PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Super Hans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ricco El Suave (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hans kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Hans being Hans. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hans
vs
El Suave

180 cm
25
170 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

190 cm
21
183 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Super Hans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ricco El Suave!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Winston Howard and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hans shoots in looking for a takedown but El Suave manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Hans's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
El Suave scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Hans has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Hans fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
El Suave takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
El Suave moves out of range as Hans strikes.
El Suave lands a jab to Hans's midsection.
Hans doesn't succeed with the takedown
and El Suave counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Super Hans. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hans changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. El Suave tries to avoid it but Hans manages to keep hold of a leg and drag El Suave to the ground. El Suave escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
El Suave lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hans at a distance.
Hans misses with a jab, cross combination.

Hans gets tackled into the cage by El Suave. El Suave maintains the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from El Suave.
Hans blocks an uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Hans.

That's one minute gone in the round.
El Suave blocks a body shot from Hans.
Hans goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from El Suave.
Hans goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
El Suave scores with a nice hook to the head.
El Suave tries to work over Hans's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from El Suave fails to land.
Hans tries to score a body lock takedown but El Suave shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
El Suave misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hans misses with a punch on the inside.
El Suave blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
El Suave tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hans.
Hans struggles to land a body shot inside as El Suave controls his hands.
Hans tries to throw a body punch but El Suave avoids it by throwing Hans back against the cage.
Hans misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for El Suave.
Hans's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hans throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hans slows down the pace here.
El Suave working aggressively here.
El Suave prevents a body shot from Hans.
Hans lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hans blocks an uppercut.
Good body shot from Hans.
Hans jumps guard but El Suave stands there with Hans around his waist. Hans gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
El Suave throws a punch but it's blocked by Hans.
Hans blocks an uppercut.
El Suave lands with a short shot to the head.
Hans lands a body punch.
Hans blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hans blocking some punches.
Hans misses with a punch to the body.
Hans misses with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
El Suave lands with a short head shot on the inside.
El Suave lands with a short head shot on the inside.
El Suave gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Hans.
El Suave swings wildly with an uppercut but Hans uses good head movement to avoid it.
El Suave gets through Hans's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
El Suave tries a body shot but Hans blocks it.
El Suave swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hans misses with a body punch.
El Suave misses with a punch to the body.
Hans lands with a right to the head.
El Suave gets through Hans's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hans fails to pull guard.
El Suave lands a nice uppercut.
Hans lands a left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hans is trying to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
El Suave lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
El Suave tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hans's elbow.
El Suave misses with some punches.
El Suave doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hans drops to a knee looking for a takedown but El Suave gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Hans tried to land a shot to the body but connects with El Suave's elbow.
A short uppercut from El Suave.
Hans goes for a takedown in the clinch but El Suave prevents it.
El Suave softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
El Suave lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hans goes for a takedown in the clinch but El Suave prevents it.
El Suave goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
El Suave has a couple of punches blocked by Hans.
Hans scores with a shoulder strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ricco El Suave dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

El Suave misses the shot to the body.
El Suave uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hans has time to react.
El Suave misses with the combination.
Hans misses with a looping right.
Hans misses with a hook
and El Suave counters with a straight right hand.
A slow jab from El Suave misses its intended target.
Hans throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
El Suave throws a lazy right hand but Hans sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
El Suave misses with the combination.
El Suave tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hans was well out of range. Poor timing from El Suave.
Hans fails with a takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
El Suave slaps away a takedown attempt from Hans, before circling back to the center of the mat.
El Suave throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
El Suave scores with a nice head shot.
Hans slips a jab and a cross from El Suave.
El Suave rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hans moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
El Suave leaves Hans with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Super Hans. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Hans clinches with his opponent.
Hans misses with a shot to the kidneys.
El Suave struggles to land a body shot inside as Hans controls his hands.
El Suave blocks a body shot from Hans.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hans is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but El Suave is defending well.
Hans changes levels and goes for a takedown here. El Suave fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Hans drops his hands momentarily and El Suave takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

El Suave rushes Hans and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
El Suave works on Hans's body with a couple of short punches.
Hans tries to pull guard but El Suave won't allow it.
El Suave working some nice short punches in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
El Suave misses with some punches.
Hans can't find room to land a body shot as El Suave controls the action.
El Suave misses with a hook to the ribs.
El Suave misses with the head strike.
El Suave misses with a body punch.
El Suave blocks a body shot from Hans.
Hans swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hans.
Hans can't find room to land a body shot as El Suave controls the action.
Hans has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. El Suave avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Hans has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by El Suave after a bit of a struggle.
El Suave lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
El Suave is defending well against a takedown attempt.
El Suave misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hans prevents a body shot from El Suave.
El Suave lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hans backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for El Suave.
El Suave tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hans's elbow.
A short body shot lands from Hans as the two fighters clinch.
Hans blocking some punches.
El Suave swings wildly with an uppercut but Hans uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hans lands a left hand.
El Suave throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hanss head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hans has a couple of punches blocked by El Suave.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hans will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning El Suave up against the cage.
Hans is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but El Suave is defending well.
El Suave goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from El Suave.
Hans changes levels and goes for a takedown here. El Suave fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Ricco El Suave seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hans shoots in but no luck this time.
Hans misses with a right hand
and El Suave cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
El Suave bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
El Suave ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
El Suave connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hans momentarily.
El Suave misses the shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ricco El Suave showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Hans misses with a hook.
Hans throws out a loose jab but El Suave uses good head movement to avoid it.
El Suave lands a nice shot that snaps Hans's head back.

El Suave clinches up against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
El Suave is pressed up against the cage. Hans has hold of a leg and is looking to drag El Suave down to the mat. El Suave avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
No luck for Hans with that takedown attempt.
Hans takes one to the chin there.
A right-left combo lands from El Suave.
El Suave has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Hans dodges the punch combination from El Suave.
Hans has his takedown stuffed
and El Suave counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Super Hans. That's going to take a lot out of him.

El Suave forces Hans back against the cage and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
El Suave has a couple of punches blocked by Hans.
Hans wants to take the fight to the mat but El Suave manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Hans doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from El Suave.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
El Suave misses with a hook from the clinch.
El Suave makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
El Suave is defending well against a takedown attempt.
El Suave tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice right hand lands inside from El Suave.
El Suave tries a body shot but Hans blocks it.
Hans lands with a short head shot on the inside.
El Suave blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hans struggles to land a body shot inside as El Suave controls his hands.
Hans misses with a punch to the body.
Hans blocking some punches.
El Suave misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hans tries a body shot but El Suave blocks it.
Super Hans has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A body shot lands from El Suave.
El Suave blocks a body shot from Hans.
El Suave misses with a punch to the body.
El Suave lands with a right to the head.
El Suave throws a punch but it's blocked by Hans.
Hans can't get the takedown.
Ricco El Suave seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
El Suave tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hans's elbow.
El Suave gets through Hans's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
El Suave tries to throw a body punch but Hans avoids it by throwing El Suave back against the cage.
El Suave scores with a hook to the body.
El Suave tries a body shot but Hans blocks it.
Hans working aggressively here.
El Suave prevents a body shot from Hans.
Hans stalling the fight.
El Suave lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
El Suave lands with a short head shot on the inside.
El Suave digs a right hand underneath Hans's ribcage. Hans let out a lung full of air as it connected.
El Suave digs a right hand into Hans's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hans's gas tank.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
El Suave lands with a light punch inside.
Hans looking for a takedown.
El Suave lands a body shot.
El Suave lands with a short shot to the head.
El Suave lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hans backwards.
A right hand to the body from El Suave.
Good body shot from El Suave.
El Suave makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short right from El Suave on the inside.
El Suave throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hanss head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
El Suave works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A left hand lands to the body for El Suave.
El Suave lands a body shot in the clinch.
Hans is really struggling to find his range with his punches. El Suave's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
El Suave scores with a shot to the side of Hans's head.
Hans blocks a body shot from El Suave.
Hans misses with a body punch.
Hans tries to work over El Suave's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from El Suave on the inside.
El Suave lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
El Suave tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hans's elbow.
El Suave can't find room to land a body shot as Hans controls the action.
El Suave tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hans's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
El Suave lands with a light punch inside.
El Suave struggles to land a body shot inside as Hans controls his hands.
El Suave tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hans's elbow.
Hans misses with a body punch.
El Suave misses with a punch on the inside.
Hans tried to land a shot to the body but connects with El Suave's elbow.
El Suave has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hans tries a body shot but El Suave blocks it.
A right handed body shot lands from Hans.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
El Suave tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hans's elbow.
Hans goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
El Suave lands a nice uppercut.
Ricco El Suave is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
El Suave tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hans misses with some punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ricco El Suave comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well El Suave has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 27:30
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ricco El Suave!