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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manfred E Toeson Esq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzannavabizch kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is MESHUGGA - BLEED. Toeson Esq has chosen I Am the Walrus as his entrance music. Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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191 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
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187 cm
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198 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good takedowns
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Manfred E Toeson Esq!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toeson Esq throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Uzannavabizch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A looping hook to the body misses from Uzannavabizch. Toeson Esq does a little dance to reset his feet.
Uzannavabizch doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Toeson Esq throws a hook but Uzannavabizch avoids it easily.
Toeson Esq moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Uzannavabizch on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Toeson Esq moves out of range of the body kick.
Uzannavabizch throws a lazy body kick
enabling Toeson Esq to counter with a crisp jab.
Uzannavabizch scores with a sloppy right hand. Toeson Esq should have avoided that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Uzannavabizch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Uzannavabizch throws a low kick but Toeson Esq avoids it.
Toeson Esq connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Toeson Esq uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Uzannavabizch.
The crowd cheers as Uzannavabizch lands an impressive looking overhand right. Toeson Esq doesn't seem phased though.
Toeson Esq dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Uzannavabizch. That did some damage!
Toeson Esq tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Uzannavabizch was well out of range. Poor timing from Toeson Esq.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Toeson Esq.
Uzannavabizch throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Toeson Esq stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Uzannavabizch ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Toeson Esq throws a head kick but Uzannavabizch moves out of range.
Toeson Esq shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Uzannavabizch defends it nicely.
Toeson Esq shoots for a takedown but Uzannavabizch saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Toeson Esq tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Uzannavabizch swivels and escapes.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Manfred E Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq moves out of range as Uzannavabizch strikes.
Toeson Esq looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Uzannavabizch looks to score with a jab to the body but Toeson Esq is just out of range.
Toeson Esq throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Uzannavabizch moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch throws a head kick that misses.
Uzannavabizch scores with a hook to the body. Toeson Esq takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Toeson Esq misses with a straight right.
Uzannavabizch throws a sloppy head kick and Toeson Esq moves out of range easily.
Uzannavabizch throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Toeson Esq.
Uzannavabizch throws out a loose jab but Toeson Esq uses good head movement to avoid it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq cracks the inside of Uzannavabizch's front leg.
Uzannavabizch scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Uzannavabizch throws a sloppy head kick
and Toeson Esq counters with a slapping leg kick.
Toeson Esq scores with a push kick.
Uzannavabizch blocks a leg kick.
Toeson Esq uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Uzannavabizch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Toeson Esq fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Uzannavabizch has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Toeson Esq scores with a leg kick.
Uzannavabizch misses the shot to the body.
Toeson Esq moves out of range of the body kick from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Toeson Esq was well out of range. Poor timing from Uzannavabizch.
Toeson Esq misses with a leg kick.
Toeson Esq throws the kick towards the body but Uzannavabizch avoids it.
Uzannavabizch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Good standup being displayed there by Uzannavabizch as he connects with a hook.
Uzannavabizch misses with a hook.
Toeson Esq avoids the head kick by Uzannavabizch.
Toeson Esq avoids the body shot from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch is looking to land body kicks.
Toeson Esq takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Toeson Esq moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Toeson Esq tries to clinch there but Uzannavabizch circles away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Toeson Esq misses with a body kick.
Uzannavabizch is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Uzannavabizch misses with a kick to the body.
Uzannavabizch looks to land a left hand but Toeson Esq moved out of range nicely.
Uzannavabizch cracks Toeson Esq with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toeson Esq doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Uzannavabizch throws out a powerful jab.
Toeson Esq lands a nice leg kick that just misses Uzannavabizch's sensitive parts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Uzannavabizch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A solid body kick from Toeson Esq.
Uzannavabizch throws a shot from downtown. Toeson Esq moves away and avoids it.
Toeson Esq tries to clinch up but Uzannavabizch circles away and keeps his distance.
A telegraphed right hand from Uzannavabizch misses the target.
Uzannavabizch misses with an uppercut. Toeson Esq saw that one coming.
Uzannavabizch looks to score with a jab to the body but Toeson Esq is just out of range.
Uzannavabizch checks a leg kick.
Toeson Esq misses with a double jab
enabling Uzannavabizch to counter with a crisp jab.
Uzannavabizch walks forward, straight into a front kick from Toeson Esq.
A clash of legs there as Uzannavabizch blocks the low kick.
Uzannavabizch throws a shot to the body.
Uzannavabizch shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch's corner calls for a 1-2. Uzannavabizch obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Uzannavabizch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Uzannavabizch tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Toeson Esq connects with a solid leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Toeson Esq just misses with a punch to the body.
Toeson Esq throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Uzannavabizch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Uzannavabizch throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Toeson Esq lands a nice looking body kick.
Uzannavabizch just misses with a punch to the body.
Toeson Esq throws out a leg kick but Uzannavabizch moves out of range and Toeson Esq only half commits.
Toeson Esq takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uzannavabizch misses with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq misses with a double jab.
Uzannavabizch scores with a push kick.
Uzannavabizch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Toeson Esq sees it coming and avoids it easily.
No joy there for Uzannavabizch, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Uzannavabizch is looking to land body kicks.
Uzannavabizch with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A telegraphed right hand from Toeson Esq misses the target.
Uzannavabizch blocks the body kick.
Uzannavabizch moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A solid body kick from Uzannavabizch.
Toeson Esq misses with a looping right.
Toeson Esq misses with a double jab
and Uzannavabizch makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Toeson Esq is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Uzannavabizch connects with a nice looking jab.
Uzannavabizch lands a jab to the nose.
Toeson Esq swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Uzannavabizch throws a nice inside leg kick.
A slow jab from Uzannavabizch misses its intended target.
Uzannavabizch tests Toeson Esq's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Toeson Esq is rocked!
Uzannavabizch scores with a nice right hand.
Toeson Esq is still on wobbly legs! Can Uzannavabizch finish him?
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Uzannavabizch crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Toeson Esq - the referee stops the clock and Uzannavabizch gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Toeson Esq. Uzannavabizch manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Uzannavabizch! Toeson Esq is out on his feet! Uzannavabizch rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Toeson Esq is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Toeson Esq is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
After winning the bout, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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hype
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