PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peanut Jelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Super Cow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cow has chosen Samurai tune as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jelly
vs
Cow

205 cm
25
205 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

185 cm
30
210 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Peanut Jelly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Super Cow!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Illya Tyunina and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jelly scores with a shot to the body.
Jelly lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Jelly ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cow moves away.
Jelly misses with a body punch

and Cow counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Cow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cow wants to control from the top but Jelly keeps moving.
Cow trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jelly wants to stand but Cow is controlling the position.
Cow engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Cow passes Jelly's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Jelly is staying active underneath Cow, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Jelly wants to get back to his feet.
Cow has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jelly trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.

Cow is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Jelly has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cow tries to pass to full mount but Jelly defends it.
Jelly looks like he's trying to stand up.
Cow wants to control but Jelly is keeping him busy.

Cow is looking for a kimura but Jelly is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Cow to get the leverage.
Jelly is looking to escape.
Cow throwing shots but Jelly is blocking nicely.
Jelly tries to kick Cow off but Cow keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Jelly really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cow with the ground and pound but Jelly uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Cow forces his way into half guard.

Cow is working for a submission of some sort.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Jelly looks like he's trying to stand up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cow throwing shots but Jelly is blocking nicely.
Cow working the head and body with strikes.
Cow seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jelly does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Cow prevents Jelly from standing back up.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Cow seems to be working for a kimura but Jelly defends the submission attempt.

Cow is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Cow prevents Jelly from standing back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cow working Jelly over with strikes.
Cow is keen to just control but Jelly is a slippery customer.
Jelly is looking to escape.
Cow tries to pass to full mount but Jelly defends it.
Cow wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jelly keeps working.
Cow takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Jelly tries to kick Cow off but Cow keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Jelly is not content to let Cow control the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Super Cow.
Cow shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jelly but Jelly pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Jelly comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cow has a takedown stuffed.
Cow takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cow looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice jab there from Jelly.

It looks like Super Cow has been cut.
Jelly's corner calls for a 1-2. Jelly obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jelly stuffs the takedown.
Peanut Jelly has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Super Cow.
Jelly lands with a shot to the body.
Horrible takedown by Cow or perhaps it was just good defense by Jelly which made him look bad.
Jelly smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jelly thows a body shot but no joy.
Jelly tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cow was well out of range. Poor timing from Jelly.
Jelly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jelly fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peanut Jelly dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Super Cow's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

No joy there for Jelly, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Peanut Jelly is winning the standup battle so far.
Cow shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jelly as he jumps to the side.
Jelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jelly just misses with a punch to the body.
A jab from Jelly finds it's way through Cow's defenses.
Cow ducks right into an uppercut from Jelly.
Jelly lands with a straight right. Cow didn't see that one coming.
Cow shoots in for a takedown but Jelly shows good takedown defense.
Jelly misses the shot to the body.
Jelly wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jelly lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Cow is rocked!
Cow is breathing heavily.
Cow shoots in for a takedown but Jelly shows good takedown defense.
Peanut Jelly has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Super Cow.
Jelly misses with a hook

and Cow counters with a takedown into side control.
Cow prevents Jelly from escaping the position.
Cow wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jelly keeps working.
Super Cow has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jelly is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Cow working the ground and pound from side control.

Cow working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Jelly is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cow advances nicely into full mount.
Cow cracks Jelly with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

Cow with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cow seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Jelly is holding on tight.
Cow thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Cow sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Cow trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Cow won't let Jelly get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Cow tries to control but Jelly wriggling away.

Cow goes for an armbar but Jelly turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Jelly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jelly wants to get up but he can't break Cow's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

Cow is looking for a triangle but Jelly pushes his legs off easily.
Jelly looking to sit in guard and control but Cow gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Cow won't allow Jelly to get back to his feet.
Cow wants to control from the top but Jelly keeps moving.
Cow prevents Jelly from getting back to his feet.
Cow advances position into side control!

Cow working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Cow looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Cow is looking to take a break and control but Jelly is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Jelly is trying to get back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cow is looking to take a break and control but Jelly is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cow taking a breather here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Super Cow will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Super Cow's cut.
That's time! Jelly's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

The crowd cheers as Jelly lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cow doesn't seem phased though.
Cow shoots for a double leg takedown but Jelly sprawls well. He's pushed Cow's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Jelly displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Cow.
Jelly scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nice shot by Jelly.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jelly ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cow moves away.
Cow defending well as Jelly loads up on a big left hand.
Jelly tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cow was well out of range. Poor timing from Jelly.
Cow fails with a takedown attempt.
Peanut Jelly has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Super Cow.
Cow takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jelly ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cow moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jelly thows a body shot but no joy.
Jelly jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Nice takedown defense from Jelly. No joy for Cow on that attempt.
The fighters circling - Jelly throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Peanut Jelly is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cow closes the distance and clinches up with Jelly, looking for a takedown. Cow pushes Jelly against the ropes but Jelly circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Jelly throws a body punch but Cow moves out of range.
Jelly throws a big shot that misses.
Jelly misses with a wild body shot.
Jelly dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jelly connects with a looping right hand.
Jelly scores with a shot to the body.
Peanut Jelly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jelly misses with a double jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jelly thows a body shot but no joy.
Jelly is looking to wear down Cow with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jelly tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cow was well out of range. Poor timing from Jelly.
Cow is trying hard to land a takedown here. Jelly sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Cow avoids the body shot from Jelly.
Jelly is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The crowd cheers as Jelly lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cow doesn't seem phased though.
Jelly is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
A jab lands there for Jelly.
Jelly will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jelly lands with a hook. Cow tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jelly swings for the body but Cow moves out of range.
Cow avoids the body shot from Jelly.
Cow dives in and grabs Jelly's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jelly pushes down on Cow's head and hops out.
Jelly fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cow manages to avoid it.
Jelly thows a body shot but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jelly swings for the body but Cow moves out of range.
Cow tries to score a power double leg takedown but Jelly sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Cow somewhat.
Cow fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jelly avoids it really well and circles away.
Super Cow has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jelly scores with a sloppy right hand. Cow should have avoided that one.
Cow shoots in for a takedown but Jelly shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Jelly cracks Cow with an open hand slap.
Both fighters circle each other, looking for something big. Jelly moves in and throws an overhand right. That hurt Cow! Jelly continues to tee off on Cow, landing with a left and a right! Jelly connects with a right hand that leaves Cow sleeping against the ropes! What a finish by Jelly!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Peanut Jelly!