PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Keith Jaeger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lime Lister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Jaeger
vs
Lister

192 cm
21
247 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

190 cm
22
225 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

.: AFFAKETIΘN :.

Hellbent, Inc.™
Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Keith Jaeger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lime Lister!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lister throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A swing and a miss from Jaeger.
Lister blocks a low kick nicely.
Jaeger thows a leg kick but Lister checks it
and Lister cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lister scores with a decent looking hook.
Jaeger rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lister cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A left lands for Jaeger.
Lister is looking to clinch.
Jaeger cracks the inside of Lister's front leg.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jaeger throws a body punch but Lister moves out of range.
Jaeger throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Jaeger misses with an uppercut. Lister saw that one coming.
Lister moves to clinch but Jaeger breaks away
and Jaeger counters with a solid body kick.
Jaeger thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lister throws a leg kick
and Jaeger counters with a good, hard body kick but Lister shrugs it off.
Lister looks gassed!
Jaeger tries a head kick but it misses.
Jaeger misses with an uppercut.
Jaeger looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jaeger. That's going to slow Lister down.
Jaeger tries a head kick but it misses.
Lister takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lister with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jaeger to score with a decent uppercut.
Jaeger scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jaeger works Lister's body with a nice hook.
Jaeger fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Lister to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Lister looks to clinch but Jaeger throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Lister taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Keith Jaeger!
A victorious Keith Jaeger thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.