PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Vlad Dostoevsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Dostoevsky
vs
Fatherfockerusus

165 cm
28
178 lbs
17 - 0 - 0

186 cm
26
180 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vlad Dostoevsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus cracks the inside of Dostoevsky's front leg.
Fatherfockerusus's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dostoevsky connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Fatherfockerusus scrambles back to his feet.
Dostoevsky tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fatherfockerusus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dostoevsky misses with a body shot.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dostoevsky makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Dostoevsky closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Dostoevsky throws a series of punches but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Dostoevsky misses with a double jab.
Dostoevsky closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dostoevsky misses with a body shot.
Fatherfockerusus connects with an inside leg kick.
Dostoevsky just misses with a punch to the body.
Dostoevsky bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dostoevsky misses the shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fatherfockerusus misses with an uppercut.
Dostoevsky moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Dostoevsky moves out of range as Fatherfockerusus strikes.
A lazy left from Fatherfockerusus finds it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dostoevsky on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fatherfockerusus. Fatherfockerusus obviously looking to wear him down.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a leg kick.
Dostoevsky throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dostoevsky misses the shot to the body.
Vlad Dostoevsky seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fatherfockerusus throws out a loose jab but Dostoevsky uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus misses the jab.
Dostoevsky ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus moves away.
Fatherfockerusus looks to land a left hand but Dostoevsky moved out of range nicely.
Fatherfockerusus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dostoevsky.
Fatherfockerusus blocks the body kick.
Dostoevsky tries to clinch there but Fatherfockerusus circles away.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dostoevsky.

Dostoevsky has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dostoevsky with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dostoevsky tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Fatherfockerusus has a couple of punches blocked by Dostoevsky.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus misses with the head strike.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fatherfockerusus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fatherfockerusus just leaning against Dostoevsky, taking a breather.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dostoevsky missing with knees to the body.
Fatherfockerusus tries to throw a body punch but Dostoevsky avoids it by throwing Fatherfockerusus back against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dostoevsky with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dostoevsky tries to land knees in the clinch but Fatherfockerusus avoids the damage to the body.
A short right from Fatherfockerusus on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus throws an elbow but it's blocked.
The referee is keeping an eye on Fatherfockerusus - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Fatherfockerusus looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Fatherfockerusus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dostoevsky blocks an elbow strike.
Dostoevsky tries to land a knee to the head but Fatherfockerusus blocks with his arms.
Fatherfockerusus throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dostoevsky can't find room to land a body shot as Fatherfockerusus controls the action.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a short shot to the head.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus blocks an elbow strike.
Fatherfockerusus is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

Fatherfockerusus manages to break the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dostoevsky avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dostoevsky connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Fatherfockerusus's hands.
Dostoevsky moves out of range as Fatherfockerusus strikes.
Decent striking displayed by Dostoevsky there.
Dostoevsky throws a low kick but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range easily.
Dostoevsky is looking to wear down Fatherfockerusus with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Dostoevsky swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Dostoevsky sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dostoevsky avoids the head kick by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dostoevsky will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a thumping leg kick.

Dostoevsky gets a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right from Fatherfockerusus on the inside.
Dostoevsky working Fatherfockerusus over with knees to the body.
Dostoevsky lands an elbow that stopped Fatherfockerusus in his tracks for a moment.
Fatherfockerusus slowing the pace effectively.
A shot in the inside from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dostoevsky's elbow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dostoevsky tries to land knees in the clinch but Fatherfockerusus avoids the damage to the body.
Dostoevsky utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a light punch inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Fatherfockerusus shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dostoevsky as he avoids it easily.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right hook to the body.
Fatherfockerusus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dostoevsky manages to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus keeps the fight on the outside.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dostoevsky.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a high kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a low kick nicely.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dostoevsky steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fatherfockerusus.
Dostoevsky fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fatherfockerusus lands a body shot.
Dostoevsky uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fatherfockerusus.
Dostoevsky misses with the combination.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Fatherfockerusus checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dostoevsky.
Fatherfockerusus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dostoevsky counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fatherfockerusus thinking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dostoevsky is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a jab. Dostoevsky acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dostoevsky buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a leg kick. Dostoevsky looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Fatherfockerusus keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dostoevsky counters with a slapping leg kick.
Dostoevsky tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fatherfockerusus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fatherfockerusus looks to throw the jab but Dostoevsky is out of range.
Dostoevsky scores with a shot to the body.
Dostoevsky tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fatherfockerusus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dostoevsky tries to clinch but Fatherfockerusus is having none of it.
Fatherfockerusus changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Dostoevsky tries to avoid it but Fatherfockerusus manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Dostoevsky to the ground. Dostoevsky escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dostoevsky momentarily.
Fatherfockerusus shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Dostoevsky defends it nicely.
Vlad Dostoevsky has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fatherfockerusus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dostoevsky counters with a straight right hand.
Dostoevsky tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Good exchange - Fatherfockerusus coming out on top.
Dostoevsky swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dostoevsky.
Dostoevsky looks to score with a jab to the body but Fatherfockerusus is just out of range.

Dostoevsky clinches.
Fatherfockerusus has a couple of punches blocked by Dostoevsky.
Dostoevsky working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A right hand to the body from Fatherfockerusus.
Dostoevsky blocks an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dostoevsky's elbow.
Fatherfockerusus tries to work over Dostoevsky's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dostoevsky prevents the takedown attempt.
Dostoevsky tries to land a knee to the head but Fatherfockerusus blocks with his arms.
A shot in the inside from Fatherfockerusus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Dostoevsky tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dostoevsky misses with a knee strike.
Fatherfockerusus tries to throw a body punch but Dostoevsky avoids it by throwing Fatherfockerusus back against the cage.
Dostoevsky throws a punch but it's blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dostoevsky.
Fatherfockerusus pushes Dostoevsky back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Fatherfockerusus looking for a takedown.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dostoevsky misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fatherfockerusus.
Still in the clinch, Fatherfockerusus scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dostoevsky with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Fatherfockerusus can't break the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fatherfockerusus is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Dostoevsky tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dostoevsky lands a hook that snaps the head of Fatherfockerusus backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body punch.
Dostoevsky with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dostoevsky tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fatherfockerusus avoids it.
Dostoevsky looking to throw knees to the head but Fatherfockerusus is blocking nicely.
Dostoevsky with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fatherfockerusus takes a knee to the side of the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

An inside leg kick from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Dostoevsky uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus swings widly with a right hand
letting Dostoevsky counter with a right hand.
Dostoevsky just misses with a punch to the body.
Dostoevsky tries to clinch up but Fatherfockerusus circles away and keeps his distance.
Dostoevsky will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dostoevsky dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dostoevsky lands with a nice body punch.
Fatherfockerusus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dostoevsky. Dostoevsky obviously looking to wear him down.
Dostoevsky tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Fatherfockerusus manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fatherfockerusus moves out of range as Dostoevsky strikes.
Dostoevsky is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus scoring well with a low kick there.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick as Dostoevsky jumps back.
Fatherfockerusus shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fatherfockerusus misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dostoevsky moves in looking to clinch but Fatherfockerusus pushes him off.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Fatherfockerusus. Dostoevsky shrugs it off though.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a hook.
Dostoevsky attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dostoevsky is looking to score with low kicks.
Dostoevsky throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Dostoevsky checks it.
Dostoevsky swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fatherfockerusus on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Fatherfockerusus shoots in but Dostoevsky avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Dostoevsky keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dostoevsky was well out of range. Poor timing from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dostoevsky tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus was well out of range. Poor timing from Dostoevsky.
Fatherfockerusus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dostoevsky manages to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus keeps the fight on the outside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dostoevsky looks to score with a jab to the body but Fatherfockerusus is just out of range.
Fatherfockerusus throws a series of punches but Dostoevsky moves out of range.
Dostoevsky looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dostoevsky misses with a leg kick
and Fatherfockerusus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fatherfockerusus checks a leg kick nicely.
Dostoevsky scores with a kick to the body.
Vlad Dostoevsky is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fatherfockerusus pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Dostoevsky back to the cage. Fatherfockerusus follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Fatherfockerusus takes a swing at Dostoevsky's ribcage but misses.
Fatherfockerusus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dostoevsky throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dostoevsky throws a lazy right hand but Fatherfockerusus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dostoevsky misses with a body shot.
A swing and a miss from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus moves out of range as Dostoevsky throws a body kick.
Dostoevsky swings for the body but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Dostoevsky misses with a kick to the body.
Fatherfockerusus swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dostoevsky thows a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus checks it
letting Fatherfockerusus counter with a right hand.
A big left from Fatherfockerusus misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dostoevsky looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dostoevsky moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dostoevsky connects with a body shot that sends Fatherfockerusus's belly button to the back.
Fatherfockerusus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dostoevsky stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice body punch from Dostoevsky.
Dostoevsky darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Dostoevsky scores with a leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws an overhand right that lands on Dostoevsky's shoulder, as Dostoevsky tries to avoid the shot.
Fatherfockerusus throws out a loose jab but Dostoevsky uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick that misses.
Dostoevsky throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick
and Dostoevsky counters with a nice body shot.
Fatherfockerusus thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dostoevsky jabs at Fatherfockerusus's body.
Fatherfockerusus lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A lazy left from Dostoevsky finds it's target.
Dostoevsky tries to clinch but Fatherfockerusus is having none of it.
Dostoevsky throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dostoevsky moves out of range as Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick.
Dostoevsky displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Fatherfockerusus.
Dostoevsky throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a head kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Fatherfockerusus as he connects with a hook.
A big left from Fatherfockerusus misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fatherfockerusus throws a jab but it's blocked by Dostoevsky.
Dostoevsky tries to clinch up.
Fatherfockerusus throws a front kick aimed at Dostoevsky's knee but Dostoevsky avoids it well.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dostoevsky looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Vlad Dostoevsky did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dostoevsky keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dostoevsky counters with a nice body shot.
Dostoevsky connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dostoevsky digs a good body shot into Fatherfockerusus's ribs.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land with a series of punches.

Dostoevsky closes the distance and clinches.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dostoevsky avoids the elbow strike from Fatherfockerusus, against the cage.

Fatherfockerusus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fatherfockerusus throws out a leg kick but Dostoevsky moves out of range and Fatherfockerusus only half commits.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dostoevsky.
Fatherfockerusus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dostoevsky throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fatherfockerusus is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Dostoevsky scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fatherfockerusus circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dostoevsky takes a swing at Fatherfockerusus's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dostoevsky.
Fatherfockerusus throws a sloppy head kick and Dostoevsky moves out of range easily.
Dostoevsky is looking to clinch.
Dostoevsky throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dostoevsky fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fatherfockerusus missing with a left hand there. Dostoevsky was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dostoevsky.
Dostoevsky wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dostoevsky tries to clinch but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Nice body kick from Dostoevsky.
Dostoevsky fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dostoevsky swings for the body but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Dostoevsky thuds a left hand into Fatherfockerusus's body.
Dostoevsky ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus moves away.
Dostoevsky throws a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dostoevsky swivels and escapes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dostoevsky dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dostoevsky. Fatherfockerusus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dostoevsky moves out of range as Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick.
Fatherfockerusus checks a leg kick.
Dostoevsky throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fatherfockerusus takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Dostoevsky throws an overhand right that lands on Fatherfockerusus's shoulder, as Fatherfockerusus tries to avoid the shot.
Dostoevsky lands with a nice body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dostoevsky lands a nice hook to Fatherfockerusus's body. Fatherfockerusus takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fatherfockerusus swats away the attempt to clinch by Dostoevsky.
Fatherfockerusus has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Dostoevsky.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dostoevsky looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fatherfockerusus looks to land a right hand but Dostoevsky moved out of range.
Dostoevsky is looking to clinch but Fatherfockerusus is avoiding it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dostoevsky just misses with a punch to the body.
Dostoevsky tries to clinch but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dostoevsky.
Dostoevsky keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a leg kick.
Dostoevsky tries to clinch but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
A jab from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dostoevsky.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fatherfockerusus. That's going to slow Dostoevsky down.
Fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dostoevsky.
Dostoevsky steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus takes a swing at Dostoevsky's ribcage but misses.
Dostoevsky lands with a good body shot.
Dostoevsky ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus moves away.
Dostoevsky swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dostoevsky. Fatherfockerusus does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dostoevsky takes a jab right on the kisser.
Dostoevsky blocks a low kick nicely.

Dostoevsky has closed the distance and engaged Fatherfockerusus in a clinch.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatherfockerusus lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dostoevsky.
Dostoevsky gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dostoevsky keeps control of Fatherfockerusus as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Dostoevsky just misses with a elbow thrown towards Fatherfockerusus's brow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A short right from Dostoevsky on the inside.
Dostoevsky blocks a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vlad Dostoevsky had his way with Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus in that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Fatherfockerusus scores with a nice head shot.
A clash of legs there as Dostoevsky blocks the low kick.
Dostoevsky misses with a low kick.
Dostoevsky ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus moves away.
Dostoevsky throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fatherfockerusus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dostoevsky moves out of range of the leg kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Fatherfockerusus throws a low kick, looking for Dostoevsky's leg but Dostoevsky calmly moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dostoevsky fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fatherfockerusus manages to avoid it.
Dostoevsky tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fatherfockerusus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dostoevsky displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Dostoevsky darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Dostoevsky lands a jab to the nose.
Nice shot lands for Dostoevsky.
Fatherfockerusus looks to land a right hand but Dostoevsky moved out of range.
Dostoevsky misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dostoevsky throws a front kick aimed at Fatherfockerusus's knee but Fatherfockerusus avoids it well.
Fatherfockerusus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dostoevsky.
Dostoevsky cracks the inside of Fatherfockerusus's front leg.
Dostoevsky wants to clinch up but Fatherfockerusus keeps it at a distance.
Dostoevsky tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fatherfockerusus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fatherfockerusus avoids a kick to the body.
Fatherfockerusus throws a big shot that misses.
Fatherfockerusus walks into a stiff left hand from Dostoevsky.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a looping right.
Dostoevsky throws a body punch but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Dostoevsky wants to clinch up but Fatherfockerusus keeps it at a distance.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fatherfockerusus lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dostoevsky has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dostoevsky and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dostoevsky tries to clinch but Fatherfockerusus is having none of it.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a sloppy right hand. Dostoevsky should have avoided that one.
A clash of legs there as Fatherfockerusus blocks the low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fatherfockerusus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fatherfockerusus keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Dostoevsky misses the shot to the body.

Dostoevsky clinches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fatherfockerusus.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dostoevsky with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dostoevsky blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dostoevsky tries to land a knee to the head but Fatherfockerusus blocks with his arms.
Dostoevsky tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dostoevsky's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dostoevsky tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fatherfockerusus avoids it.
Dostoevsky throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fatherfockerusus blocks it with crossed arms.
Fatherfockerusus struggles to land a body shot inside as Dostoevsky controls his hands.
Fatherfockerusus tries to throw a body punch but Dostoevsky avoids it by throwing Fatherfockerusus back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dostoevsky throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fatherfockerusus stalls.
Dostoevsky connects with a knee to the head.
Dostoevsky misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fatherfockerusus.

Fatherfockerusus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fatherfockerusus throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fatherfockerusus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dostoevsky misses the shot to the body.
Dostoevsky motions for Fatherfockerusus to come forward. Dostoevsky throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dostoevsky keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dostoevsky tries to close the distance and clinch but Fatherfockerusus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dostoevsky tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dostoevsky tries to clinch but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dostoevsky.
Dostoevsky ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus moves away.
Dostoevsky fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fatherfockerusus manages to avoid it.
Dostoevsky tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus was well out of range. Poor timing from Dostoevsky.
Fatherfockerusus checks a leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus cracks Dostoevsky with a good jab.
Fatherfockerusus tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dostoevsky moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Dostoevsky ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dostoevsky blocks a leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Dostoevsky gets a clinch.
Fatherfockerusus has Dostoevsky pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dostoevsky manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Fatherfockerusus struggles to land a body shot inside as Dostoevsky controls his hands.
Dostoevsky with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Vlad Dostoevsky.
I think Dostoevsky has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 48:47
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 48:47
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 49:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vlad Dostoevsky!
Vlad Dostoevsky very nearly forgot to thank 5th Round Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.