PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ladislav Hemsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Haffa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hemsky comes to the cage accompanied by Onward to Victory. Haffa comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Black Stone Cherry - White Trash Millionaire kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Harry Haffa is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Hemsky
vs
Haffa

193 cm
26
226 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

200 cm
26
210 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ladislav Hemsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Harry Haffa!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Luis Engracia and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hemsky keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hemsky connects with a solid leg kick.
Hemsky tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Haffa displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hemsky throws out the jab.
Hemsky misses with a wild body shot.
Jab by Haffa.
Hemsky rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Haffa moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hemsky fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Haffa manages to avoid it.
Hemsky throws a solid leg kick but Haffa takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hemsky.
Hemsky misses with a straight right.
Hemsky ducks under a wild hook from Haffa.
Good standup being displayed there by Hemsky as he connects with a hook.
Haffa scores with a nice right hand.
Haffa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hemsky was well out of range. Poor timing from Haffa.
Haffa fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hemsky swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Haffa darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hemsky tries a head kick but it misses.
Hemsky tries to land a leg kick but Haffa saw it coming and moves away.
Hemsky lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hemsky ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Haffa fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Haffa throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Haffa checks a leg kick nicely.
Haffa ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hemsky moves away.
Haffa looks to land a right hand but Hemsky moved out of range.
Haffa misses with a looping left.
Hemsky takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Haffa slips under a jab from Hemsky.
Hemsky uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Haffa.
Haffa throws a body punch but Hemsky moves out of range.
Haffa waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hemsky.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haffa wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Haffa attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Hemsky takes a jab right on the kisser.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Haffa connects with a good straight punch right through the guard and follows up with a right hook and a left hook! That last one sent Hemsky tumbling to the canvas! Haffa pours on the pressure with more strikes and the referee has no hesitation diving in to stop the fight! Hemsky was done - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Harry Haffa!
A very excited looking Harry Haffa rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.