PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pasi Kullero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeggu Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kullero comes into the arena with Prätkähiiret - Se on suihinotto blaring out of the sound system. Bomb has chosen Limp Bizkit - Nookie as his entrance music. Jeggu Bomb has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kullero
vs
Bomb

192 cm
25
193 lbs
20 - 3 - 0

189 cm
22
195 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

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World class boxer
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pasi Kullero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeggu Bomb!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Marco Blurström and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bomb throws a series of strikes that have Kullero backpedaling.

Kullero moves into range and clinches up with Bomb.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Bomb just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kullero's brow.
Bomb wants to stall.
Bomb throws an elbow that misses.
Bomb lands an elbow inside that Kullero shrugs off.
Kullero managing to block the knees to the body from Bomb.
Kullero misses with a punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from Kullero.
Bomb crunches a lovely knee into Kullero's ribcage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bomb prevents a body shot from Kullero.
Kullero lands with a light punch inside.
Kullero throws a punch but it's blocked by Bomb.
Bomb digs a right hand underneath Kullero's ribcage. Kullero let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bomb can't find room to land a body shot as Kullero controls the action.
Bomb trying to land knees to the body.
Bomb connects with a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomb doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kullero tries to throw a body punch but Bomb avoids it by throwing Kullero back against the cage.
Knees to the body from Bomb.
Kullero's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bomb prevents a body shot from Kullero.
Kullero on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kullero doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Kullero.
Bomb tries a body shot but Kullero blocks it.
A short body shot lands from Kullero as the two fighters clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Kullero.
Kullero lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bomb misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kullero lands with a short punch from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kullero.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kullero lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kullero misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bomb swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kullero makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bomb lands a knee to the head.
Bomb lands a knee to the head.
Kullero scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kullero gets through Bomb's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kullero is working Bomb over against the cage.
Bomb is looking to control Kullero's arms but Kullero gets an underhook and turns him. Now Bomb has his back to the cage.
Kullero avoids the elbow strike from Bomb, against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Bomb lands a knee to the head.
Bomb misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kullero.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kullero blocks an elbow strike from Bomb.
Kullero lands a body punch.
Bomb pushes off an throws an elbow but Kullero leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bomb pushes off an throws an elbow but Kullero leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bomb throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bomb misses with an elbow strike.
Bomb misses with an elbow strike.
Bomb avoiding damage.
A right handed body shot lands from Kullero.
Kullero managing to block the knees to the body from Bomb.
A short uppercut from Kullero.
Bomb blocking some punches.
Kullero misses with a body punch.
Bomb throws an elbow but it misses.
Kullero misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kullero lands with a short shot to the head.
Bomb throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Kullero digs a right hand underneath Bomb's ribcage. Bomb let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kullero lands a right hand.
Bomb stalling in the clinch.
Kullero misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kullero misses with a punch to the body.
Bomb lands a damaging elbow.
Kullero tries to work over Bomb's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kullero has a couple of punches blocked by Bomb.
Bomb misses with a body punch.
Kullero misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kullero tries to throw a body punch but Bomb avoids it by throwing Kullero back against the cage.
Kullero can't find room to land a body shot as Bomb controls the action.
Bomb lands a nice uppercut.
Kullero tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bomb's elbow.
A right hand to the body from Kullero.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pasi Kullero dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Kullero scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kullero throws a half hearted mid kick.

Bomb clinches with his opponent.
Bomb pushes Kullero back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bomb is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kullero is defending well for now.
Bomb throws a head punch that misses.
Kullero lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kullero lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kullero misses with a punch to the body.
Kullero on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bomb tries to stall but Kullero uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Kullero stalling.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kullero creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kullero lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Kullero tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bomb is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kullero is defending well for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kullero lands a nice shot to the body.
Bomb missing with knees to the body.
Bomb blocks an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Kullero.
Bomb is breathing heavily.
A short right from Kullero.
Kullero misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kullero can't find room to land a body shot as Bomb controls the action.
Kullero swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kullero lands a right hand.
Bomb is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Kullero tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bomb's elbow.
Kullero tries to throw a body punch but Bomb avoids it by throwing Kullero back against the cage.
Bomb tries to work over Kullero's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from Kullero.
Kullero lands a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bomb scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomb comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kullero.
Kullero misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kullero managing to block the knees to the body from Bomb.
Kullero lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short uppercut from Kullero.
Kullero blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bomb can't find room to land a body shot as Kullero controls the action.
Bomb struggles to land a body shot inside as Kullero controls his hands.
Kullero lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short right from Kullero.
Pasi Kullero has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kullero lands with a left to the head.
A short right from Kullero on the inside.
Kullero throws a head punch that misses.
Bomb with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kullero tries a body shot but Bomb blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Kullero.
Kullero tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bomb throws an elbow but misses.
A nice left hand lands by Kullero.
Kullero lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bomb backwards.
Kullero avoiding damage as Bomb throws knees to the body.
Bomb tries to throw a body punch but Kullero avoids it by throwing Bomb back against the cage.
Kullero is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Bomb is defending well.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kullero.
Bomb with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kullero avoids the elbow strike from Bomb, against the cage.
Bomb misses with an elbow over the top.
Bomb throws an elbow that misses.
Kullero digs a right hand into Bomb's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bomb's gas tank.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bomb tries to land knees in the clinch but Kullero avoids the damage to the body.
Kullero pushes Bomb back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kullero lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bomb backwards.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bomb throws an elbow but misses.
Bomb lands an elbow that stopped Kullero in his tracks for a moment.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kullero lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bomb putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kullero in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kullero blocks an elbow strike.
Bomb scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bomb with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Bomb misses with an elbow strike.
Bomb is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kullero is defending well for now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bomb's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bomb blocks a body shot from Kullero.
Kullero lands with a light punch inside.
Kullero lands a body punch in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pasi Kullero dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Bomb throws a leg kick
and Kullero counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Bomb is rocked!
Kullero misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bomb is still on wobbly legs! Can Kullero finish him?
Bomb misses with a shot to the body
and Kullero scores with a counter punch that sends Bomb to the canvas! Kullero smells blood - he's punishing Bomb with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Bomb has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pasi Kullero!
An out of breath Pasi Kullero thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.