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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between John The Pitbull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Pitbull's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Biggie Smalls - Juicy. Your Mom will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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180 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
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195 cm
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170 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, John The Pitbull!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Your Mom!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Pitbull throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Pitbull shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than The Pitbull was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The Pitbull wants to control the pace but Mom is squirming around nicely.
The Pitbull tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
The Pitbull looking to control but Mom is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The Pitbull is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Mom is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
The Pitbull breaks from Mom's wrist control and lands an elbow.
The Pitbull controlling the position easily from mount.
The Pitbull has hold of Mom's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Mom manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pitbull unloads with some shots from mount but Mom bucks and avoids them well.
The Pitbull lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
The Pitbull postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Mom looks a forlorn figure.
The Pitbull landing strikes from the mount.
Mom is rocked!
The Pitbull working for a guillotine from mount but Mom is in no mood to give up.
Mom is still in real trouble! Can The Pitbull finish him?
The Pitbull postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Mom in real trouble here! The ref calls for Mom to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John The Pitbull!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
45% |
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