws a body kick that misses.

Jag has managed to clinch.
Killstuff is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Killstuff tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Killstuff tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Killstuff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Killstuff can't get the takedown.
Jaromir Jag has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladimir Killstuff.
Killstuff tries to pull guard but Jag holds him up against the cage and eventually Killstuff drops back down to his feet.
Jag will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Killstuff up against the cage.
Jag creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Killstuff's defenses.
Jag presses Killstuff against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

Killstuff gets control of Jag's arms and successfully pulls guard. Killstuff will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.

Jag stands up from Killstuff's guard - Jag perhaps looking for a knockout.

Jag moves into range and clinches up with Killstuff.
Killstuff has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Jag avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Killstuff is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jag gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Killstuff is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Jag pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jag landing knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jag manages to break the clinch.

Jag gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Jag.
Killstuff jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Jag walks away with a smile on his face. Killstuff gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Jag moves to clinch but Killstuff breaks away
letting Killstuff counter with a right hand.

Killstuff looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Jag!
Jag is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Killstuff landing strikes from the mount and Jag is in trouble!
Jag in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Killstuff lands a heavy elbow.
Killstuff landing strikes from the mount and Jag is in trouble!
Killstuff breaks from Jag's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Killstuff landing strikes from the mount and Jag is in trouble!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jag is trying to stand but he's just given Killstuff his back.

Killstuff is cranking Jag's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for Jag! He's tightened the choke and Jag is tapping out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Vladimir Killstuff!