PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Masaru Midget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Lukashenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Midget comes into the arena with MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This blaring out of the sound system. Lukashenko has chosen Belarus National Anthem as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Alexander Lukashenko told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Midget
vs
Lukashenko

225 cm
24
273 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

219 cm
22
290 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Masaru Midget!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alexander Lukashenko!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Midget wants to land a leg kick but Lukashenko is out of range.
Midget misses with a low kick.
Midget jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lukashenko tries to bum rush Midget with a series of wild strikes but Midget uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
An inside leg kick lands from Midget.
Midget lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lukashenko keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Midget.
Lukashenko swings for the body but Midget moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Midget checks a leg kick.
Lukashenko throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lukashenko throws a sloppy head kick
and Midget counters with a nice body shot.
Midget misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lukashenko.
Alexander Lukashenko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Midget throws out a leg kick but Lukashenko moves out of range and Midget only half commits.
Midget really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Midget keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lukashenko misses with an uppercut.
Midget's jab looks to have found its range, popping Lukashenko under the eye.

It looks like Alexander Lukashenko has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Midget takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Midget misses with a low kick.
Lukashenko throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lukashenko lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lukashenko misses with a leg kick.
Lukashenko throws a hook but Midget blocks it.
Lukashenko checks a low kick from Midget.
Lukashenko lands a head kick. Midget smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Masaru Midget has been cut.
Lukashenko falls off balance throwing a combination
and Midget counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lukashenko throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Midget on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Lukashenko tries to clinch but Midget moves out of range.
Lukashenko tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lukashenko throws out a powerful jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Midget has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lukashenko finds it's way round the side to connect with Midget's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Masaru Midget dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Midget moves out of range as Lukashenko throws a body kick.
Lukashenko takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lukashenko moves out of range as Midget strikes.
Lukashenko throws a combination that misses
and Midget counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Masaru Midget is winning the standup battle so far.
Midget misses the jab.
Midget connects with an inside leg kick.
Lukashenko swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Midget throws a jab but it's blocked by Lukashenko.
Midget throws a head kick that misses
and Lukashenko counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Midget thinking.
Lukashenko jabs at Midget's body.
Midget checks a low kick from Lukashenko.
Lukashenko throws a leg kick but Midget checks it.
Midget keeps the fight on the outside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lukashenko on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Midget throws a leg kick but Lukashenko sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Lukashenko uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Midget.
Are you kidding me?! Midget ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Lukashenko clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Masaru Midget!