PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Danny Lynch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ron Jeremy has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Lynch
vs
Jeremy

197 cm
22
210 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

187 cm
24
214 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Danny Lynch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Atkins and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A big right from Jeremy misses.
A big left from Lynch misses.
Jeremy checks a low kick from Lynch.
Lynch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lynch throws a series of punches but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jeremy misses with a shot to the body
and Lynch counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jeremy misses with a right hand
and Lynch counters with a right hand to the body.
Lynch lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jeremy throws a nice outside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

It looks like Danny Lynch has been cut.
Jeremy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Lynch's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jeremy under the eye.

It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
Lynch fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lynch moves out of range as Jeremy strikes.
Jeremy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jeremy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jeremy throws a predictable looking body shot
and Lynch counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lynch keeps the fight on the outside.
Lynch throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A big right from Lynch misses.
Lynch thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Lynch.
Jeremy wants to clinch.
Jeremy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Lynch takes a kick to the side of the head.
A combination from Lynch does no damage.
A head kick misses from Jeremy.
Lynch looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lynch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Jeremy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lynch blocks it with crossed arms.
Jeremy stalling.
Lynch is trying to force a seperation but Jeremy has the dominant position.
Jeremy leaning against his opponent.
Lynch wants to break free but Jeremy has control.
Jeremy throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lynch is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Lynch tries to break the clinch but Jeremy is controlling the position.
Lynch takes an elbow to the forehead.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeremy scores with a shot to the side of Lynch's head.
Jeremy misses with some punches.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Lynch prevents a body shot from Jeremy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jeremy manages to break the clinch.
Lynch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy cracks the inside of Lynch's front leg.
Jeremy thuds a left hand into Lynch's body.
Lynch with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lynch lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively.
A jab from Jeremy does it's job there.
Jeremy throws a right and a left that Lynch avoids nicely.
Lynch thuds a left hand into Jeremy's body.
Jeremy looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lynch throws a right hand that Jeremy ducks under and follows up with a left that Jeremy also avoids with ease.
Jeremy jabs Lynch to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lynch.
Jeremy looks to land a left hand but Lynch moved out of range nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy takes one on the button.
Lynch just misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy throws a big shot that misses.
Lynch throws a leg kick but Jeremy checks it.
Lynch connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Lynch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
Lynch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jeremy throws a jab when Lynch was well out of range.
Lynch connects with a crisp jab.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch but Lynch swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A low kick from Lynch misses
and Jeremy counters with a right hand to the body.
Jeremy lands with a slapping head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy throws a hook but Lynch avoids it easily.
Lynch swats away the attempt to clinch by Jeremy.
Lynch misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Jeremy clinches up against the cage.
Jeremy lands a nice uppercut.

Jeremy manages to break the clinch.

Jeremy rushes Lynch and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Jeremy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lynch's defenses.
Jeremy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Jeremy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lynch lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Lynch walks into a jab.

Danny Lynch's cut is getting worse.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy connects with a nice looking jab.

Lynch is rocked!

Danny Lynch's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Danny Lynch is winning the standup battle so far.
Lynch misses with a wild body shot.
Oh Lynch is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Jeremy pushes Lynch up against the cage in a clinch.
Jeremy lands a big right hand that drops Lynch! The killer instinct kicks in and Jeremy finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Jeremy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Jeremy!
Ron Jeremy decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.