PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fancy Nancy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billa Bong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bong has chosen Bite Marks - Screeching Weasel as his entrance music. Billa Bong has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Fancy Nancy's chin.

Nancy
vs
Bong

192 cm
25
259 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

180 cm
29
206 lbs
15 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fancy Nancy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Billa Bong!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nancy misses with a body shot.
No joy there for Nancy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bong fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Nancy uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Nancy throws a head kick that misses.
Nancy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nancy misses with a body shot
and Bong counters with a head kick.
Bong shoots in but Nancy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bong shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Nancy pinned against the cage. Nancy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Fancy Nancy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billa Bong.
Nancy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bong is able to avoid easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nancy swinging wildly here.
Bong fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Nancy avoids it really well and circles away.
Bong throws a sloppy head kick and Nancy moves out of range easily.
Nancy digs a good hook to Bong's body.
Nancy works over Bong's head and body with a nice combination.

It looks like Billa Bong has been cut.
Good standup being displayed there by Nancy as he connects with a hook.
Nancy looks to land a combination but Bong avoids it well.
Bong slips a jab and a cross from Nancy.
Nancy throws a series of punches but Bong avoids them all with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bong takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bong shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Nancy as he avoids it easily.
Nancy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bong ducks under a wild hook from Nancy.
Bong throws a head kick but Nancy moves out of range.
Nancy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bong.
Nancy throws a nice looking combination but Bong bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nancy lands a jab.
Nancy avoids the head kick by Bong.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nancy. Bong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nancy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bong's sensitive parts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nancy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bong on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Nancy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Bong showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Nancy.
Nancy throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Bong counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Nancy's guard now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nancy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Nancy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bong throws a big right hand that misses.
Bong trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bong working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Bong with a flurry of punches that miss.
Nancy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bong.
Bong wants to pass the guard but Nancy is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bong loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bong accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bong throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bong in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Nancy keeping moving, preventing Bong from controlling successfully.
Bong advances to half guard.
Nancy keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bong not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bong lands with a punch from half guard.
Bong trying to control from half guard but Nancy is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Fancy Nancy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Billa Bong's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Bong moves away from the strike by Nancy.
Nancy with a hook.
Bong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nancy.
Nancy is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Nancy avoids the head kick by Bong.
Bong shoots for a takedown but Nancy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nancy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nancy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bong.
Nancy doesn't manage to clinch there - Bong circles away.
Bong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nancy misses with a looping right.
Nancy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bong.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bong moves out of range of the strikes.
Nancy scores with a sloppy right hand. Bong should have avoided that one.
Bong shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bong tries a head kick but it misses.
Nancy lands a nice looking body shot.
Bong pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nancy shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bong pinned against the cage. Bong gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Bong tries to score a power double leg takedown but Nancy sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Bong somewhat.
Fancy Nancy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billa Bong.
An inside leg kick from Nancy misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bong fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Bong looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The crowd cheers as Nancy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bong doesn't seem phased though.
Nancy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fancy Nancy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nancy throws a series of punches but Bong avoids them all with ease.
Nancy lands a nice looking body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nancy looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Fancy Nancy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Nancy as Bong shoots in.
Bong fails with the takedown.
Bong takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nancy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nancy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Nancy lands a glancing blow to the side of Bong's head.
Fancy Nancy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nancy throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Bong to counter with a crisp jab.
Nancy throws a push kick but Bong slaps the foot to one side.
Bong walks into a left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bong circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bong shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Nancy but Nancy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Nancy misses with a head kick.
Nancy misses with a looping right.
Nancy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bong.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bong throws a sloppy head kick and Nancy moves out of range easily.
Nancy lands with a good body shot.
Bong is breathing heavily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bong shoots in looking for a takedown but Nancy manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Bong's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Nancy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bong takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fancy Nancy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Billa Bong's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Nancy gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Bong to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Bong is looking to work some ground and pound but Nancy has wrist control.
Bong trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Nancy manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Bong is trying to control the position but Nancy postures up.
Bong wants to sweep here but Nancy controlling him for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nancy wants to control from the top but Bong keeps moving.

Bong looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Nancy passes into side control.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nancy landing strikes.
Bong is trying to improve his position.
A lull in the action here.
Bong sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Bong is staying active underneath Nancy, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bong is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Nancy's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Nancy's back!
Bong throwing strikes and Nancy squirms under the pressure, ending up mounted.
Nancy wants to control but Bong is having none of it.
Bong lands a big shot there that rocks Nancy but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Nancy tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Nancy avoids a strike by Bong and manages to complete a very nice reversal in the process, to end up in Bong's guard! Fantastic escape!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Nancy got a little sloppy there for a moment and Bong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Nancy has managed to get both his arms back between Bong's legs - danger averted.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bong looking for a sweep. Not yet Bong, not yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nancy is stalling in the full guard.

Bong looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Nancy passes into side control.
Bong is being controlled here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billa Bong really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Billa Bong's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A combination from Nancy does no damage.
The fighters circling - Nancy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nancy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nancy misses with a jab to the body
and Bong counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Nancy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bong throws a head kick but Nancy moves out of range.
Nancy throws a low kick but it's checked well by Bong.
Nancy tests Bong's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bong takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nancy misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nancy misses with a series of wild punches.
Nancy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Nancy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nancy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bong's head.
Nancy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Bong gets tackled into the cage by Nancy. Nancy maintains the clinch.
Nancy tries to work over Bong's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bong is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Bong blocks a body shot from Nancy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bong dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Nancy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bong tries to score a body lock takedown but Nancy shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Nancy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nancy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bong is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nancy can't find room to land a body shot as Bong controls the action.
A short body shot lands from Nancy as the two fighters clinch.
Come on Nancy - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Nancy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bong's elbow.
Bong jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Nancy walks away with a smile on his face. Bong gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Nancy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bong doesn't seem bothered though.
Bong's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Nancy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bong scrambles back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bong on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Nancy tries to work over Bong's front leg with a kick but Bong checks it.
Nancy misses with a left hand
and Bong counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Nancy is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Nancy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bong takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nancy lands a slapping body shot.
A left lands for Nancy.
Nancy scoring well with a low kick there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Nancy, right into the meat.
Bong takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nancy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nancy jabs at Bong's body.
Nancy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Nancy lands a right hook to the body.
Nancy thows a body shot but no joy.
Nancy tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Nancy lands a glancing blow to the side of Bong's head.
Nancy throws a low kick but Bong moves out of range easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bong fails with the takedown.
Fancy Nancy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billa Bong.
Nancy misses with a jab, cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fancy Nancy had his way with Billa Bong in that round.
The cut man is working on Billa Bong's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Nancy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bong moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Nancy. That's going to slow Bong down.

Bong drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Nancy is looking for a sweep.
Bong throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Nancy works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.

Bong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Nancy is looking for a sweep. Bong is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bong scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Bong working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Nancy's thigh. Nancy counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Bong loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bong with a flurry of punches that miss.
Nancy has momentary wrist control but Bong slips an elbow through the middle.
Billa Bong has got the better of the ground game so far.
Bong postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bong throwing strikes but missing.
Bong trying to control the position from guard on top but Nancy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bong missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bong must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Bong stands up over Nancy, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Bong in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bong loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bong keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Nancy's head.
Bong loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Nancy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bong.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nancy wants to sweep but no luck.
Bong postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Bong is looking to work some ground and pound but Nancy has wrist control.
Bong pushes down on Nancy's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Bong thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Nancy's head.

Bong seems to be working for a kimura but Nancy defends the submission attempt.
Bong wants to control but Nancy is keeping him busy.
Fancy Nancy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bong missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bong throws a strike but Nancy avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Bong trying to control but Nancy is working from the bottom.
Bong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Nancy is keeping the position for now.
Nancy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bong throws a big right hand that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nancy has control of Bong's left arm, preventing Bong from doing any damage.
Bong throws a big right hand that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Billa Bong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Nancy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 47:48
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 47:48
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Billa Bong!
Billa Bong is the new super heavyweight champion!