PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thorfinn Oden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muay Thai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Oden comes to the cage accompanied by Element Eighty-Pancake Land. Thai has chosen Town Called Malice as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Oden
vs
Thai

205 cm
27
223 lbs
15 - 13 - 0

191 cm
21
249 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Springfield HW Nutrition
Springfield HW Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thorfinn Oden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Muay Thai!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oden moves in looking to clinch but Thai pushes him off.
Thai chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Oden misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thai avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thai. Oden does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thai checks a low kick from Oden.
Oden throws a leg kick but Thai moved away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Thai.
Thai rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Oden moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Oden throws a sloppy head kick and Thai moves out of range easily.
Thai stuffs the takedown.
Oden throws a lazy head kick
and Thai connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Thai avoids the head kick by Oden.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Oden misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Oden feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Thai's calf.
Thai chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oden throws a leg kick but Thai sees it coming and moves out of range.
Thai tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Oden was well out of range. Poor timing from Thai.
Oden misses with a head kick.
Nice sprawl there from Thai as Oden shoots in.
Oden wants to slow Thai down by chopping away at his legs.
A low kick from Oden is predictable there
and Thai counters with a good low kick that Oden was not able to check.
Oden is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oden avoids the body shot from Thai.
Thai throws a leg kick that misses.
Oden tries to clinch
and Thai counters with an inside leg kick.
Thai tries a head kick but it misses.
Oden on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Thai lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Oden has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Oden and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Thai! Oden is out on his feet! Thai rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Oden is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Oden is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Muay Thai!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Muay Thai waved his t-shirt featuring Springfield HW Nutrition's logo in front of the cameras.