PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dennis Wise (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Homer Simpson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Wise
vs
Simpson

180 cm
23
159 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

170 cm
29
156 lbs
20 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dennis Wise!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson !
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Joseph Jones and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Simpson .
Simpson connects with a body shot.
Simpson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wise manages to avoid it.
Wise throws a series of punches but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson is looking to chop away at Wise's legs.
Wise swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wise works the jab nicely.
Nice body kick from Simpson .
Wise ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Simpson moves away.

Wise forces Simpson back against the cage and clinches.

Simpson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wise moves away from the strike by Simpson .
Wise stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Simpson .
Wise throws an overhand right that lands on Simpson 's shoulder, as Simpson tries to avoid the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wise uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson .
Donk. Wise catches Simpson right on the button with a cross.
Wise connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Wise looks to land a combination but Simpson avoids it well.
Wise throws a lazy right hand but Simpson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Simpson avoids a kick to the body.
Jab from Simpson .
Wise misses the shot to the body.
Simpson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Simpson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wise scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Wise misses with a straight right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson works Wise's body with a nice hook.
Simpson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wise.
Dennis Wise seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some wild striking there from Simpson .
Simpson misses with a low kick.
Simpson just misses with a punch to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The fighters circling - Wise throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wise misses with a body shot.
Wise tries to clinch there but Simpson circles away.
Wise on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Simpson throws a body kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Wise fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wise jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wise tries to land a leg kick but Simpson saw it coming and moves away.
Simpson moves away from the strike by Wise.
Wise misses with a wild body shot.
Wise throws a poor cross that misses
and Simpson counters with a straight right hand.
Simpson with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A left lands for Simpson .
Simpson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wise attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wise.
Simpson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wise manages to avoid it.
Simpson scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wise doesn't seem bothered though.
Simpson misses with a leg kick.
Wise changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wise fails with an attempt to clinch.
Simpson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simpson scores with a nice strike.
Wise fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Simpson manages to avoid it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wise listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Wise walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Simpson checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A looping hook to the body misses from Simpson . Wise does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Homer Simpson will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Simpson throws an overhand right that lands on Wise's shoulder, as Wise tries to avoid the shot.
Wise misses with a straight left.
Wise misses with a body shot.
Simpson throws a jab but it's blocked by Wise.
Simpson lands a head shot.
Wise takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Simpson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wise connects with a leg kick. Simpson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Simpson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wise is looking to score with low kicks.
A shot to the liver by Wise. Beautiful body shot.
A big left from Simpson misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wise ducks under a wild hook from Simpson .
Simpson lands a nice shot that snaps Wise's head back.
Simpson lands with a right hand.
Homer Simpson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wise throws a looping overhand right but Simpson ducks down to avoid it.
Wise throws a shot from downtown. Simpson moves away and avoids it.
Simpson lands a head shot.
Good work by Wise as he checks the leg kick.
Wise throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Simpson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Good shot there by Simpson .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson is looking to chop away at Wise's legs.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wise walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Simpson on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wise throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
Wise takes one to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wise throws a shot from downtown. Simpson moves away and avoids it.
Wise walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Wise slips a jab from Simpson .
Wise on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Simpson punishes Wise's body with a nice straight punch.
Simpson moves out of range as Wise throws a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wise.
Wise uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Simpson .
Simpson feints and then cracks Wise's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wise down.
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wise bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wise scores with a spinning back kick!
Simpson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Wise throws a series of punches but Simpson avoids them all with ease.
Wise tries to close the distance and clinch up but Simpson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A solid leg kick lands there for Simpson .
Simpson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Simpson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Simpson thows a body shot but no joy.
Simpson bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Simpson tries to land a front kick but Wise steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Simpson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wise throws a jab but it's blocked by Simpson .
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wise doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wise misses with a few strikes there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wise on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Simpson throws a wild body kick that Wise sees coming a mile off.
Simpson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wise throws out the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Homer Simpson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Simpson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wise misses with a looping left.
Simpson swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Wise fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Simpson manages to avoid it.
Wise takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Wise fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wise misses with a low kick.
Wise scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Wise misses the shot to the body.
Wise looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Simpson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wise looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nice shot by Simpson .

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Simpson .
Simpson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wise looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Wise throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
Wise tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Simpson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A left lands for Simpson .
Simpson throws a leg kick but Wise checks it.
Simpson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wise moves away.
Wise on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Simpson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wise looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wise is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Wise misses with a leg kick
and Simpson counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice defenses there by Simpson .
Wise moves out of range of the body kick from Simpson .
Wise is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Wise blocks the body kick.
Simpson is looking to score with low kicks.
Wise throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Simpson throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Left hook, right uppercut from Simpson .
Dennis Wise has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Wise is rocked!
Wise takes one on the button.
Oh Wise is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Simpson scores with a sloppy right hand. Wise should have avoided that one.
BOOM! Simpson lands a beautiful left hook that drops Wise. Wise tries to recover but Simpson is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Wise lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Homer Simpson !
A very excited looking Homer Simpson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.