PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vnay Vento (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alpo Yliremmi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that Vnay Vento has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Vnay Vento seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Vento
vs
Yliremmi

220 cm
21
283 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

215 cm
21
280 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vnay Vento!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alpo Yliremmi!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Konstantin Menshow and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yliremmi goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Yliremmi throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Vento cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Vento moves out of range of the body kick.
Vento throws a right hand that Yliremmi ducks under and follows up with a left that Yliremmi also avoids with ease.
Alpo Yliremmi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yliremmi does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Yliremmi throws a leg kick
and Vento counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Alpo Yliremmi has been cut.
Yliremmi throws a quick inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vento ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Vento scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Yliremmi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Vento looks to score with a jab to the body but Yliremmi is just out of range.
Good leg kick by Yliremmi there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Vento misses with a hook. Yliremmi ducked under it nicely.
Yliremmi throws a chopping leg kick but Vento manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Yliremmi walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Yliremmi lands a leg kick that knocks Vento off balance momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yliremmi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Vento is breathing heavily.
Yliremmi shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Vento throws an overhand right that lands on Yliremmi's shoulder, as Yliremmi tries to avoid the shot.
Yliremmi scoring well with a low kick there.
Yliremmi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yliremmi lands with a good body shot.
Yliremmi throws out a leg kick but Vento moves out of range and Yliremmi only half commits.
Yliremmi throws a leg kick but Vento moved away.
Yliremmi throws a leg kick
and Vento counters with a stiff right hand.
Yliremmi swinging wildly here.
Some bone on bone action there as Vento checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Vento misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yliremmi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Yliremmi wants to land a leg kick but Vento is out of range.
Yliremmi fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Vento checks it well.
Yliremmi misses with a low kick as Vento jumps back.
Yliremmi throws a head kick that misses
and Vento counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Yliremmi thinking.
Vento just misses with a punch to the body.
Yliremmi throws a leg kick
and Vento counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Yliremmi misses with a leg kick.
Vento checks a low kick from Yliremmi.
Yliremmi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A nice inside leg kick there by Yliremmi. That's going to slow Vento down.
Yliremmi takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Yliremmi throws a low kick but it's checked well by Vento.
Yliremmi misses the jab.
Vento is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yliremmi misses with the combination.
Yliremmi looks to land a body kick but Vento moved away.
Yliremmi tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Yliremmi throws a low kick, looking for Vento's leg but Vento calmly moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Vento checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Vento swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Yliremmi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Vento moves out of range of the leg kick from Yliremmi.
Vento lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Yliremmi throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Vento cracks Yliremmi with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vento blocks a head kick by Yliremmi.
Yliremmi tried to score with a low kick but Vento checks it.
Yliremmi throws a low kick but it's checked well by Vento.
Yliremmi walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Vento checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yliremmi ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Vento takes one to the chin there.
Vento is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Yliremmi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Vento throws a series of punches but Yliremmi moves out of range.
Yliremmi pivots, looking for a leg kick but Vento is out of range and Yliremmi settles back down.
A solid body kick from Yliremmi.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yliremmi misses with a body shot.
Yliremmi lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

It looks like Vnay Vento has been cut.
Yliremmi looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alpo Yliremmi dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Vento's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A slapping leg kick lands for Yliremmi.
Yliremmi takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Yliremmi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Yliremmi throws a right hand that Vento ducks under and follows up with a left that Vento also avoids with ease.
Yliremmi throws a chopping leg kick but Vento manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Vento misses with a body shot.
A jab from Yliremmi finds it's way through Vento's defenses.
Vento chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Yliremmi can pounce on him.
Yliremmi misses with a body kick.
Yliremmi misses with a wild combination.
Yliremmi throws a front kick aimed at Vento's knee but Vento avoids it well.
A chopping leg kick lands by Yliremmi.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yliremmi connects with a leg kick. Vento looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Yliremmi.
Yliremmi throws a leg kick which misses Vento's front leg but catches the back leg as Vento tries to avoid it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yliremmi, right into the meat.
Vento takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Vento checks the leg kick nicely there.
Yliremmi has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Yliremmi throws a nice inside leg kick.
Vento checks the leg kick nicely there.
Vento keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Yliremmi chopping away at his opponent's legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yliremmi motions for Vento to come forward. Yliremmi throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Yliremmi throws a quick inside leg kick.
Yliremmi scores with a kick to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yliremmi throws a leg kick that misses.
Yliremmi misses with a low kick.
Yliremmi misses with a low kick as Vento jumps back.
Yliremmi scores with a punch to the head.
A chopping leg kick lands by Yliremmi.
Yliremmi scores with a jab to the body.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Vento might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Yliremmi throws a leg kick but Vento sees it coming and moves out of range.
Vento avoids the head kick by Yliremmi.
Yliremmi throws a sloppy head kick and Vento moves out of range easily.
Yliremmi tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Vento cracks Yliremmi with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Yliremmi throws a chopping leg kick but Vento manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Vento ducks under a wild hook from Yliremmi.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yliremmi throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Vento's head.
Yliremmi throws a leg kick but Vento checks it.
Yliremmi tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Vento is able to avoid easily.
Vento checks the leg kick.
Yliremmi misses with a wild body shot.
Vento throws a combination. Yliremmi tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vento. Yliremmi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vento lands a nice shot that snaps Yliremmi's head back.
Vento throws a series of punches but Yliremmi avoids them all with ease.
Yliremmi throws a low kick but Vento avoids it.
Vento lands a right hook to the body.
Yliremmi thows a body kick. Vento tries to catch it but that hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yliremmi tries a head kick but it misses.
Good leg kick by Yliremmi there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Yliremmi tries a low kick but Vento avoids it.
Yliremmi misses the shot to the body.
Yliremmi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Yliremmi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Vento has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Vento and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Yliremmi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vento manages to avoid it.
Yliremmi avoids the body shot from Vento.
Yliremmi throws a low kick, looking for Vento's leg but Vento calmly moves out of range.
A jab from Vento misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A low kick from Yliremmi is predictable there
and Vento counters with an inside leg kick.
Yliremmi walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Yliremmi is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Vento rather than just go for the knockout.
Yliremmi misses with a low kick as Vento jumps back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alpo Yliremmi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!

The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Yliremmi will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Vento scores with a shot to the body.
Vento with a nice cross.
Yliremmi scores with a leg kick.
Vento fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Yliremmi connects with a leg kick. Vento looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Vento checks a low kick from Yliremmi.
Vento misses with a body shot.
Good leg kick by Yliremmi there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vento tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Vento checks a leg kick.
Yliremmi works Vento's body with a nice hook.
Yliremmi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yliremmi tries to land a front kick but Vento steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Yliremmi tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Vento is able to avoid easily.
Yliremmi lands a nice leg kick that just misses Vento's sensitive parts.
Vento moves out of range of the leg kick from Yliremmi.
Yliremmi moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Yliremmi fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Vento checks a leg kick.
Yliremmi slips under a jab.
Vento swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Vento checks a leg kick.
Yliremmi connects with a single shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yliremmi throws a quick inside leg kick.
Vento misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Vento takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Well,Vento is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
Yliremmi tries to bum rush Vento with a series of wild strikes but Vento uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Yliremmi dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Vento. That did some damage!
Yliremmi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vento chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Yliremmi can pounce on him.
Vento checks a leg kick nicely.
An inside leg kick lands from Yliremmi.
Yliremmi throws a leg kick but Vento checks it.
Yliremmi throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Vento.
Yliremmi dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Vento. That did some damage!
Yliremmi misses with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yliremmi attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A low kick from Yliremmi misses
and Vento counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Yliremmi thinking.
Yliremmi cracks the inside of Vento's front leg.
Yliremmi tries a low kick but Vento avoids it.
Yliremmi buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yliremmi looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Alpo Yliremmi is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Yliremmi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Vento.
Yliremmi throws a nice outside leg kick.
Vento takes a kick to the side of the head.
Vnay Vento has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Vento thows a body shot but no joy.
A slapping leg kick lands for Yliremmi.
Yliremmi scoring well with a low kick there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
That kick from Yliremmi tenderised Vento's leg. Vento is trying to keep his angry face on.
Yliremmi throws a nice outside leg kick.
Yliremmi dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Vento. That did some damage!
Vento blocks a head kick by Yliremmi.
Yliremmi cracks the inside of Vento's front leg.
Yliremmi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vento throws a nice inside leg kick.
Yliremmi misses with a low kick.
Vento avoids the head kick by Yliremmi.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Vento throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Yliremmi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Yliremmi tried to score with a low kick but Vento checks it.
Vento throws a lazy right hand but Yliremmi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alpo Yliremmi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Yliremmi has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight for Alpo Yliremmi!
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight for Alpo Yliremmi!
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight for Alpo Yliremmi!

Alpo Yliremmi wins by unanimous decision!
Alpo Yliremmi very nearly forgot to thank Undead clothing. All items 10$ amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.