PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Untamo Tohotti (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tohotti comes to the cage accompanied by God's Gonna Cut You Down. Untamo Tohotti looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Tohotti
vs
Mom

175 cm
22
170 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

195 cm
18
170 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Untamo Tohotti!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Your Mom!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tohotti lands with a hook. Mom tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tohotti lands a jab-cross combination.

Tohotti drives through with a takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Tohotti decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Untamo Tohotti seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mom scores with a body shot.
Mom moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Untamo Tohotti has been cut.
Tohotti tries to clinch but Mom moves out of range.
Mom throws a combination that misses

and Tohotti counters with a takedown into side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tohotti tries to move to mount but Mom blocks the move with his legs.

Tohotti stands up.
Tohotti is breathing heavily.
Mom is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mom wants to clinch but Tohotti slips to the side

and Tohotti counters by clinching up.

Tohotti breaks the clinch.
Tohotti throws a right and a left that Mom avoids nicely.
Mom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tohotti paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Tohotti shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Tohotti can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Mom is looking to escape.

Tohotti working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Tohotti tries to stand up but he's trapped just for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tohotti throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Mom because Tohotti loaded up on that one.
Mom is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Tohotti wants to finish this one by submission but Mom is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Tohotti.

Tohotti jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Mom manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Tohotti has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Mom!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tohotti fails to take his opponent's back.

Tohotti has control of Mom's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Mom regains control of the situation pretty easily.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Tohotti get's back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Tohotti missing with a left hand there. Mom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tohotti fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tohotti misses with a double jab
letting Mom counter with a right hand.
Tohotti on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Tohotti misses with a wild combination.
Mom throws a right and a left that Tohotti avoids nicely.
Mom scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Tohotti swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mom counters with a left to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A shot to de liver by Mom. Beautiful body shot.

Tohotti rushes Mom and presses him up against the cage.
Tohotti tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Mom just stands there and leans against the cage.
Tohotti drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Tohotti escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Untamo Tohotti dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Untamo Tohotti's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Tohotti gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Tohotti escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Mom throws a right and a left that Tohotti avoids nicely.
Mom bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Tohotti's head.
Tohotti takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Tohotti throws a left and a right that both miss
and Mom makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Mom will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mom fails to land with a series of punches.
Some wild striking there from Mom.
Mom is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tohotti looks to land a combination but Mom avoids it well.
Mom is breathing heavily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Mom.
Tohotti fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mom rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tohotti moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tohotti throws a combination that misses
and Tohotti takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tohotti swinging wilding here.
Mom drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Tohotti swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mom is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Tohotti rather than just go for the knockout.
Mom uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tohotti.
Tohotti is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tohotti jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Some wild striking there from Mom.

Tohotti darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.

Tohotti decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mom with a jab.
A right-left combo lands from Mom.
Untamo Tohotti is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mom fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tohotti manages to avoid it.
Mom takes one on the button.
Tohotti circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nice uppercut there from Mom.
Tohotti jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mom throws a right and a left that Tohotti avoids nicely.
Your Mom is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tohotti throws a looping overhand right but Mom ducks down to avoid it.
Tohotti closes the distance and clinches up with Mom, looking for a takedown. Tohotti pushes Mom against the cage but Mom circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Mom moves in looking to clinch but Tohotti pushes him off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tohotti misses with the combination.
Tohotti throws the left hand but Mom avoids the punch easily.
Mom stuffs the takedown.
Mom wants to clinch
and Tohotti counters with a three punch combo that has Mom backing up. Mom nods at Tohotti to acknowledge the strikes.
Tohotti lands a two punch combo.

Tohotti scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Tohotti has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Mom!

Tohotti looking to secure an arm triangle but Mom defends it well.
Mom is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom is squirming around, avoiding Tohotti's attempts to control the action.
Tohotti throws some wild stikes that Mom manages to avoid easily.
Tohotti wants to take Mom's back but he can't do it this time.
Tohotti won't let Mom get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Mom wants to control but Tohotti is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Untamo Tohotti dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Untamo Tohotti's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Tohotti misses with a two punch combination.
Mom scores with a one two! Tohotti had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Mom connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mom scores with a nice right hand.

Tohotti closes the distance and clinches.

Tohotti breaks the clinch.
Tohotti misses with a combination
and Mom counters with a two punch combo.

Tohotti is rocked!
Mom Rushes Tohotti and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Tohotti is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Mom Piles on the pressure and Tohotti crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Your Mom!