PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tony Baloney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ted Grant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ted Grant is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Baloney
vs
Grant

179 cm
23
184 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

172 cm
25
181 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tony Baloney!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ted Grant!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Robert Douchet and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grant tries to bum rush Baloney with a series of wild strikes but Baloney uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Grant throws a series of punches but Baloney avoids them all with ease.
Grant throws a combination that misses
and Baloney makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Some wild striking there from Grant.
Grant misses the shot to the body.
Grant fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Baloney manages to avoid it.
Grant on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Baloney takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Grant looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Grant misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Baloney counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Grant closes the distance and pushes Baloney back into the cage.
Baloney misses with a body punch.
Grant lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Baloney.
Grant lands a body punch in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Grant.
Baloney lands with a right to the head.
Nice body punch from Grant - that landed with a thud.
A right handed body shot lands from Grant.
Grant pushes Baloney back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Grant swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grant throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Baloneys head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Grant.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Baloney.
Nice body punch from Grant.
Grant is working Baloney over against the cage.
Grant lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grant pushes Baloney back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Baloney is breathing heavily.
Baloney working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Baloney fails to land.
Baloney working aggressively here.
Grant misses with some punches.
Baloney lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Baloney makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Grant gets through Baloney's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Baloney misses with the head strike.
Grant swings wildly with an uppercut but Baloney uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grant pushes Baloney back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Baloney tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Grant taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Baloney fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Grant lands with a left to the head.
Grant blocks an uppercut.
Grant leaning against his opponent.
Grant lands with a left to the head.
Baloney goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Grant scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Grant misses with a hook from the clinch.
Baloney swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grant lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Grant throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Baloneys head.
Baloney misses with the head strike.
A short body shot lands from Grant as the two fighters clinch.
Grant makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Baloney blocking some punches.
Still in the clinch, Grant scores with a nice short uppercut.
Grant scores with a shot to the side of Baloney's head.
Baloney blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Baloney swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grant scores with a nice hook to the head.

Baloney is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Baloney misses with a hook from the clinch.
Baloney misses with a hook from the clinch.
A body shot lands from Grant.
Baloney goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Grant scores with a shot to the side of Baloney's head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Grant.
Oh Baloney is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Grant has Baloney pressed against the cage.
Baloney seems to have got his legs back now.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Grant.
A right hook to the body lands for Grant.
A nice left hand lands by Grant.
Grant lands a shot to the body.
Grant lands a body shot in the clinch.
Grant lands a body punch.
Nice body punch from Grant - that landed with a thud.
Grant lands a left hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Grant lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A body shot lands from Grant.
Baloney tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Grant lands a hook that snaps the head of Baloney backwards.
The referee calls for Grant to work.
Grant presses Baloney against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Grant lands a left hand that snaps the head of Baloney backwards.
Grant lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Baloney backwards.
Grant is working Baloney over against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grant digs a right hand into Baloney's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Baloney's gas tank.
Grant lands a body punch in the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Grant takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Grant scores with a shot to the side of Baloney's head.
Grant stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Baloney misses with a hook to the ribs.
Grant makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Grant lands with a short shot to the head.
Grant blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grant lands with a right to the head.
Baloney has a couple of punches blocked by Grant.
Grant lands with a short shot to the head.
Grant pushes Baloney against the cage. Grant is working some dirty boxing. Grant pushes off with a quick right hook! Baloney goes down! Baloney tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Grant moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ted Grant!