PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Yogi Bear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oishi Yoshio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yoshio comes into a darkened arena with his song building. "Stronger" by Kanye West kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bear
vs
Yoshio

170 cm
29
167 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

178 cm
32
168 lbs
17 - 9 - 1

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yogi Bear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Oishi Yoshio!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Bruno Hogan and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bear darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Yoshio throws a quick inside leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Bear 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bear throws a jab but it's blocked by Yoshio.
Yoshio misses with a two punch combination.
Bear shoots in but no luck this time.
Bear digs a good hook to Yoshio's body.
Yoshio lands a jab.
Bear connects with a combination that backs up Yoshio into the cage. Bear lands a flurry of punches that gets past Yoshio's guard. Yoshio is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Bear bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yogi Bear!
Yogi Bear gave a mention to Milwaukee's Best 159's - $75 in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).