PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jacque Schtrappe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George Robertson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schtrappe comes to the cage accompanied by Nitzer Ebb - Violent Playground. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that George Robertson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Schtrappe
vs
Robertson

173 cm
23
169 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

175 cm
27
164 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jacque Schtrappe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, George Robertson!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Eliza Hachem and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schtrappe ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Robertson throws out a loose jab but Schtrappe uses good head movement to avoid it.

Schtrappe tries to keep at a distance but Robertson has taken the fight into the clinch.
Robertson has Schtrappe pushed against the cage.
Schtrappe can't find room to land a body shot as Robertson controls the action.
Schtrappe misses with a punch to the body.
Robertson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Robertson trying to stall but Schtrappe improves his position.
Schtrappe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Robertson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Schtrappe misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from Robertson.
Robertson is trying to stall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Robertson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Robertson pressing his opponent against the cage.
Schtrappe scores with a shot to the side of Robertson's head.
Schtrappe misses with a punch to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Robertson.
Schtrappe misses with a hook to the ribs.
Schtrappe tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Schtrappe throws a head punch that misses.
Schtrappe softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Schtrappe.
Robertson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Robertson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Schtrappe backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Robertson throws a punch but it's blocked by Schtrappe.
Schtrappe softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Schtrappe.
Robertson lands with a right to the head.
Robertson prevents Schtrappe from breaking the clinch.
Schtrappe tries a body shot but Robertson blocks it.
Schtrappe can't find room to land a body shot as Robertson controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schtrappe.
Robertson lands a right hand.
Robertson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schtrappe's elbow.
Schtrappe prevents a body shot from Robertson.
Robertson is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Robertson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Schtrappe working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Schtrappe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Schtrappe.
Robertson prevents a body shot from Schtrappe.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Robertson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Schtrappe lands a nice shot to the body.
Robertson struggles to land a body shot inside as Schtrappe controls his hands.
Schtrappe goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Schtrappe blocking some punches.
Schtrappe prevents a body shot from Robertson.
Robertson is working Schtrappe over against the cage.
Robertson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Good body shot from Robertson.
Robertson misses with a punch on the inside.
Schtrappe tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Schtrappe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Robertson wants to stall.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schtrappe working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schtrappe misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schtrappe blocks a body shot from Robertson.
Robertson misses with a punch on the inside.
Robertson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Robertson throws a head punch that misses.
Robertson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Robertson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Robertson lands a nice uppercut.
Schtrappe tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Robertson works on Schtrappe's body with a couple of short punches.
Schtrappe blocks a body shot from Robertson.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Schtrappe goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A hook to the body from Robertson.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Robertson lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

George Robertson dominated that round.
That's time! Schtrappe's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Robertson misses with a left hand
and Schtrappe counters with a solid body kick.
Schtrappe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Robertson moves away.
Schtrappe just misses with a punch to the body.
George Robertson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schtrappe lands a slapping body shot.
Schtrappe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Robertson, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Robertson darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A slow jab from Robertson misses its intended target.
Robertson slips under a jab.
Schtrappe misses with a looping right.
A big left from Robertson misses.
Schtrappe is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Schtrappe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A solid leg kick lands there for Robertson.
Robertson misses the shot to the body.
Schtrappe changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Schtrappe ducks under a wild hook from Robertson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Robertson lands a nice looking body shot.
Schtrappe slips a straight right by Robertson.
Robertson moves out of range as Schtrappe strikes.
Robertson throws a lazy right hand but Schtrappe sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Robertson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Robertson, right into the meat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schtrappe misses with an uppercut. Robertson saw that one coming.
Schtrappe blocks a leg kick.
Robertson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Schtrappe.
Robertson throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A jab lands there for Robertson.
Robertson misses with a low kick as Schtrappe jumps back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

George Robertson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Robertson connects with a right hand. Schtrappe shakes it off.
Robertson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schtrappe.
Robertson lands a high kick!
Robertson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Schtrappe checks a low kick from Robertson.
Robertson missing with a left hand there. Schtrappe was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Robertson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Robertson misses with a straight left.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Nice defenses there by Schtrappe.
George Robertson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Schtrappe looks to land a right hand but Robertson moved out of range.
Robertson tests Schtrappe's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Robertson lands a head kick. Schtrappe smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

Schtrappe is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Robertson darts in trying to clinch
and Schtrappe counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Robertson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Robertson.
Robertson throws a shot from downtown. Schtrappe moves away and avoids it.
Schtrappe connects with an inside leg kick.
Robertson on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Robertson throws a jab when Schtrappe was well out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Robertson lands a slapping body shot.
George Robertson is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Robertson wants to slow Schtrappe down by chopping away at his legs.
Schtrappe staying out of range there.
Schtrappe walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Schtrappe blocks a jab.
Jacque Schtrappe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Schtrappe throws out a loose jab but Robertson uses good head movement to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
George Robertson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Robertson has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 27:30
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 27:30
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... George Robertson!
After the big win, George Robertson made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Malicious Intent Fight Gear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.