PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Malcom McWeeny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Short Fuse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuse has chosen Skrillex / Reptile as his entrance music. Short Fuse will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

McWeeny
vs
Fuse

150 cm
27
300 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

225 cm
19
296 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry

Perkele!
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Malcom McWeeny!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Short Fuse!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuse avoids the head kick by McWeeny.
McWeeny avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

McWeeny moves into the clinch.
Fuse misses with a punch on the inside.
Fuse has McWeeny pressed against the cage.
A short right from McWeeny on the inside.

It looks like Short Fuse has been cut.
McWeeny lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fuse blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McWeeny lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fuse tries to circle away but McWeeny has him pinned against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from McWeeny.
McWeeny misses with a body punch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Fuse.
A short left from McWeeny.
Fuse tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McWeeny's elbow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuse lands a shot to the body.
McWeeny pushes Fuse back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
McWeeny blocks a body shot from Fuse.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeeny blocks a body shot from Fuse.
A nice left hand lands by McWeeny.
McWeeny misses with a punch to the body.
McWeeny lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fuse looks gassed!
McWeeny pushes Fuse back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
McWeeny cracks Fuse with a nice body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!

McWeeny drops Fuse onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Fuse is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Fuse is rocked!

That has opened up Short Fuse's cut even more.

McWeeny drops Fuse onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Fuse is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Fuse is still on wobbly legs! Can McWeeny finish him?
McWeeny lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Fuse to his knees! McWeeny keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Malcom McWeeny!
Malcom McWeeny is the new super heavyweight champion!