PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Clint Pereira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paging Faggot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pereira's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, K5 - Lovin' Feelin'. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Pereira
vs
Faggot

182 cm
19
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
20
165 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Clint Pereira!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Paging Faggot!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, David Schapiro and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pereira throws a leg kick but Faggot checks it.
A bone on bone clash there as Faggot blocks the leg kick.
Faggot darts in trying to clinch
and Pereira counters with a head kick.
Horrible takedown by Faggot or perhaps it was just good defense by Pereira which made him look bad.
Faggot checks a low kick from Pereira.
Faggot closes the distance looking to clinch
and Faggot takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pereira throws the left hand but Faggot avoids the punch easily.
Faggot showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pereira.
Faggot is looking to clinch.
Faggot is looking to clinch.
Pereira throws a shot from downtown. Faggot moves away and avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pereira misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pereira avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pereira checks the leg kick nicely there.
Faggot is looking to clinch.
Faggot tries to clinch up but Pereira circles away and keeps his distance.
A swing and a miss from Faggot.
Clint Pereira is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Faggot tries to clinch but Pereira moves out of range.
Pereira keeps the fight on the outside.
Pereira throws a low kick, looking for Faggot's leg but Faggot calmly moves out of range.
Faggot tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pereira paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Faggot is looking to clinch but Pereira is avoiding it.
Faggot tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Pereira counters with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Faggot fails in his attempt to clinch.
Faggot feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pereiras jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Faggot shoots in for a takedown but Pereira shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Pereira throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Faggot tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pereira paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pereira misses with an attempted mid kick.
Faggot fails with an attempt to clinch.
Faggot misses with a left hand
and Pereira counters with a nice uppercut.
Faggot doesn't manage to clinch there - Pereira circles away.

Faggot takes the fight into the clinch.
Pereira lands an elbow just above Faggot 's eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Faggot throws a punch but it's blocked by Pereira.
Faggot lands a nice shot to the body.

Pereira manages to break the clinch.
Pereira finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Pereira lands a really nice looking cross but Faggot seems unphased.
Pereira fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Faggot checks it well.
Faggot wants to clinch up but Pereira keeps it at a distance.
Faggot throws a leg kick but Pereira checks it.
Pereira misses with a head kick.
Pereira connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Faggot wants to clinch up but Pereira keeps it at a distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pereira throws a solid leg kick but Faggot takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Pereira.
Pereira throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Faggot is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pereira moves away from the strike by Faggot.
Faggot fails with an attempt to clinch.
Paging Faggot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Faggot misses with an uppercut. Pereira saw that one coming.
Faggot lands a head shot.
Faggot tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pereira paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pereira fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Pereira throws an overhand right that lands on Faggot's shoulder, as Faggot tries to avoid the shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pereira wants to land a leg kick but Faggot is out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pereira swats away the attempt to clinch by Faggot.
Pereira throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Clint Pereira will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Pereira misses the shot to the body.
Pereira is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Pereira throws a jab when Faggot was well out of range.
Faggot punishes Pereira's body with a nice straight punch.
Nice body punch from Pereira.
Faggot throws a low kick but Pereira moves out of range easily.
Good work by Faggot as he checks the leg kick.
Faggot looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Faggot tries to clinch but Pereira moves out of range.
Faggot darts in trying to clinch
and Pereira counters with a nice uppercut.
Pereira misses with a looping right.
Faggot wants to clinch.
Faggot throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Faggot is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pereira circles away from the clinch attempt.
Faggot wants to clinch up but Pereira keeps it at a distance.

Faggot shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Faggot showed some decent athleticism there.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Faggot is figuring out what he wants to do next.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Faggot thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

Faggot decides to stand up.
No luck for Faggot with that takedown attempt.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Pereira ducks under a wild hook from Faggot.
Pereira lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Faggot checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pereira motions for Faggot to come forward. Pereira throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Pereira moves into the clinch successfully.
Faggot tries to pull guard but Pereira forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Clint Pereira has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Paging Faggot.
Faggot tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pereira scores a nice knee to the body.
Faggot looking to slow down the pace here.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Pereira obliges.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Faggot lands a shoulder strike.
Faggot tries to pull guard but Pereira holds him up against the cage and eventually Faggot drops back down to his feet.
Pereira stalls.
Faggot swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Paging Faggot showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!

Faggot is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pereira is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Pereira swats away the attempt to clinch by Faggot.
Faggot looks for a takedown but Pereira sprawls well.
Pereira tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pereira connects with a crisp jab.
Pereira circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Pereira to counter with a crisp jab.
Pereira is looking to chop away at Faggot's legs.
Pereira throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Faggot tries to close the distance and clinch but Pereira swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pereira circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Faggot tries to clinch but Pereira is having none of it.
Faggot shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Pereira pinned against the cage. Pereira gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pereira lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Faggot has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Faggot and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Clint Pereira is winning the standup battle so far.
Pereira looks to score with a jab to the body but Faggot is just out of range.
Faggot shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Pereira as he jumps to the side.
Clint Pereira has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Paging Faggot.
Nice jab there from Pereira.
Pereira throws a leg kick but Faggot moved away.
Good shot there by Pereira.
Faggot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pereira.
Pereira misses with a low kick as Faggot jumps back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pereira misses with a wild combination.
Faggot uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pereira.
Pereira avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Faggot tries to clinch up
letting Pereira counter with a right hand.
Faggot is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pereira displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Faggot.
Pereira changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

Pereira has Faggot up against the cage in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pereira tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Faggot tries to throw a body punch but Pereira avoids it by throwing Faggot back against the cage.
Faggot struggles to land a body shot inside as Pereira controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Faggot.
Faggot fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Faggot is trying to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pereira landing knees to the head.

Faggot is rocked!
Pereira slows down the pace here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pereira.
Faggot doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Clint Pereira showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Pereira has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 29:28
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 29:29
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Clint Pereira!
An intense looking Clint Pereira took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I just want to give a shout out to everyone at The Disciples of Pain. My mentor, Face Kicker and my sponsor, Rivers Edge Nutrition [ http://www.mmatycoon.com/nutritionpublic.php?ncid=984 ] Much love to all my fans, until next time.'.