PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pithe Canthropus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Nichols (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Canthropus comes to the cage accompanied by Pizzaman - Trippin' On Sunshine. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Canthropus
vs
Nichols

175 cm
32
165 lbs
17 - 12 - 1

196 cm
23
169 lbs
2 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Tycoon Clothing
Tycoon Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Pithe Canthropus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Robert Nichols!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nichols pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Canthropus misses with a body shot.
Nichols fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Canthropus manages to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Canthropus.
Canthropus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Nichols's sensitive parts.
Nichols throws a body punch but Canthropus moves out of range.
Jab by Canthropus.
A head kick misses from Nichols.
Nichols checks a leg kick.
Nice shot by Canthropus.
Nichols lands with a nice body punch.
Robert Nichols seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nichols looks to score with a jab to the body but Canthropus is just out of range.
Canthropus blocks a head kick by Nichols.
Canthropus fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Canthropus scores with a decent looking hook.
Canthropus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Nichols has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Canthropus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nichols moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Canthropus cracks Nichols with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Canthropus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nichols moves away.

Canthropus feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Nichols sprawling to the canvas! Nichols rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Canthropus finish him?!

Nichols is rocked!
Canthropus flashes Nichols a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Nichols's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Nichols crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Canthropus punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pithe Canthropus!
Pithe Canthropus made sure to mention his sponsor, Tycoon Nutrition in his post fight interview.