PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Walker has chosen The Doors - Peace Frog as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Fatherfockerusus
vs
Walker

186 cm
25
180 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

185 cm
31
180 lbs
25 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Wolfpack Blood Labs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jack Walker!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Nard Betker and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Walker has a takedown stuffed.
Fatherfockerusus throws a jab but it's blocked by Walker.
Fatherfockerusus throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick.
Fatherfockerusus lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Walker avoids a kick to the body.
Walker throws a sloppy head kick and Fatherfockerusus moves out of range easily.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a jab. Walker acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fatherfockerusus swings for the body but Walker moves out of range.
Walker misses with a looping left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fatherfockerusus lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fatherfockerusus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A low kick from Walker misses
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a straight right hand.
Walker on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fatherfockerusus. Fatherfockerusus obviously looking to wear him down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Walker throws a front kick aimed at Fatherfockerusus's knee but Fatherfockerusus avoids it well.
Walker lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Fatherfockerusus backs up against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus tries to work over Walker's front leg with a kick but Walker checks it.
Fatherfockerusus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fatherfockerusus keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Walker looks gassed!
Good leg kick by Fatherfockerusus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a wild body shot.
Walker takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Jack Walker has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Walker slips a jab and a cross from Fatherfockerusus.
Walker moves out of range as Fatherfockerusus strikes.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a solid leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walker misses with a takedown attempt - Fatherfockerusus sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Walker.
Fatherfockerusus thows a body shot but no joy.
Walker misses with a wild combination.
Walker moves away from the strike by Fatherfockerusus.
Good work by Walker as he checks the leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws a lazy right hand but Walker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A big right from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Walker slips a straight right by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Jab by Fatherfockerusus.

Walker is rocked!
Walker takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Walker is still on wobbly legs! Can Fatherfockerusus finish him?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walker avoids the body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus missing with a left hand there. Walker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Walker tries to score a power double leg takedown but Fatherfockerusus sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Walker somewhat.
Walker seems to have recovered his senses.
Fatherfockerusus fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Walker is out of range.
Walker keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Walker circles away quickly and effectively.
Walker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fatherfockerusus.
Walker moves out of range of the leg kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a solid leg kick.
Walker swinging wildly here.
Fatherfockerusus swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Walker misses with a series of wild punches.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body punch but Walker moves out of range.
Walker moves out of range of the strikes.
Walker looks to land a combination but Fatherfockerusus avoids it well.
Fatherfockerusus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Walker is trying desperately to land a takedown but Fatherfockerusus is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Walker.
Fatherfockerusus tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Walker is able to avoid easily.
Walker will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Some wild striking there from Walker.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Walker sees it coming and moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a straight right.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jack Walker's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Fatherfockerusus looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Walker, right into the meat.
Walker fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Fatherfockerusus buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws a wild body kick that Walker sees coming a mile off.
Walker tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A slapping body kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatherfockerusus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Walker was well out of range. Poor timing from Fatherfockerusus.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Walker moves out of range as Fatherfockerusus strikes.
Walker's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Walker is breathing heavily.
Fatherfockerusus tries to move into range but Walker moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fatherfockerusus throws a low kick but it's checked well by Walker.
Fatherfockerusus tries to score with a low kick but Walker moves his leg out of the way.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to slow Walker down with leg kicks.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a straight right. Walker didn't see that one coming.
Fatherfockerusus tests Walker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fatherfockerusus throws a front kick that sends Walker stumbling back into the cage.
Fatherfockerusus lands a jab to the nose.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Walker might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Fatherfockerusus has got the better of the exchanges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice leg kick lands there from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus tries a head kick but it misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Walker.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walker stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fatherfockerusus cracks Walker with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fatherfockerusus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Walker can do to turn this around?
Walker on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fatherfockerusus. Fatherfockerusus obviously looking to wear him down.
Fatherfockerusus turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Walker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fatherfockerusus.
Walker misses with a two punch combination.
Fatherfockerusus works Walker's body with a nice hook.
The fighters circle, before Fatherfockerusus throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Walker's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Fatherfockerusus lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!