PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roger Waters (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muammar Gaddafi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gaddafi is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by اليسا تصدق ب. Roger Waters has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Waters
vs
Gaddafi

220 cm
19
270 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

198 cm
19
290 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Determined

{GTI} - HGH Nutrients

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Roger Waters!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Muammar Gaddafi!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Illya Tyunina and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Waters bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Gaddafi's head.
Gaddafi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Waters manages to avoid it.
Gaddafi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Waters.
Gaddafi tries to clinch but Waters is having none of it.
Gaddafi tries to clinch there but Waters circles away.
Gaddafi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Waters.
Nice defenses there by Gaddafi.
Roger Waters seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gaddafi takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Waters tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gaddafi was well out of range. Poor timing from Waters.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Waters uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gaddafi.
Waters feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Gaddafis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Waters throws a poor cross that misses
and Gaddafi counters with an inside leg kick.
Gaddafi keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
No joy there for Waters, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Waters misses with a lunging right hand
and Gaddafi counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Waters thows a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Waters.
Waters throws an off balance right hand
and Gaddafi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gaddafi misses with a lunging right hand
and Waters counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gaddafi looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Waters misses with a straight right.
Gaddafi slips a jab from Waters.
Gaddafi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Waters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - Waters coming out on top.
Waters throws a body punch but Gaddafi moves out of range.
Waters loads up on a big right hand but Gaddafi slips the punch.
Waters swings for the body but Gaddafi moves out of range.
Waters misses with a lunging right hand
and Gaddafi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Waters misses with a hook
and Waters takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gaddafi throws a head kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gaddafi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Waters throws out the jab.
Waters looks to land a right hand but Gaddafi moved out of range.
The crowd cheers as Waters lands an impressive looking overhand right. Gaddafi doesn't seem phased though.
Waters loads up on a big right hand but Gaddafi slips the punch.
Gaddafi blocks a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A lazy left from Gaddafi finds it's target.
Gaddafi tries to close the distance and clinch but Waters swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roger Waters dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

A jab from Waters misses.
Waters cracks Gaddafi with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Waters lands with a shot to the body.
Gaddafi is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Waters throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gaddafi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Waters throws a jab when Gaddafi was well out of range.
Waters listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gaddafi throws a sloppy body shot
and Waters counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Oooooh!!! Waters has knocked Gaddafi down with a huge combo! Waters steps away and waves a wobbly Gaddafi back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Waters cracks Gaddafi with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Waters has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Gaddafi to stand back up!

Gaddafi is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Waters throws a poor cross that misses
and Gaddafi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Waters throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gaddafi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Waters is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Gaddafi has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Gaddafi there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Waters misses with a hook
and Gaddafi counters with a stiff right hand.
Gaddafi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Waters.

Waters cracks Gaddafi with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Gaddafi looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Waters finish him?
A slow jab from Gaddafi misses its intended target.
Waters avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Gaddafi slips under a jab from Waters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gaddafi throws a head kick that misses.
Waters ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gaddafi moves away.
Waters sizes up Gaddafi with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Waters fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gaddafi manages to avoid it.
Waters throws a right hand that misses
and Gaddafi counters with a solid body kick.
Waters keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gaddafi.
Waters is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gaddafi can do to turn this around?
A punch combination from Gaddafi misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Waters throws a shot to the body.
Waters swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Gaddafi.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Waters tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gaddafi was well out of range. Poor timing from Waters.
Waters lands with a shot to the body.
Gaddafi is breathing heavily.
Waters throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gaddafi.
Roger Waters is winning the standup battle so far.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Waters drops Gaddafi with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Gaddafi looks back up at him and smiles so Waters waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Gaddafi is still on wobbly legs! Can Waters finish him?
Waters is stalking Gaddafi. Gaddafi circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Waters, and it's lights out! Gaddafi really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Roger Waters!