PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trace Bradley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and War Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bradley comes to the cage accompanied by Beautiful Music For You to Die Too-Necro. Machine has chosen War Machine as his entrance music. War Machine has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bradley
vs
Machine

190 cm
26
215 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

203 cm
25
278 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Adam's NORTHERN WILD
KillShot Klothing and laundry

Hellbent, Inc.™
Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Trace Bradley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, War Machine!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bradley pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bradley throws a low kick but Machine avoids it.
Bradley throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Machine pushes Bradley up against the cage in a clinch.
Machine tries to work over Bradley's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bradley is looking to break free of the clinch but Machine has double underhooks.
Machine lands a left hand.

It looks like Trace Bradley has been cut.
Machine keeps control of Bradley as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Machine scores with a shot to the side of Bradley's head.
Machine misses with a knee to the head.
Machine throws a punch but it's blocked by Bradley.
Machine scores with a nice hook to the head.
Machine tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bradley's elbow.
Bradley can't break the clinch.
Bradley blocks a body shot from Machine.
Machine has a couple of punches blocked by Bradley.
Bradley looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine throws a head punch that misses.
Machine doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Machine lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Machine fails to land.
Bradley blocking some punches.
Machine goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Machine lands a body shot.
Machine throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bradleys head.
Machine lands a shoulder strike.
Machine throws a punch but it's blocked by Bradley.
Machine doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short uppercut from Machine.
Machine digs a right hand underneath Bradley's ribcage. Bradley let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bradley is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Machine scores with a shoulder strike.
Machine scores with a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machine lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bradley backwards.
Machine fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Bradley escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The fighters circling - Bradley throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bradley tries to work over Machine's front leg with a kick but Machine checks it.
A shot to the liver by Machine. Beautiful body shot.
Machine steps in with a hook that catches Bradley right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Machine follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Bradley looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). War Machine!
In his post fight interview, War Machine gave a big smile as he said 'Who\'s next, BITCHES!?'.