PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Rambo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keith Jaeger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rambo kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Basic Thugonomics. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Rambo
vs
Jaeger

185 cm
28
248 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

192 cm
20
260 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Rambo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Keith Jaeger!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, George Francis and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Rambo clinches up with Jaeger and pushes him back against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A left hand lands to the body for Jaeger.
Rambo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jaeger's elbow.
Jaeger throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Rambo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rambo lands an uppercut.
Rambo goes for a takedown in the clinch but Jaeger prevents it.
Jaeger lands a right hand that snaps the head of Rambo backwards.
Rambo tries a body shot but Jaeger blocks it.
Jaeger blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jaeger scores with a hook to the body.
Still in the clinch, Jaeger scores with a nice short uppercut.
Rambo swings wildly with an uppercut but Jaeger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jaeger gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Rambo.
Rambo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rambo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rambo tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Rambo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jaeger lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rambo makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jaeger.
A short right from Jaeger.
Rambo is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Jaeger pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Rambo misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jaeger lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Rambo is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Rambo tries to work over Jaeger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jaeger lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jaeger lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jaeger digs a right hand underneath Rambo's ribcage. Rambo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Jaeger lands a shoulder strike.
Rambo effectively controlling the action here.
Rambo misses with some punches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jaeger as Rambo tries to tie him up.
A body shot lands from Jaeger.
Rambo's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jaeger pushes Rambo back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Jaeger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jaeger lands with a light punch inside.
Nice body punch from Jaeger - that landed with a thud.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jaeger scores with a hook to the body.
Rambo can't find room to land a body shot as Jaeger controls the action.
Jaeger lands a hook to the side of the head.
Rambo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Jaeger.
Jaeger lands a body punch in the clinch.
Jaeger prevents the takedown attempt.
Rambo is breathing heavily.
Jaeger lands a nice shot to the body.
Rambo is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Jaeger is leaning against Rambo and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jaeger creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Jaeger lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Jaeger lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Rambo is rocked!
Rambo struggles to land a body shot inside as Jaeger controls his hands.
Oh Rambo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jaeger scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jaeger lands with a light punch inside.
Rambo misses with a body punch.
Rambo wants a takedown but no success here.
Rambo seems to have got his legs back now.
A body shot lands from Jaeger.
Jaeger lands with a light punch inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaeger pushes Rambo back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jaeger.
Jaeger stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jaeger unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Rambo! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Jaeger is unloading with more strikes now! Rambo drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Keith Jaeger!