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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Om Nom Nom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fleegle Bananasplits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bananasplits has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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220 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
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188 cm
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212 lbs
18 - 12 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Om Nom Nom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fleegle Bananasplits!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nom Nom misses with a combination
enabling Bananasplits to counter with a crisp jab.
Bananasplits misses with a kick to the body.
Nom Nom with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nom Nom tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bananasplits swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bananasplits shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bananasplits looks to score with a jab to the body but Nom Nom is just out of range.
A jab from Nom Nom finds it's way through Bananasplits's defenses.
Nom Nom swings for the body but Bananasplits moves out of range.
Nom Nom swings away with a leg kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bananasplits swings widly with a right hand
and Nom Nom counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bananasplits throws a hook but Nom Nom blocks it.
Nom Nom swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bananasplits.
Nom Nom tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nice sprawl there from Bananasplits as Nom Nom shoots in.
Nom Nom uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bananasplits.
Bananasplits uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nom Nom.
Nom Nom fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Nom Nom misses with an uppercut
and Bananasplits counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom misses with a head kick.
Nom Nom misses with a left hand
and Bananasplits counters with a good low kick that Nom Nom was not able to check.
A shot to the liver by Nom Nom. Beautiful body shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Bananasplits checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Nom Nom will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nice defenses there by Nom Nom.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bananasplits connects with a nice looking jab.
A slow jab from Bananasplits misses its intended target.
Nom Nom tests Bananasplits's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom lands with an overhand left.
Om Nom Nom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nom Nom throws a left and a right that both miss
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bananasplits throws a sloppy body shot
and Nom Nom counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nom Nom swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Nom Nom connects with a jab.
Nom Nom misses with a low kick.
Nom Nom is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nice defenses there by Bananasplits.
Nom Nom swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom looks to score with a jab to the body but Bananasplits is just out of range.
Bananasplits scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Nom Nom doesn't seem bothered though.
Good exchange - Bananasplits coming out on top.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Nom Nom, right into the meat.
Bananasplits keeps Nom Nom at a distance using the push kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bananasplits with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Nom Nom to score with a decent uppercut.
Nom Nom bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bananasplits's head backwards.
Fleegle Bananasplits is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bananasplits's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Nom Nom connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bananasplits scrambles back to his feet.
Nom Nom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bananasplits.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Om Nom Nom dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Nom Nom throws a chopping leg kick but Bananasplits manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nom Nom is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Nom Nom throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bananasplits counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Nom Nom misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bananasplits throws a looping overhand right but Nom Nom ducks down to avoid it.
Bananasplits will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Good standup being displayed there by Nom Nom as he connects with a hook.
Nom Nom connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bananasplits momentarily.
Bananasplits misses with a straight right.
Bananasplits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nom Nom manages to avoid it.
Nom Nom tries to clinch but Bananasplits is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nom Nom thows a leg kick but Bananasplits checks it
and Bananasplits counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nom Nom lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Nom Nom moves out of range as Bananasplits throws a body kick.
Nom Nom throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bananasplits keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nom Nom.
A bone on bone clash there as Bananasplits blocks the leg kick.
Nom Nom scores with a jab to the jaw.
A jab lands there for Nom Nom.
Nom Nom throws a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bananasplits. Nom Nom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Om Nom Nom is winning the standup battle so far.
Nom Nom thows a leg kick but Bananasplits checks it
and Bananasplits counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nom Nom misses with a straight right.
Nom Nom swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A low kick from Nom Nom is predictable there
and Bananasplits counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bananasplits motions for Nom Nom to come forward. Bananasplits throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Nom Nom throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Nom Nom lands a nice hook to Bananasplits's body. Bananasplits takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Nom Nom misses.
Nom Nom throws a sloppy body shot
and Bananasplits counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nom Nom tries to work over Bananasplits's front leg with a kick but Bananasplits checks it.
Bananasplits fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Nom Nom checks it well.
Bananasplits takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A slow jab from Nom Nom misses its intended target.
Bananasplits misses with a low kick.
Bananasplits throws a low kick but Nom Nom moves out of range easily.
Nom Nom swings for the body but Bananasplits moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bananasplits.
Bananasplits swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A clash of legs there as Bananasplits blocks the low kick.
Nom Nom bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bananasplits's head.
Nom Nom blocks the body kick.
Nom Nom misses with a looping left.
Nom Nom throws a nice looking combination but Bananasplits bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bananasplits gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bananasplits tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nom Nom was well out of range. Poor timing from Bananasplits.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Om Nom Nom dominated that second round.
That's time! Nom Nom's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!
Bananasplits ducks under a wild hook from Nom Nom.
Nom Nom dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bananasplits misses with a low kick.
Nice sprawl there from Bananasplits as Nom Nom shoots in.
Nom Nom takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nom Nom misses with a body shot.
Nom Nom scores with a nice body kick.
Bananasplits throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Nom Nom counters with a thumping low kick.
Bananasplits takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bananasplits moves out of range of the leg kick from Nom Nom.
Nom Nom misses with a looping right.
Nom Nom connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bananasplits momentarily.
Nom Nom fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bananasplits checks it well.
Bananasplits lands with a shot to the body.
Bananasplits slips a straight right by Nom Nom.
A solid body kick from Nom Nom.
Nom Nom does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Bananasplits swings for the body but Nom Nom moves out of range.
Fleegle Bananasplits has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom misses with a left hand
and Bananasplits counters with a left to the body.
A swing and a miss from Nom Nom.
Nom Nom throws a looping overhand right but Bananasplits ducks down to avoid it.
Nom Nom fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Bananasplits tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Nom Nom is able to avoid easily.
Nom Nom avoids the body shot from Bananasplits.
Nom Nom lunges at Bananasplits with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bananasplits's hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bananasplits scores with a punch to the head.
Bananasplits throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
No joy there for Nom Nom, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bananasplits uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nom Nom.
Nom Nom just misses with a punch to the body.
Nom Nom just misses with a punch to the body.
Bananasplits keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Om Nom Nom. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nom Nom rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bananasplits moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bananasplits moves out of range as Nom Nom strikes.
Bananasplits slips under a jab from Nom Nom.
Bananasplits uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nom Nom.
A punch lands to the side of Bananasplits 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A low kick from Nom Nom is predictable there
and Bananasplits counters with a slapping leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Nom Nom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bananasplits misses with a straight left.
And that's the end of the fight!
Om Nom Nom showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Nom Nom has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Om Nom Nom!
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hype
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