PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jaydub Spliffenberger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzannavabizch comes into the arena with MESHUGGA - BLEED blaring out of the sound system. Spliffenberger has chosen Roll 'em Up as his entrance music. Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Uzannavabizch
vs
Spliffenberger

189 cm
21
210 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

195 cm
26
215 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Powerful takedowns
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jaydub Spliffenberger!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick but Uzannavabizch checks it.
Uzannavabizch throws a nice looking combination but Spliffenberger bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Spliffenberger tried to score with a low kick but Uzannavabizch checks it.
Spliffenberger wants to clinch up but Uzannavabizch keeps it at a distance.
Spliffenberger feints and then cracks Uzannavabizch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Uzannavabizch down.
Spliffenberger tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spliffenberger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Uzannavabizch manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spliffenberger tries to clinch up.
Uzannavabizch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Spliffenberger. Spliffenberger obviously looking to wear him down.
Spliffenberger looks for the body kick but Uzannavabizch saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jaydub Spliffenberger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Uzannavabizch connects with a leg kick. Spliffenberger looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Spliffenberger connects with a high kick.
Spliffenberger misses with a leg kick
and Uzannavabizch makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Spliffenberger shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Uzannavabizch but Uzannavabizch pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Uzannavabizch lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spliffenberger is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger slips a jab and a cross from Uzannavabizch.
Spliffenberger pivots, looking for a leg kick but Uzannavabizch is out of range and Spliffenberger settles back down.
Spliffenberger fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Uzannavabizch is out of range.
Spliffenberger tries to score with a low kick but Uzannavabizch moves his leg out of the way.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Spliffenberger, right into the meat.
Spliffenberger swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Spliffenberger doesn't manage to clinch there - Uzannavabizch circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Spliffenberger counters with a low kick, right behind Uzannavabizch 's knee.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick
and Spliffenberger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spliffenberger finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Uzannavabizch lands a lovely overhand right.
A nice inside leg kick there by Spliffenberger. That's going to slow Uzannavabizch down.
Good leg kick by Spliffenberger there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Spliffenberger chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Spliffenberger cracks the inside of Uzannavabizch's front leg.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick but Uzannavabizch checks it.
Uzannavabizch throws a right hand that Spliffenberger ducks under and follows up with a left that Spliffenberger also avoids with ease.
Spliffenberger throws a nice inside leg kick.
Uzannavabizch checks a leg kick nicely.
A shot to the body from Spliffenberger misses
and Uzannavabizch counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Uzannavabizch throws a good cross that connects.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uzannavabizch moves out of range of the leg kick from Spliffenberger.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch throws a low kick but Spliffenberger moves out of range easily.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick
and Uzannavabizch counters with a right hand to the body.
Uzannavabizch looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Uzannavabizch is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Uzannavabizch on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A good leg kick by Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spliffenberger misses with a wild body shot.
Spliffenberger tries to land a front kick but Uzannavabizch steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch misses with a wild body shot.
Spliffenberger rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Spliffenberger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spliffenberger moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Uzannavabizch will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Spliffenberger fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Uzannavabizch has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Uzannavabizch circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Uzannavabizch.
A slapping leg kick lands for Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Spliffenberger is looking to score with low kicks.
Uzannavabizch's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Uzannavabizch duly obliges.
Spliffenberger blocks a jab.
Spliffenberger throws a right hand that misses
and Uzannavabizch counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A slow jab from Spliffenberger misses its intended target.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Spliffenberger does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Uzannavabizch takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Spliffenberger closes the distance looking to clinch
and Uzannavabizch counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Spliffenberger thinking.
Spliffenberger lands a leg kick that knocks Uzannavabizch off balance momentarily.
Spliffenberger throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger throws a half hearted mid kick.
Uzannavabizch throws a body punch but Spliffenberger moves out of range.
Spliffenberger throws a body kick the misses
and Uzannavabizch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Spliffenberger misses the shot to the body.
Uzannavabizch checks a low kick from Spliffenberger.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Uzannavabizch throws a combination that misses
and Spliffenberger counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Uzannavabizch takes a head kick and keeps coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Uzannavabizch avoids a punch combination nicely.
Uzannavabizch is looking to wear down Spliffenberger with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Spliffenberger tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Spliffenberger shoots for a takedown but Uzannavabizch saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Uzannavabizch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick but Uzannavabizch sees it coming and checks it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick
and Uzannavabizch counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Uzannavabizch misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spliffenberger wants to clinch up but Uzannavabizch keeps it at a distance.
Spliffenberger cracks the inside of Uzannavabizch's front leg.
The fight stays on the outside here - Spliffenberger looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Spliffenberger misses with a low kick.
Spliffenberger is looking to score with low kicks.
A clash of legs there as Uzannavabizch blocks the low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Spliffenberger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Spliffenberger misses with a combination
and Uzannavabizch counters with a three punch combo that has Spliffenberger backing up. Spliffenberger nods at Uzannavabizch to acknowledge the strikes.
Spliffenberger misses with a head kick.
Spliffenberger misses with a low kick.
Uzannavabizch misses with a double jab.
Nice defenses there by Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger misses with an uppercut. Uzannavabizch saw that one coming.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick
and Uzannavabizch counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Spliffenberger.
Uzannavabizch misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sloppy strikes from Uzannavabizch. Those never looked like landing.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick that is checked
and Uzannavabizch counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Uzannavabizch slips under a jab.
Spliffenberger fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Uzannavabizch.
Spliffenberger swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger misses with a low kick.
Uzannavabizch misses with a few strikes there.
Nice body kick from Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Uzannavabizch keeps the fight on the outside.
Spliffenberger feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Uzannavabizch's calf.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spliffenberger lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Uzannavabizch has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Uzannavabizch and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A looping hook to the body misses from Uzannavabizch. Spliffenberger does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger scores with a leg kick.
A jab from Uzannavabizch finds it's way through Spliffenberger's defenses.
Spliffenberger tries to work over Uzannavabizch's front leg with a kick but Uzannavabizch checks it.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch is winning the standup battle so far.
Spliffenberger shoots in for a double leg but Uzannavabizch sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Spliffenberger tries to clinch up but Uzannavabizch circles away and keeps his distance.
Spliffenberger throws a head kick that misses.
Spliffenberger turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch throws a series of punches but Spliffenberger avoids them all with ease.
A low kick from Spliffenberger is predictable there
and Uzannavabizch counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as Uzannavabizch blocks the leg kick.
Spliffenberger connects with an inside leg kick.
Uzannavabizch feints a jab promting Spliffenberger to slip. Uzannavabizch then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Spliffenberger slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger slips under a jab from Uzannavabizch.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger throws a sloppy head kick
and Uzannavabizch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Uzannavabizch checks a leg kick.
Spliffenberger thumps Uzannavabizch with a low kick.
Uzannavabizch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spliffenberger.
Uzannavabizch takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Spliffenberger thows a leg kick but Uzannavabizch checks it
and Uzannavabizch counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Spliffenberger looks to land a body kick but Uzannavabizch moved away.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger misses with a wild body shot.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Uzannavabizch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spliffenberger lands a leg kick that knocks Uzannavabizch off balance momentarily.
Uzannavabizch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick that is checked
and Uzannavabizch makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Spliffenberger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spliffenberger throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Uzannavabizch paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Uzannavabizch just misses with a punch to the body.
A jab from Uzannavabizch misses.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Uzannavabizch moves out of range as Spliffenberger throws a body kick.
Uzannavabizch will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Uzannavabizch stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Spliffenberger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

A low kick from Spliffenberger misses
and Uzannavabizch counters with a solid body kick.
A leg kick checked by Uzannavabizch.
Spliffenberger tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Uzannavabizch paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A low kick from Spliffenberger misses
and Uzannavabizch counters with a nice uppercut.
A leg kick checked by Uzannavabizch.
Spliffenberger pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Spliffenberger moves in looking to clinch but Uzannavabizch pushes him off.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Spliffenberger, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch misses with a wild combination.
Uzannavabizch throws a series of punches but Spliffenberger moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Spliffenberger looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Spliffenberger with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Spliffenberger lands a head kick. Uzannavabizch smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Spliffenberger wants to clinch up but Uzannavabizch keeps it at a distance.
Spliffenberger tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Spliffenberger is looking to clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Spliffenberger. That's going to slow Uzannavabizch down.
Spliffenberger attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Spliffenberger moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Spliffenberger shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Uzannavabizch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Uzannavabizch as he checks the leg kick.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick that is checked
and Uzannavabizch counters with a right hand to the body.
A leg kick checked by Uzannavabizch.
Some bone on bone action there as Uzannavabizch checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Uzannavabizch misses with a wild body shot.
Spliffenberger is looking to score with low kicks.
Spliffenberger throws an overhand right that lands on Uzannavabizch's shoulder, as Uzannavabizch tries to avoid the shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Spliffenberger misses with a hook
and Spliffenberger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spliffenberger throws a sloppy body shot
and Uzannavabizch counters with a two punch combo.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick but Uzannavabizch sees it coming and moves out of range.
Uzannavabizch swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Spliffenberger counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Uzannavabizch thinking.
Spliffenberger tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in the close the distance. Uzannavabizch manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Spliffenberger looks to score with a jab to the body but Uzannavabizch is just out of range.
Uzannavabizch misses the shot to the body.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Spliffenberger throws a nice outside leg kick.
Spliffenberger pivots, looking for a leg kick but Uzannavabizch is out of range and Spliffenberger settles back down.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick that is checked
and Uzannavabizch counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Spliffenberger misses with a low kick as Uzannavabizch jumps back.
Spliffenberger throws a head kick that half lands.
Uzannavabizch avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick but Uzannavabizch moved away.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Spliffenberger looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Spliffenberger connects with a leg kick. Uzannavabizch looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Spliffenberger misses with a hook
and Uzannavabizch counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Spliffenberger scores with a leg kick.
Uzannavabizch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Uzannavabizch throws a nice looking combination but Spliffenberger bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jaydub Spliffenberger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger wants to clinch.
Uzannavabizch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spliffenberger misses with a leg kick
enabling Uzannavabizch to counter with a crisp jab.
Spliffenberger misses with a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Uzannavabizch.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Spliffenberger misses
and Spliffenberger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spliffenberger wants to land a leg kick but Uzannavabizch is out of range.
Spliffenberger takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Spliffenberger pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spliffenberger tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Uzannavabizch is able to avoid easily.
Uzannavabizch avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A left lands for Uzannavabizch.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger blocks a head kick by Uzannavabizch.
Spliffenberger swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick that is checked
and Uzannavabizch counters with a left and a right that stings Spliffenberger.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A low kick from Spliffenberger misses
and Uzannavabizch counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Spliffenberger lands a head kick. Uzannavabizch smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Uzannavabizch takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Spliffenberger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Uzannavabizch manages to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Uzannavabizch has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
Judge Suge Night scores the fight for Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!

Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch wins by unanimous decision!
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch retains his light heavyweight title!