PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Garson DeBramalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ej Balingit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ej Balingit was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

DeBramalo
vs
Balingit

199 cm
26
312 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

205 cm
28
294 lbs
23 - 5 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Garson DeBramalo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ej Balingit!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DeBramalo misses with a jab to the body
and DeBramalo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Balingit moves out of range as DeBramalo strikes.
DeBramalo shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Balingit throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
DeBramalo throws a leg kick that misses.
Balingit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from DeBramalo.
Balingit digs a good hook to DeBramalo's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
DeBramalo just misses with a punch to the body.
DeBramalo thows a body shot but no joy.
DeBramalo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
DeBramalo thuds his right hand into Balingit's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Balingit throws a body punch but DeBramalo moves out of range.
Balingit swings and misses with a hook to the body.
DeBramalo throws a hook but Balingit avoids it easily.
Balingit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Balingit stuns DeBramalo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Balingit lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

It looks like Garson DeBramalo has been cut.
Nice body punch from Balingit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Balingit.
DeBramalo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Balingit defending well as DeBramalo loads up on a big left hand.
A swing and a miss from DeBramalo.
The fight stays on the outside here - Balingit looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
DeBramalo misses with a right hand
and Balingit counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
DeBramalo looks to throw the jab but Balingit is out of range.

Balingit clinches with his opponent.
Balingit lands a body punch.
DeBramalo is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Balingit presses DeBramalo against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Balingit lands a right hand.
Balingit working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Balingit lands an uppercut.
DeBramalo trying to land knees to the body.
Balingit lands with a left to the head.
Good body shot from Balingit.
Balingit landing some nice looking knees to the body.
DeBramalo's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Balingit.
Still in the clinch, Balingit scores with a nice short uppercut.
Balingit working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Balingit lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Balingit misses with a body punch.
Balingit utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Balingit works on DeBramalo's body with a couple of short punches.
DeBramalo takes a shot to the head.
Balingit tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Balingit tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Balingit trying to land knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Balingit.
DeBramalo managing to block the knees to the body from Balingit.
Balingit lands a shoulder strike.
DeBramalo tries to throw a body punch but Balingit avoids it by throwing DeBramalo back against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Balingit.
Balingit lands a left hand.
Nice body punch from Balingit - that landed with a thud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balingit stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Balingit.
A left hand lands to the body for Balingit.
A left hand lands to the body for Balingit.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Balingit tries to work over DeBramalo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
DeBramalo prevents a body shot from Balingit.
Balingit misses with a punch to the body.
Balingit misses with a body punch.
Balingit lands a body shot.
Balingit lands a body shot in the clinch.
Balingit lands a hook that snaps the head of DeBramalo backwards.
DeBramalo's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Balingit misses with a body punch.
DeBramalo wants to break the clinch but can't.
Balingit crunches a lovely knee into DeBramalo's ribcage.
DeBramalo's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Balingit lands with a right to the head.
DeBramalo tries to work over Balingit's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balingit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Balingit landing some nice looking knees to the body.

Balingit drops DeBramalo with a big knee straight up the middle! DeBramalo is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Balingit stuns DeBramalo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Balingit looks to score with a jab to the body but DeBramalo is just out of range.
Balingit scores with a hook to the body. DeBramalo takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Balingit slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Balingit getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Balingit scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Balingit catches DeBramalo with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

DeBramalo is rocked!
Balingit lands with a good body shot.
Balingit jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Oh DeBramalo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Balingit shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. DeBramalo takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Balingit sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! DeBramalo bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ej Balingit!
A very excited looking Ej Balingit made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.