PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Junior Dos Santos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carolla comes to the cage accompanied by Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2. On his way into the cage it seems that Adam Carolla has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Adam Carolla seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Carolla
vs
Dos Santos

198 cm
32
201 lbs
26 - 22 - 0

185 cm
25
190 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Junior Dos Santos!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Paulo Santos and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Santos wants to clinch but Carolla slips to the side
and Carolla counters with a nice uppercut.
Carolla scores with a sloppy right hand. Dos Santos should have avoided that one.
Dos Santos tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Carolla manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Junior Dos Santos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dos Santos tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Carolla counters with a straight right hand.
Carolla avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Carolla swats away the attempt to clinch by Dos Santos.
No joy there for Carolla, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dos Santos wants to clinch but Carolla slips to the side
letting Carolla counter with a right hand.
Carolla circles away from the clinch attempt
and Carolla counters with a series of strikes. Dos Santos will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Santos tries to clinch there but Carolla circles away.
Dos Santos tries to clinch but Carolla moves away
and Carolla scores with a counter punch that sends Dos Santos to the canvas! Carolla smells blood - he's punishing Dos Santos with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Dos Santos has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adam Carolla!
Adam Carolla seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.