PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Georges Bataille (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sergei Dmitrigorbachovovonovich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bataille comes into the arena with Dance Hall Days blaring out of the sound system. Dmitrigorbachovovonovich has chosen Wai Khru ram muay as his entrance music. Sergei Dmitrigorbachovovonovich has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bataille
vs
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich

195 cm
25
220 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

186 cm
20
200 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Georges Bataille!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sergei Dmitrigorbachovovonovich!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, William Peck and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bataille blocks a head kick by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is looking to clinch but Bataille is avoiding it.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich blocks a head kick by Bataille.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dmitrigorbachovovonovich checks a leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bataille has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bataille and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bataille checks a leg kick.
Bataille uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Bataille is looking to score with low kicks.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich looks for the body kick but Bataille saw that one coming.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a low kick but it's checked well by Bataille.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich thows a body shot but no joy.
Bataille pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is out of range and Bataille settles back down.
Bataille scores with the left hand. Dmitrigorbachovovonovich knows he should have avoided that one.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bataille manages to avoid it.
Bataille throws a looping overhand right but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich ducks down to avoid it.
Bataille circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bataille throws a head kick that misses.
Bataille circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bataille throws a head kick but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich moves out of range.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a head kick. Bataille smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Bataille pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Dmitrigorbachovovonovich gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich blocks an elbow strike.
Bataille throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bataille is defending well for now.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich dodges an elbow strike from Bataille.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich blocks an elbow strike from Bataille.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Bataille in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich takes an elbow to the temple.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a body punch.
Bataille lands a damaging elbow.
Bataille missing with knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bataille is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is defending well for now.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bataille throws an elbow but misses.
Bataille tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bataille creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bataille misses with an elbow over the top.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bataille connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dmitrigorbachovovonovich's face.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich crunches a lovely knee into Bataille's ribcage.
Bataille is breathing heavily.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bataille throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bataille on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich takes an elbow to the temple.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bataille looking to throw knees to the head but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is blocking nicely.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich avoiding damage as Bataille throws knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands an elbow inside.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich dodges an elbow strike from Bataille.
Bataille lands a nice elbow.
Bataille tries a knee to the head but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich blocks it.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich controlling the action here for a moment.
Bataille takes a knee to the side of the body.
Bataille missing with knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich blocks an elbow strike from Bataille.
Bataille is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is keeping busy.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bataille takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bataille takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands an elbow inside.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands an elbow inside.

Bataille is rocked!
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich working the clinch nicely. Bataille is working for position but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich cracks him with a big knee to the head! Bataille crumples up against the cage and Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands two more shots before the ref can save Bataille! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Sergei Dmitrigorbachovovonovich!