PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Om Nom Nom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kung Lai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lai has chosen KoRn - Twisted Transistor as his entrance music. Om Nom Nom has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Nom Nom
vs
Lai

200 cm
24
220 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

181 cm
31
209 lbs
31 - 10 - 3

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps
Springfield HW Nutrition

Gilop®
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Om Nom Nom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 10 - 3, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kung Lai!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Marco Blurström and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lai checks the leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lai.
A nice inside leg kick there by Nom Nom. That's going to slow Lai down.
Lai gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Nom Nom.
Nom Nom misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nom Nom takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Nom Nom throws a right hand that Lai ducks under and follows up with a left that Lai also avoids with ease.
Om Nom Nom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nom Nom throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lai counters with a nice kick to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lai misses the shot to the body.
Lai lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lai fakes the leg kick and cracks Nom Nom in the body.
Lai tries to land a front kick but Nom Nom steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lai pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lai with a hook.
Nom Nom tried to score with a low kick but Lai checks it.
Lai throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nom Nom scores with a sloppy right hand. Lai should have avoided that one.
Nom Nom throws a right and a left that Lai avoids nicely.
Lai jabs Nom Nom right on the nose. Nom Nom blinks but takes it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lai lands a leg kick that knocks Nom Nom off balance momentarily.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Lai.
Nom Nom is breathing heavily.
Nom Nom will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lai darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

It looks like Om Nom Nom has been cut.
Kung Lai is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lai throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lai wants to clinch.
Nom Nom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Nom Nom gets tackled into the cage by Lai. Lai maintains the clinch.
Nom Nom swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lai prevents a body shot from Nom Nom.
Lai misses with a punch to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Lai just misses with a elbow thrown towards Nom Nom's brow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom tries to break the clinch but Lai is controlling the position.
Nom Nom is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Lai is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Nom Nom stalls.
Nom Nom prevents a body shot from Lai.
A short uppercut from Lai.
Lai lands a knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lai has a couple of punches blocked by Nom Nom.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nom Nom.
Nom Nom can't find room to land a body shot as Lai controls the action.
Lai has Nom Nom pressed against the cage, preventing Nom Nom from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Nom Nom gets through Lai's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lai makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lai obliges.
Lai throws a punch but it's blocked by Nom Nom.
Nom Nom tries to throw a body punch but Lai avoids it by throwing Nom Nom back against the cage.
Nom Nom misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lai misses with a punch to the body.
Lai misses with a body punch.
Nom Nom managing to block the knees to the body from Lai.
Lai is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Nom Nom is defending well for now.
Lai misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Nom Nom.
Lai misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Nom Nom.
Lai lands a nice elbow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lai cracks Nom Nom with a nice body shot.
Nom Nom goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lai struggles to land a body shot inside as Nom Nom controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kung Lai dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Om Nom Nom's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Nom Nom misses with a low kick.
Lai throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nom Nom throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nom Nom takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lai looks to score with a jab to the body but Nom Nom is just out of range.
Nom Nom lands the left hand.
Nom Nom lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lai tries a low kick but Nom Nom avoids it.
Nom Nom takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A swing and a miss from Nom Nom.
Nom Nom throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Nom Nom takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nom Nom will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A big right from Nom Nom misses.
Nom Nom throws a leg kick that is checked
and Lai counters with a low kick, right behind Nom Nom 's knee.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nom Nom chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lai can pounce on him.
Lai uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nom Nom.
Lai lets loose with a powerful body kick. Nom Nom will feel that in the morning.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lai throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lai throws a body kick that misses.
Lai fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Lai turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Nom Nom takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Nom Nom has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lai.
Both fighters circling a little - Lai finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nom Nom chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lai can pounce on him.
Lai chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lai fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lai clobbers Nom Nom with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Nom Nom will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Lai lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lai scores with a kick to the midsection.
Lai jabs Nom Nom right on the nose. Nom Nom blinks but takes it well.
Good leg kick by Lai there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lai scores with a sloppy right hand. Nom Nom should have avoided that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Lai catches Nom Nom right on the button with a cross.
Nom Nom walks into a straight right hand from Lai.
Lai throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nom Nom is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Lai throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nom Nom looks to score with a jab to the body but Lai is just out of range.
Nom Nom takes one on the button.
Lai throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lai, right into the meat.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Lai.
Lai with a hook.
Lai scores with a nice body kick.
Lai throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lai scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Nom Nom doesn't seem bothered though.
Lai has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lai throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Nom Nom stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lai cracks Nom Nom with an open hand slap.
Nom Nom takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Lai feints and then cracks Nom Nom's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Nom Nom down.
Lai fakes the leg kick and cracks Nom Nom in the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Lai finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Lai connects with an inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lai lands a head kick!

Nom Nom is rocked!
Nom Nom is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Lai punishes Nom Nom's body with a nice straight punch.
Oh Nom Nom is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Lai clinches with his opponent.
Lai lands a right hand that snaps the head of Nom Nom backwards.
Lai creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Nom Nom's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Nom Nom drops to his knees and Lai pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kung Lai!
A very excited looking Kung Lai made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.